# What are the lyrics to the Star Talk Podcast theme song?

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**Created:** [January 4, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085 "2013-01-04T17:45:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![jharvey963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085/1 "2013-01-04T17:45:37Z")

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Neil Degrasse Tyson has a podcast called “Star Talk”. The “theme song”, if you can call it that, has mixed in a lot of different audio sections. I’d like to get the lyrics to the entire theme song introduction.

I’ve tried searching the web, and either my Google-Fu is weak, or it’s difficult to find. I suspect the latter, since it’s more of a bunch of audio segments mixed together to form an introduction, than it is a song.

Anyway, some of the spoken word sections say “… dropped the orange like Galileo…”, and the one that really started out my quest for the words, \<something, something\> “… with a girl named Lizzie”.

WHAT with a girl named Lizzie???

Does anyone know the lyrics to this introduction?

Thanks,  
J.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085/2 "2013-01-04T17:54:33Z")

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It’s a mix of:  
Ch-check it out by the Beastie Boys:  
[http://www.metrolyrics.com/chcheck-it-out-lyrics-beastie-boys.html](http://www.metrolyrics.com/chcheck-it-out-lyrics-beastie-boys.html)  
and  
Sounds of Science by the Beastie Boys:  
[http://www.metrolyrics.com/sounds-of-science-lyrics-beastie-boys.html](http://www.metrolyrics.com/sounds-of-science-lyrics-beastie-boys.html)

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**Author:** ![jharvey963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085/3 "2013-01-04T18:27:34Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> It’s a mix of:  
> Ch-check it out by the Beastie Boys:  
> [http://www.metrolyrics.com/chcheck-it-out-lyrics-beastie-boys.html](http://www.metrolyrics.com/chcheck-it-out-lyrics-beastie-boys.html)  
> and  
> Sounds of Science by the Beastie Boys:  
> [http://www.metrolyrics.com/sounds-of-science-lyrics-beastie-boys.html](http://www.metrolyrics.com/sounds-of-science-lyrics-beastie-boys.html)

Ok, that’s part of them. But it still doesn’t cover “a girl named Lizzie” part (or did I miss that in the lyrics?).

Thanks,  
J.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085/4 "2013-01-04T23:49:16Z")

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End of the song:  
Eating chicken gizzards with a girl named Lizzy

Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085/5 "2013-01-05T00:33:20Z")

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Thanks, now I have Bill Murray doing his lounge lizard act singing “Star Wars… nothing but Star Wars…”

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085/6 "2013-01-05T03:03:37Z")

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Never mind. Didn’t mean to post.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085/7 "2013-01-06T01:30:19Z")

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Song lyrics? Cafe Society. Moved.

**samclem**

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**Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085/8 "2013-05-13T13:27:51Z")

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I realize this is probably long dead, but as a Star Talk fan I must chime in that the lyric is “a girl named LUCY”-----referring to the fossilized Australopithecus found in the 70s that for awhile was the oldest hominid discovered. Evolution—science theme. Just sayin’.

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**Author:** ![PrincessAkasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/45deac/32.png) [@PrincessAkasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PrincessAkasha)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-lyrics-to-the-star-talk-podcast-theme-song/646085/9 "2018-05-03T14:14:42Z")

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The intro is actually a combination of Beastie Boys’ Ch Ch Check It Out and Jaden Smith’s Icon. I had to transcribe it and ran across this message board looking for the lyrics. So, here you go:

Ah, what’re you saying?  
All you Trekkies and TV addicts; Don’t mean to diss, don’t mean to bring static. All you Klingons in your grandma’s house; grab your backstreet friend and get loud. Said, Doc what’s the condition? I’m a man that’s on a mission. Like a scientist; When I’m applying this. Wha Wha, What’s it all about?  
Now get busy.  
And we making money by the minute (woo). I’m about to do it way different (godly). I’m am just an icon living. I am just an icon living, living; I-I-Icon living (woo). I am just an icon living, living. I am just an i-i-icon (woo). I am not a Mayan, I’m a menace (menace). It’s wild, you can lie like a professor.

You’re welcome. 😃
