First of all, you’re applying a simple mechanical principle to a complex, non-equilibrium process. “The path of least resistance”, thermodynamically speaking, wouldn’t lead to any kind of life. Indeed, life can be seen as an organized resistance to entropy, an attempt to graduate the flow of energy through a variety of self-organizing and self-replicating processes which defy–or at least defer–the normal workings of equilibrium thermodynamics and chemical reactions. The entire process of respiration and the Krebs cycle is a very strong and complex extropic process which can’t in any way be described as “the path of least resistance.” Clearly, evolution doesn’t not favor “least resistance”, but rather optimum extraction of energy from the local environment with acceptible risk.
You keep throwing up “random chance” as a kind of straw man which you can hang from the gallows. I don’t believe anyone–certainly no one who has a more than superficial understanding of natural selection–views the progress of evolution as being “random chance”. Indeed, it is very much the opposite; it proceeds based on the overall strategy of maximal success in competition, and is decidedly nonrandom in pruning out unsuccessful strategies.
But it does not automatically follow, nor have you demonstrated in any qualitative or objective sense, that the bipedal form is somehow necessary or even overwhelmingly beneficial for the development of conceptual development and tool use, nor that there is any reason to believe that intelligent life would converge upon the bipedal form as optimal to support intelligence. Of the most intelligent non-primate-derived animals, only ursines and procyons come even close to the human form, being capable, albeit slowly, of plantigrade bipedalism. (They of course prefer movement on four legs, but can and so stand upright to use their forelimbs for manipulation.) Other animals of comperable conceptual or problem solving intelligence, learned behavior, and/or social complexity to the great apes are equines; in particular, Equus asinus (donkey), the aves of Corvus and Psittacinae (ravens and parrots), the more complex cephalopods (octopus), many members of order Cetacea, and some other litoral marine mammals like sea otters. With the exception of the birds, none are bipedal, and for these birds bipedalism is not the primary means of locomotion.
It is a mistake to view adaptation as being either an open process that finds an optimum engineering solution to any problem, or one that seeks the least energetic solution to a challenge. Natural selection merely favors the solution, however ad hoc the expressed phenotype (and it’s clear from even a superficial study of animal anatomy and molecular genetics that ad hoc, stopgap solutions are the nature of the business) that gives the greatest advantage to the carrier of the gene in the current environment, against existing competition, and built upon cummulative genes and expressed forms. Convergent evolution is a result of common challenges, but the routes and specifics of parallel adaptations are often strikingly different; for instance, the structure of wings on insects is very different than on birds, and different again for bats. Eyes, which have been independently evolved an estimated 40 times are very different in structure between independent approaches. The propulsive tails of cetaceans and other marine mammals that have them are horizontal (deriving from extension and modification of previous quadrapedal structure) while that of sharks and fish are vertical, even though both perform the same function.
Neither convergent evolution nor “path of least resistance” are strong principles adhered to by natural selection. Moderationg of energy gradients and accumulation of adaptations are. Please try reading Ernst Mayr’s What Evolution Is or Richard Dawkins’ Climbing Mount Improbable to get a better understanding of how evolution proceeds and why the easy or obvious solution–the one that is “the path of least resistance”–is often not the one selected.
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