# What are the magic words that would make you sleep with someone? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 30, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764 "2013-01-30T01:25:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/21 "2013-01-30T03:18:38Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > Guess what? The day did not end with me sticking my soft fingers into her perfectly-prepared ham sandwhich. What?? No way! This is very surprising. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/22 "2013-01-30T03:42:40Z")
“There’ll be no locks or bolts between us, Sattua… except those in your own mercenary little heart!” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/23 "2013-01-30T03:47:30Z")
“I’ll pay you 1 million dollars to fuck me.” (money must be visibly displayed) ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/24 "2013-01-30T03:53:41Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > “I’ll pay you 1 million dollars to fuck me.” (money must be visibly displayed) Yep those are the magic words. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/25 "2013-01-30T03:54:16Z")
“OK. . .Who wants some?” ---
**Author:** ![EverwonderWhy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EverwonderWhy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EverwonderWhy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/26 "2013-01-30T04:43:03Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > What?? No way! This is very surprising. Yes, referring to lady bits as a ham sandwich is not a good sign. Delete that analogy from your repertoire - even if you just use it on the internet. If you are just trying to get laid I suggest posting an ad on Craigslist Casual Encounters with a pic of your rock hard abs. If you are just dating to get laid, be upfront about it, otherwise you may be coming off desperate. Nothing wrong with going out to get laid, but try to develop some real chemistry rather than just saying anything you think will impress the first hot girl that gives you the time of day. Even if they did want to bang you, the disingenuous platitudes (saying you like her shitty art, making her an “orgasmic” sandwich, bragging about a killer pad, etc) can be a libido killer. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/27 "2013-01-30T05:04:26Z")
“I do not have any incurable sexually transmitted diseases, or if I do then they’re not that serious” ---
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/28 "2013-01-30T05:06:40Z")
Ok, then how about ham burrito? A ham sandwhich does have the potential to get really floppy. And that for sure is a libido killer. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/29 "2013-01-30T05:07:43Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > Ok, then how about ham burrito? A ham sandwhich does have the potential to get really floppy. And that for sure is a libido killer. :eek: Clam chowder? Seafood surprise? ---
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/30 "2013-01-30T05:12:05Z")
You know what would be perfect? A small container of pink GAK (hey 90s kids!). My fake dick would fit into that perfectly. Those things even queef. I can make that pussy whiiiiistle! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/31 "2013-01-30T05:33:30Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > “I do not have any incurable sexually transmitted diseases, or if I do then they’re not that serious” A non-serious, yet incurable STD? I believe that is what is known as an oxymoron. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/32 "2013-01-30T06:00:01Z")
> [@EverwonderWhy](#): > > Yes, referring to lady bits as a ham sandwich is not a good sign. Delete that analogy from your repertoire - even if you just use it on the internet. > > If you are just trying to get laid I suggest posting an ad on Craigslist Casual Encounters with a pic of your rock hard abs. No, she was using [lezzie sarcasm](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-gwN1TGOU&list=UUjJtlCleIvI4R_TKyh7gJ8Q&t=7m37s). ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/33 "2013-01-30T06:03:28Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > What are these mystery magic words that will make warm purple silky thongs hit the floor? Izklith alkaloth inkir nalalahon kzrthna r’lyna. Repeat three times, then once backwards. PLEASE make sure the thongs are purple, silky, and warm. I am not responsible for the destruction of your universe or any other if they’re not. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/34 "2013-01-30T06:41:19Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > -In Chicago, I told a girl at a night club, that I had a pad (well, a relative’s) that overlooked downtown. At my disappointment, the night didn’t end in balcony sex nor her going down while an elevator went up. Wait a minute. **Diamonds02** has an elevator now? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/35 "2013-01-30T06:57:21Z")
For me? “Hi, my name is Linda.” would work.😃 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/36 "2013-01-30T07:04:22Z")
Your panties would look good on my head. Every time. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/37 "2013-01-30T08:24:19Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > A non-serious, yet incurable STD? I believe that is what is known as an oxymoron. HPV is usually non-serious, except when it isn’t. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/38 "2013-01-30T09:00:26Z")
**"What are the magic words that would make you sleep with someone?"** Let me think… “Hi, Spoons. I find you an interesting person, and I’d like to get to know you better.” We’ll go from there. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/39 "2013-01-30T09:30:17Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > So, I’m following…\*\*what’s \*\*\*\*her \*\ ***name** …thread about PUAs… Bolding mine: This is what my drag queen friend would call, “throwing shade”. Nicely done. > [@](#): > > Well, what would someone have to say to you to get your titties flappin’ in the wind? This is a hard call for me. I know for a fact men have said just the right thing to get the boobs bouncin’, but it really does seem to be the \*way \*they say things to me that does it. I am not one of those women who gets a lot of attention, though, so what works for me is probably annoying as hell for lots of women. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-magic-words-that-would-make-you-sleep-with-someone/648764/40 "2013-01-30T09:41:22Z")
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