Er, Bp. Nikon.
Thanks for the answers, guys.
Somehow I didn’t think I’d get a comprehensive list, though these answers for representative Christian (and informal) denominations are what I was looking for. I’d be interested to hear about the requirements for non-Christian religions.
i wondered who had moved into that spot. thanks ybeayf.
You can become an ordained minister in the Church of the SubGenius for just $30. http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/membership.htm; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subgenius.
For some reason, unlike an ordination in the Universal Life Church (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Life_Church), a SubGenius ordination will not legally authorize you to officiate at weddings, and don’t even ask about tax-exempt status. However, it will get you saved (“Eternal salvation – or triple your money back!”), and will qualify you to perform healings, sickenings, deflorations, excremeditations, and the acceptance of donations! Praise “Bob”!
Of course, Roman Catholics, Orthodox Jews and probably some others require that you have a Y chromosome. If you don’t, you need not apply.