# What are the most offensive bumper stickers you've seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 19, 2015, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588 "2015-07-19T06:42:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/1 "2015-07-19T06:42:08Z")
I was taking my kid to a doc appointment one day when I ended up behind a guy in a pickup truck. He had all these anti-Islamic bumper stickers on his truck. Including one that said Islam is a gutter or garbage religion, something to that effect. There was also the Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes fame pissing on the word Allah. I’m not really a fan of religion but it kind of blew me away to see someone driving around with that on the back of their vehicle. So what are the most offensive, inflammatory bumper stickers and things of that nature you’ve actually seem people driving around with on their vehicle in public? ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/2 "2015-07-19T10:34:15Z")
One galling one I’ve seen from time to time is the one that says: God said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![nicky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f0a364/32.png) [@nicky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nicky)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/3 "2015-07-19T11:05:42Z")
“my other car is also a Porsche” ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/4 "2015-07-19T11:25:04Z")
Any pro Gunners one. ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/5 "2015-07-19T11:58:40Z")
Driving through Georgia circa 2000, a picture of the Georgia state capitol building with the confederate battle flag flying from the top, and the caption, “I have a dream.” ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/6 "2015-07-19T12:48:43Z")
I saw a “Police Lives Matter” bumper sticker yesterday. Kind of a douchey thing in a racially tense city. I used to live near a guy with an “I’d rather be fucking dead people” license plate holder. I can’t imagine the reason you’d have that. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/7 "2015-07-19T12:55:50Z")
Any of the rabidly anti-Obama ones where he’s an evil Mooslim Commie who’s going to confiscate our guns and Bibles, make us all do drugs so we’re compliant, and seize control of Texas. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/8 "2015-07-19T13:04:55Z")
Honorary mention for Truck Nutz. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/9 "2015-07-19T13:49:07Z")
A mid-80s beater Ford Taurus here in the fine state of GA. “Send the Chief N\*\*\*\*r back to Kenya” ---
**Author:** ![ChickenLegs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@ChickenLegs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChickenLegs)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/10 "2015-07-19T14:17:07Z")
“No fat chicks - car will rub” [http://www.jdmstickerboy.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1060-No-Fat-Chicks-Will-Rub-W.jpg](http://www.jdmstickerboy.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1060-No-Fat-Chicks-Will-Rub-W.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/11 "2015-07-19T14:47:11Z")
I have to admit that I’m annoyed by expensive cars with the smug bumper sticker: **Don’t let my car fool you, my real treasure is in heaven** Didn’t Jesus say that about his chariot? ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/12 "2015-07-19T14:57:59Z")
“Real men love Jesus” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/13 "2015-07-19T15:01:12Z")
“Bush/Cheney” ---
**Author:** ![mind\_the\_gap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@mind\_the\_gap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mind_the_gap)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/14 "2015-07-19T15:20:25Z")
Years ago, one of the sales reps for the plastics company I worked for had a sales call to make in the Watts area of L.A. Some of the smartasses there handmade a bumper sticker for his car that said \*\*“If I’d have known it would cause so much trouble, I’d have picked my own damn cotton”. \*\* L.A. cop pulled him over and told him about it as he neared the clients plant. Cop told him he might want to rethink it. Rep was mortified, to say the least.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Robert163](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4af34b/32.png) [@Robert163](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robert163)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/15 "2015-07-19T15:26:01Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > I saw a “Police Lives Matter” bumper sticker yesterday. Kind of a douchey thing in a racially tense city. Cops are fathers and sons and Mothers and daughters. Cops have best friends. Some people are best friends with cops. Cops have dangerous, scary jobs. Cops don’t get paid very much. And they are overworked. Cops are being portrayed as racist lackeys and thugs. I think a lot of cops and their families are feeling a lot of pressure right now. Now, of course, using that exact phrase at this time is in very bad timing. But I think part of that reaction the police are tired of being looked at so negatively. EDIT/ADD: I see the basic point you are making, I won’t deny it was in bad timing ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/16 "2015-07-19T15:31:47Z")
It was a “W.O.W.” sticker… But it was on the back of a school bus with a name like “Mother Goose Daycare Center” or something close on the side. I hope any idiot who’d flash preschoolers gets pelted with juice boxes… ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/17 "2015-07-19T16:16:18Z")
> [@Robert163](#): > > Cops are fathers and sons and Mothers and daughters. Cops have best friends. Some people are best friends with cops. Cops have dangerous, scary jobs. Cops don’t get paid very much. And they are overworked. Cops are being portrayed as racist lackeys and thugs. I think a lot of cops and their families are feeling a lot of pressure right now. > > Now, of course, using that exact phrase at this time is in very bad timing. But I think part of that reaction the police are tired of being looked at so negatively. > > EDIT/ADD: I see the basic point you are making, I won’t deny it was in bad timing The sentiment is fine, but there are a million ways to phrase it that aren’t setting it up against the “black lives matter” campaign. This city is 50.7% black and we are a stone’s throw from Baltimore. This particular phrasing was not expressing warm fuzzies for our public servants, it was a direct “F you” to half the city. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/18 "2015-07-19T16:19:47Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > It was a “W.O.W.” sticker… But it was on the back of a school bus with a name like “Mother Goose Daycare Center” or something close on the side. > > I hope any idiot who’d flash preschoolers gets pelted with juice boxes… World of Warcraft? Flashing? Whut…? ---
**Author:** ![Robert163](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4af34b/32.png) [@Robert163](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robert163)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/19 "2015-07-19T16:20:08Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > The sentiment is fine, but there are a million ways to phrase it that aren’t setting it up against the “black lives matter” campaign. > > This city is 50.7% black and we are a stone’s throw from Baltimore. This particular phrasing was not expressing warm fuzzies for our public servants, it was a direct “F you” to half the city. yeah, i think i have to agree it was in bad taste ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/20 "2015-07-19T16:32:21Z")
“New England Patriots” 😃 Seriously, the other day I saw one with words to the effect of if I didn’t like their driving, I could shove it up my ass. Really aggressive and offensive. I really wonder how some people don’t end up with their cars keyed. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588.md?page=2)