# What are the most offensive bumper stickers you've seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 19, 2015, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588 "2015-07-19T06:42:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/41 "2015-07-19T23:06:29Z")
Most offensive? Hope and Change Puh-leeez… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/42 "2015-07-19T23:09:00Z")
> [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > Any of the rabidly anti-Obama ones where he’s an evil Mooslim Commie who’s going to confiscate our guns and Bibles, make us all do drugs so we’re compliant, and seize control of Texas. > [@leftfield6](#): > > A mid-80s beater Ford Taurus here in the fine state of GA. > > “Send the Chief N\*\*\*\*r back to Kenya” I know someone who had an Obama sticker depicting him as a spear-clutching witch doctor. They recently got rid of it. > [@Trinopus](#): > > A cow-orker of mine parked his car in the company lot with a sticker “Piss of a Liberal - Buy a Gun.” I reported him to HR and they told him he couldn’t park in the company lot unless he removed it. (Hostile workplace laws.) :smack: Wow. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/43 "2015-07-20T00:18:00Z")
Four stickers from the late 60’s, two of which offended me. (American Flag, with text): _“America - Love it or Leave it”_ (American Flag in flames): _“America - Change it or Lose it”_ (Peace Symbol): _“The Footprint of the American Chicken”_ (Swastika): _“The Footprint of the American Hawk”_ ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/44 "2015-07-20T00:37:36Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Driving through Iowa 3 years ago, I saw a lot of ‘Buck Ofama’ Bumper stickers. How very clever. About as clever as the “Buck Fush” stickers back when. I saw one just the other day on an old Volvo. The one that I find most offensively over-the-top: **Christians Aren’t Perfect, Just Forgiven**. Makes me want to vomit every time. ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/45 "2015-07-20T01:01:05Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > A cow-orker of mine parked his car in the company lot with a sticker “Piss of a Liberal - Buy a Gun.” I reported him to HR and they told him he couldn’t park in the company lot unless he removed it. (Hostile workplace laws.) How come? Was he an editor? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/46 "2015-07-20T01:06:53Z")
> [@Robert163](#): > > Cops are fathers and sons and Mothers and daughters. Cops have best friends. Some people are best friends with cops. Cops have dangerous, scary jobs. Cops don’t get paid very much. And they are overworked. Cops are being portrayed as racist lackeys and thugs. I think a lot of cops and their families are feeling a lot of pressure right now. That’s a lot to put on one bumper sticker, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![marking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4da419/32.png) [@marking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marking)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/47 "2015-07-20T01:20:44Z")
On a big lifted truck with jingoistic, patriotic, NRA and other wise anti-liberal stickers… the one that i found particularly offensive was " Jack Er Up! Fat Chicks can’t Jump" On another truck, with 'Murican Flag full window sticker… “ **O** ne **B** ig **A** ssed **M** istake **A** merica” ---
**Author:** ![emu2swan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@emu2swan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emu2swan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/48 "2015-07-20T01:23:48Z")
I saw this one a few years ago “on your knees bitch” ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/49 "2015-07-20T03:14:58Z")
In the 1980’s I saw “AIDS–It’s killing all the right people”. ---
**Author:** ![Reads\_a\_Lot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a9a28c/32.png) [@Reads\_a\_Lot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reads_a_Lot)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/50 "2015-07-20T03:26:32Z")
During the 2012 campaign, SUV with one that said “Don’t renig” Yeah, spelled that way. It was hard not to just slam into the idiot. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/51 "2015-07-20T04:10:53Z")
> [@Reads\_a\_Lot](#): > > During the 2012 campaign, SUV with one that said “Don’t renig” > > Yeah, spelled that way. > > It was hard not to just slam into the idiot. I unfriended several people on Facebook for saying exactly that. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/52 "2015-07-20T04:26:16Z")
“God won’t bless a country that kills it’s children” In case anyone was wondering, it’s the apostrophe that pissed me off. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/53 "2015-07-20T11:36:18Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > It was a “W.O.W.” sticker… But it was on the back of a school bus with a name like “Mother Goose Daycare Center” or something close on the side. > > I hope any idiot who’d flash preschoolers gets pelted with juice boxes… ??? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/54 "2015-07-20T12:26:32Z")
Years ago I had a **Stupid People Shouldn’t Breed** bumper sticker. Those who maybe should have been offended didn’t understand it. ETA: > [@even\_sven](#): > > I used to live near a guy with an “I’d rather be fucking dead people” license plate holder. I can’t imagine the reason you’d have that. I’m A Necrophile And I Vote. ? ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/55 "2015-07-20T12:34:08Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > “If you can’t stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.” > > Actually…I do! I feel very safe with the U.S. military, and have stood in protest lines in front of them upon occasion, with never a single qualm for my safety. > > The idea that we must either unquestioningly support the troops, or else fear them, is a false dilemma. > > (Okay, yeah, Kent State happened… But I think we all hold that, like My Lai, to be aberrational.) I took this a totally different way. To me it says to stand in front of them, in battle. If you can’t stand behind them, then fine, you fight first. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/56 "2015-07-20T12:37:20Z")
> [@susan](#): > > In the 1980’s I saw “AIDS–It’s killing all the right people”. That’s horrible. I nominate this one, for most offensive in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/57 "2015-07-20T13:34:02Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I’m A Necrophile And I Vote. ? Somewhere in the attic I still have my “Necrophiliacs For Shapp” t-shirt and buttons. Those were the Good Ol Days! 😃 (It was basically an anti-campaign and involved bars and alcohol all across the state. And it was a lot of fun for us younger people.) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/58 "2015-07-20T14:58:34Z")
> [@Robert163](#): > > Cops are fathers and sons and Mothers and daughters. Cops have best friends. Some people are best friends with cops. Cops have dangerous, scary jobs. Cops don’t get paid very much. And they are overworked. Cops are being portrayed as racist lackeys and thugs. I think a lot of cops and their families are feeling a lot of pressure right now. The problem with all that is, [there’s been no safer time than now](http://www.nleomf.org/facts/officer-fatalities-data/year.html) to be a cop in the U.S. anytime since the 19th century, if then. In the past three years, 350 law enforcement officers have lost their lives in the line of duty in the U.S. The last time the numbers were that low was in 1958-60, in a U.S. with just over half as many people as now. I will add that only 138 of those 350 deaths [involved an officer being shot or stabbed](http://www.nleomf.org/facts/officer-fatalities-data/causes.html). Yes, police deaths matter. But we know that their job is a hell of a lot safer than it was not so long ago. So even if this wasn’t an especially inappropriate time to make an issue of it, the fact is that there’s no issue there. Police safety has been improving for quite some time. ---
**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/59 "2015-07-20T18:38:42Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > A cow-orker of mine parked his car in the company lot with a sticker “Piss of a Liberal - Buy a Gun.” I reported him to HR and they told him he couldn’t park in the company lot unless he removed it. (Hostile workplace laws.) > > Every now and then, we can strike back. Trying to get someone punished for expressing an opinion is much more offensive than any sticker somebody could put on the back of a car. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/60 "2015-07-20T19:12:58Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > I took this a totally different way. To me it says to stand in front of them, in battle. If you can’t stand behind them, then fine, you fight first. (Re: “If you can’t stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.”) I took that to mean, the fine, stand in front of them and get shot first. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588.md?page=4)