# What are the rudest movie lines to say after sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 24, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202 "2010-10-24T17:41:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/21 "2010-10-24T19:01:55Z")
“Your apple pie don’t taste too nice.” ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/22 "2010-10-24T19:02:09Z")
“A man’s got to know his own limitations.” _or_ “Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it.” “We’re gonna need a bigger boat!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/23 "2010-10-24T19:18:01Z")
“…the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/24 "2010-10-24T19:26:47Z")
“Jesus wept.” ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/25 "2010-10-24T19:34:34Z")
“Sigh…I’ve had better” (Liar Liar) ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/26 "2010-10-24T19:37:21Z")
“Is it safe?” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/27 "2010-10-24T19:41:27Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > “I’m the king of the world!!!” > -Titanic Er… :o But it was supposed to be funny, and luckily she laughed, so it was all good. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/28 "2010-10-24T19:45:34Z")
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper? No. I am your father actually most lines from starwars work ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/29 "2010-10-24T19:54:43Z")
“I am Iron Man” ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/30 "2010-10-24T20:00:09Z")
“Look what I got free at the checkout. It’s a “Chef’s Pal”. It’s a dicer, grater, peeler, all in one. Never needs sharpening, dishwasher safe!” (The Truman Show) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/31 "2010-10-24T20:04:58Z")
“The horror…The Horror.” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/32 "2010-10-24T20:09:39Z")
‘It’s as if a million voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.’ ‘Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!’ ‘That’s no moon!’ ‘I am your father.’ Star Wars is clearly good for this. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/33 "2010-10-24T20:12:24Z")
“I thought you were dead.” ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/34 "2010-10-24T20:17:19Z")
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” --Home Alone ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/35 "2010-10-24T20:20:12Z")
“This is all wrong. I don’t know what it is, but when I’m kissing you, it’s like I’m kissing my brother.” ---
**Author:** ![DonLogan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@DonLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DonLogan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/36 "2010-10-24T20:22:24Z")
“Rosebud…” [dies] ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/37 "2010-10-24T20:26:59Z")
“Nobody’s perfect” ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/38 "2010-10-24T20:40:14Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#): > > Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper? > > No. I am your father > > actually most lines from starwars work “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.” “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts.” “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!” “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.” “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/39 "2010-10-24T20:40:57Z")
“Good night. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/40 "2010-10-24T20:45:01Z")
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