Berlin-Ichthyosaur State Park in the middle of Nevada might be your kind of place.
Just stay off my lawn, ya damn Hippy! 
Volgograd.
Visit Pavlov’s House, or the Statue of the Motherland!
Sigh. Yet another thread where the OP shows no interest of returning and explaining how a tourist spot is a place where tourists don’t go.
By the way, I’m looking for a McDonalds that doesn’t feature the Golden Arches. Any suggestions?
While you’re at it, hit Canyonlands. There’s an unbelievable 100 mile off road loop, I haven’t done it yet, as you need reservations a year in advance. You can see the route from the top plateau. Another place sort of nearby is Goblin Valley, where the pictures look pretty great. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the time to hit that either.
Great Basin National Park is in Bumfuck, Nevada, and I have been there. It’s not all that great.
The Spiral Jetty is a fantastic earthworks piece of art. It is truly in the middle of nowhere.
I just went to the Carrizo Plain to check out the wildflowers. I was inspired by this Snopes article. No, it wasn’t nearly that spectacular. However, it is a stunning desolate almost completey undeveloped park. It’s wide open vistas make you imagine what the west was like 200 years ago. The San Andreas fault runs right through it.
Really? It was packed when I was there in 2002. I came the closest to death in my life rafting the Zambezi.
I spent a week there five or six years ago. Didn’t see you there. 
OK, so I didn’t see anyone there. That was why I went.
How about Mount Thor? It’s on Baffin Island in the Canadian Arctic, and features a cliff 1250 metres (4100 feet!) high. You’ll have to stay at the Tulugak Hotel in Qikiqtarjuaq or the Auyuittuq Lodge in Pangnirtung, 46 km away.
I was in Latvia a few years ago, and I don’t think the novelty of tourists had worn off on the locals, yet. We heard several people say “tourist!” as we walked past them.
In particular, Salaspils concentration camp is perhaps the single most eery place on earth. You get dropped off by train in the middle of a pine forest (the “station” is a piece of wood platforming next to the track) and have to walk for half a mile down a woodland path to get there. The place is deserted and the Soviet era statues are just sinister.
Countries like Haiti have attractions like La Citadelle that receive hardly any tourists because of the situation in the country.
It’s probably the most peed-upon point in North America, except - possibly - right by the Continental Divide signs on I-70.
I’m going to answer as if you were serious.
I have no idea how far away from it you are, and how much time you have to spend, but in 1995 Zoe and I drove from Nashville to Natchez (and back) on the Natchez Trace Parkway. This could be among the longest and narrowest National Parks there are. There are B&B accommodations along the way and plenty of pull-offs for sightseeing and reading about the history of the trail. There are some mid-sized towns within a few miles of the road if you need things like gas and groceries and such. But there aren’t any big cities to flood the road with traffic unless you count Jackson, MS, which I don’t.
It was virtually deserted the whole way down and back in the spring. Some folks on bicycles. A few cars. Hardly any trucks. Really quiet. Nice scenery. Gives you the sense of what it must have been like in the old days when that was the main route to Natchez and Nashville.
If you’re looking for something close by for just a weekend, go to Rowley, MA. Not far from Newburyport, if you want touristy. There are some amazing restaurants nearby, and the place is the very definition of secluded.
Also look at the Wayside Inn in Sudbury, though it may be hard to get reservations.
I know exactly what he means. I *hated *the southern coast of Bali - loud, party all night, heckled by vendors every three feet crazy Australian surfer overrun icky place. But go a bit north, and it’s paradise. Still touristy enough that people speak English and they have Western style ammenities in hotels like porcelain toilets (although the “toilets” at some of the attractions are holes in the ground you squat over), without huge crowds.
Ubud was my favorite place of all - great food, great people, a lot of art and music. We spent almost a week of our two week vacation there because it was so wonderful and non-“touristy”, but totally accommodating to tourists. The hotel we stayed at featured individual huts for “rooms” with a huge bed with draperies and (functional) mosquito netting and gorgeous wood carvings. Every morning, we’d wake to the gentle sounds of the birds singing and the quiet steps of the woman who came by with a tray full of incense and offerings to place outside our door, and then we’d wander down to the pool where she’d make us a hot breakfast to order with intricately hand carved fruits as a side dish. Then we’d spend some time in the pool and gaze at the mango trees, nestled among all the vibrant flowers surrounding the pool, wishing they were in season so we could see what mangos on the tree look like. The fee for the place, per night, for two of us, breakfast included? $26. Awesome.
That’s so 48 years ago!
Greece, the Peloponnese, in late April.
We went there last year at that time and it was basically empty. Athens was as busy as any city, though it’s attractions were maybe 25% of capacity. In Olympia the town was desolate. And it is pretty cheap and definitely worth seeing.
Basically any touristy spot during the off-season is a good bet.
Well, i like the suggestions about 4 Corners, and escalante NP, Big Bend and such. maybe i’ll write a travel guide-call it “Boring places”!
Why on Earth have you included Beirut on that list? Fifteen or twenty years ago, maybe, but nowadays it’s a normal, safe, cosmopolitan city, and a pretty big tourist destination. It doesn’t even belong in the same ballpark as Somalia and Baghdad. I think “Beirut” is just one of those names that will always provoke a knee-jerk reaction, like “Sarajevo” (another perfectly safe and burgeoning destination).
Slightly more controversially, I’d also dispute that Tehran belongs on that list, but I haven’t been there and can’t comment. I’ve looked into it though and can’t see any reason not to go, safety wise.
How about this?
Parc national des Pingualuit, Nunavik, extreme northern Quebec, site of the Pingualuit (formerly Nouveau-Québec, formerly Chubb) Crater.
I’m actually going to look into this suggestion. I love places <1 one hour away to escape to.