# What are the most offensive bumper stickers you've seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 19, 2015, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588 "2015-07-19T06:42:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/161 "2015-07-26T21:26:55Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > . . . If you weren’t appointed Parking Lot Sheriff and you didn’t appoint yourself, who did appoint you? No one. What’s your point? I’m not the “Parking Lot Sheriff.” I never was. If you were walking through a parking lot and saw a car with the lights on, would you report it? Or, by your rules, is that forbidden? Only the “Parking Lot Sheriff” is allowed to report a problem? Really dumb rule. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/162 "2015-07-26T21:28:49Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > Colossal dick move. Shrug. You’re entitled to your opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/163 "2015-07-26T22:30:33Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Way back in the day, during a weed smoking session, a few friends and I started talking smack. As the smack talk went around the room, the level of depravity increased. When it was over, we were left with: “My dead grandmother’s maggots can kick your dead grandmother’s magott’s asses.” This went on a bumper sticker that, I believe, 3 people on the planet owned. I was the only one who actually put it on my car. I used to really enjoy being stopped at a red light, and looking in the rearview mirror. > Ahh, those were the days. I hope the apostrophe for maggots’ was in the correct place. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/164 "2015-07-26T22:41:53Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > [This](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3a/d4/87/3ad487c7964506e93b4512c83a7ab32a.jpg) one. “No one cares about your stupid stick figure family!”, complete with a guy blowing his parents’ brains out. I saw a stick figure family with a father, a blank space, three kids and two pets, and arrows pointing to the blank space saying SPACE AVAILABLE, APPLY WITHIN. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/165 "2015-07-26T23:45:22Z")
The discussion about reporting a workplace violation is a hijack of the thread (and not particularly civil in a lot of instances). If anyone wishes to continue that conversation, take it elsewhere. No more of it in here. ---
**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/166 "2015-07-27T00:12:17Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > The primary meaning is just a simple dig at Hillary Clinton, and liberalism in general, with shadows of white supremacism in the background. How is disagreeing with the village meme in anyway akin to white supremacism? ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/167 "2015-07-27T00:13:29Z")
> [@Waymore](#): > > How is disagreeing with the village meme in anyway akin to white supremacism? The stereotypical image of a village is an African village. So those children being raised as savages as African children. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/168 "2015-07-27T00:34:06Z")
> [@Waymore](#): > > How is disagreeing with the village meme in anyway akin to white supremacism? The use of the word “savage” is the tipoff. ---
**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/169 "2015-07-27T02:04:58Z")
“Speak english or get the fuck out” ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/170 "2015-07-27T02:56:21Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > I hope the apostrophe for maggots’ was in the correct place. Plural apostrophes- no, I’m sure we screwed it up. I’m sure I screwed it up in my post, too. But the wide eyed looks I saw in my rear view mirror probably didn’t have much to do with punctuation. I know I have a xeroxed copy of the bumper sticker somewhere…If I find it I’ll link to a picture of it. ---
**Author:** ![Waymore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Waymore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waymore)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588/171 "2015-07-27T04:52:09Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > The use of the word “savage” is the tipoff. Gotcha. While I disagree that there is something nefarious behind disagreeing with Clinton on the village meme, invoking “savages” takes it a step further. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-most-offensive-bumper-stickers-youve-seen/725588.md?page=8)