# What are the funniest or most interesting bumper stickers?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 11, 2011, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818 "2011-12-11T10:48:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mdcastle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@Mdcastle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mdcastle)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/81 "2011-12-26T22:52:22Z")

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Without spoiling the Harry Potter movies (which I plan to see someday), can someone tell me what’s funny about associating Voldemort with the Republicans?

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/82 "2011-12-26T23:27:45Z")

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> [@Mdcastleman](#):
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> Without spoiling the Harry Potter movies (which I plan to see someday), can someone tell me what’s funny about associating Voldemort with the Republicans?

He’s the bad guy. He’s also a racist (well, “magicist”, if you will - he hates people who aren’t pureblood wizards) and is trying to bring about a new fascist regime by controlling the media and government and killing Our Plucky Hero and anyone else who stands in his way.

It’s about the same as a Cheney/Darth Vader or Cheney/Stalin bumper sticker would be, with the added bonus of being more current.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/83 "2011-12-27T06:53:42Z")

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On the back of some big trucks, there are arrow stickers informing cars of which side is safe for passing, like such:

\<\<PASS\<\< \>\>DON’T PASS\>\>

I’ve seen some cute variations on this. One was:

\<\<PASS\<\< \>\>PASS AWAY\>\>

But my favorite was:

\<\<OVERTAKER\<\< \>\>UNDERTAKER\>\>

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**Author:** ![Reza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Reza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reza)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/84 "2011-12-27T10:26:25Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> On the back of some big trucks, there are arrow stickers informing cars of which side is safe for passing, like such:
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> \<\<PASS\<\< \>\>DON’T PASS\>\>
> 
> I’ve seen some cute variations on this. One was:
> 
> \<\<PASS\<\< \>\>PASS AWAY\>\>
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> But my favorite was:
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> \<\<OVERTAKER\<\< \>\>UNDERTAKER\>\>

Like +++++

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**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/85 "2011-12-28T00:39:45Z")

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Seen twice now:

“Yes, this is my truck.  
No, I won’t help you move.”

And only one time:

“The sun will burn out in six billion years,  
which means they’ll have to finish 75 in the dark.”

State highway 75 through Dallas up to Oklahoma is infamous for always being under construction. It’ll never be finished. I imagine there are more than a few other highways this could be applied to.

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/86 "2011-12-28T01:05:57Z")

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“My cat can beat up your honor student.”

Still makes me laugh.

“Hogwarts Dropout.”

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/87 "2011-12-28T03:12:34Z")

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“My cat can beat up your honor student.”

Still makes me laugh.

“Hogwarts Dropout.”

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**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/88 "2012-03-18T17:13:05Z")

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“My Catholic Priest Molested Your Honor Student”

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-funniest-or-most-interesting-bumper-stickers/605818/89 "2012-03-19T02:28:52Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> on the back of some big trucks, there are arrow stickers informing cars of which side is safe for passing, like such:
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> [several variations mentioned]
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> \<\<overtaker\<\< \>\>undertaker\>\>

\<\<passing side … Suicide\>\>

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