# What are the rudest movie lines to say after sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 24, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202 "2010-10-24T17:41:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/41 "2010-10-24T20:53:10Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > “I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” I prefer, “I want to have your abortion.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/42 "2010-10-24T21:01:28Z")
[http://www.metrolyrics.com/everyone-has-aids-lyrics-various-artists.html](http://www.metrolyrics.com/everyone-has-aids-lyrics-various-artists.html) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/43 "2010-10-24T21:05:11Z")
[creepy sing-songy girl’s voice] “I’ll never tell” ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/44 "2010-10-24T21:11:53Z")
"Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. " - The Hangover "Thank you very little. " "Pick up that blood! " “Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga.” - Caddyshack "Allright, sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows! " "Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain’t happening, man… This can’t be happening, man! This isn’t happening! " "Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don’t got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? Fuck you! " “That’s it man, game over man, game over!” "I say we take off, and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. " - Aliens Okay, maybe that last one is a stretch, but I can’t quote Aliens and not quote that. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/45 "2010-10-24T21:12:31Z")
_You’re dead to me, son. You’re even more dead to me than your dead mother_— **Zoolander** _You are so ugly you can be a modern art master piece! What’s your name fat-body?_— **Full Metal Jacket** _What are you looking at, you \*\*limp noodle? Ya wanna kiss my ass?_—\*\*The Green Mile \*\* _Yeah I’m talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?_ —\*\*Me, Myself & Irene \*\* _Stinky pinky, pew, pew!_ — **The Green Mile** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/46 "2010-10-24T22:16:31Z")
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.” ---
**Author:** ![Gil-Martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Gil-Martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gil-Martin)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/47 "2010-10-24T22:29:16Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > “My God! Its full of STARS!” For some reason that one made me seriously laugh out loud. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/48 "2010-10-24T23:10:52Z")
“I can’t believe I kissed you.” - _Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country_ “I am no man.” - _Return of the King_ Bonus _Return of the King_ quote that’s bad to say during sex: “Ride now! Ride now! Ride for ruin and a red dawn! Death! Death! Death!” ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/49 "2010-10-24T23:49:23Z")
Surrender Dorthy! The Wizard of Oz via After Hours I! Have had! Enough! Of YOU! (said while kicking partner in the face, off the bed) ST III I don’t know I’m making this up as I go. Raiders of the Lost Ark I want my two dollars! Better Off Dead Pull out Wedge, you’re not doing any good back there. Star Wars (ANH) Have you ever read Ezekiel 25:17? Pulp Fiction ---
**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/50 "2010-10-24T23:55:16Z")
_It puts the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again._ ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/51 "2010-10-25T00:20:26Z")
Wolverines!!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/52 "2010-10-25T00:21:51Z")
“I used to fuck guys like you in prison.” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/53 "2010-10-25T00:31:39Z")
‘One of us! One of us! Goobel gobbel goobel gobbel! One of us!’ ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/54 "2010-10-25T00:43:19Z")
It’s a trap! I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. You talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/55 "2010-10-25T00:47:17Z")
“Ooooh, that’s a BINGO!” (SS Standartenfuehrer Hans Landa, _Inglourious Basterds_) Or, from the same movie, same character in fact: “Ah, ah, ah… _Attendez la crème_!” ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/56 "2010-10-25T00:51:41Z")
“Step out of your car, please.” -No Country for Old Men “Fuckety-bye-bye then!” -In the Loop “The ring must be destroyed.” -Fellowship ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/57 "2010-10-25T00:54:37Z")
“Truly, this man was the son of Gawd!” ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/58 "2010-10-25T01:04:16Z")
_I love the smell of napalm in the morning…_ **Apocalypse Now** ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/59 "2010-10-25T01:04:33Z")
“It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.” - Boromir, Fellowship “I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.” - Chacuer, A Knight’s Tale ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/60 "2010-10-25T01:38:22Z")
You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car ? - _Groundhog Day_ You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. - _A Knight’s Tale_ Can I at least tell people all you needed was some serious deep dicking ? - _Chasing Amy_ That belongs in a museum. -\* Indy Jones & the Last Crusade\* _sigh_ Can’t rely on anyone these days… -\* The Dark Knight\* What’s wrong with you ? What you screamin’ for ? Every 5 minutes there’s somethin’, a bomb or somethin’. I’m leaving. bzzzz. - _The Fifth Element_ Are you classified as human ? - \*Fifth Element \*again [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202.md?page=4)