# What are the rudest movie lines to say after sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 24, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202 "2010-10-24T17:41:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/61 "2010-10-25T01:57:27Z")
Consider that a divorce! - Total Recall It’s a dry heat. - Aliens Come with me if you want to live. - Terminator 2 Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2 Stay on target! - Star Wars What an amazing smell you’ve discovered. - Star Wars Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise. - Star Wars Boop - boop - beep - boop. - Star Wars (pretending you’re R2 interfacing with the Death Star computer system). ---
**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/62 "2010-10-25T02:58:57Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > “I’d buy that for a dollar!” Better that than , “Bitches, leave!” ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/63 "2010-10-25T03:10:11Z")
“I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum - and I’m all out of bubble gum” Wait, I take that back. That’s not rude; that’s _awesome_ ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/64 "2010-10-25T03:10:26Z")
“If it bleeds, it can be killed.” -Predator- ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/65 "2010-10-25T03:22:12Z")
> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#): > > “If it bleeds, it can be killed.” > -Predator- “You’re one ugly motherfucker!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/66 "2010-10-25T03:24:36Z")
> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#): > > “If it bleeds, it can be killed.” > -Predator- > [@Tangent](#): > > “You’re one ugly motherfucker!” “What the hell are you?” ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/67 "2010-10-25T04:02:22Z")
“Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/68 "2010-10-25T04:07:06Z")
“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain” The Wizard of Oz ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/69 "2010-10-25T04:34:41Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Pull out Wedge, you’re not doing any good back there. Star Wars (ANH) We got a winner folks. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/70 "2010-10-25T04:49:37Z")
“What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, tiger.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/71 "2010-10-25T05:52:33Z")
“You git on away from here Miz Daisy! Heh heh heh…”. ---
**Author:** ![Private\_Bin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@Private\_Bin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Private_Bin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/72 "2010-10-25T06:03:32Z")
He say you brade runnah ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/73 "2010-10-25T06:50:20Z")
A lot of good possibilities in _From Dusk Til Dawn_. “Fight now, cry later.” “Fuck you everybody, good night!” “Here is the peace in death I could not give you in life.” “I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker.” “I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard.” “If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!” “I’ll be a lap dog of Satan.” “I’m not gonna drain you completely. You’re gonna turn for me. You’ll be my slave. You’ll live for me. You’ll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don’t think you’re worthy of human blood. You’ll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You’ll be my foot stool. And at my command, you’ll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you’ll be my dog, your new name will be Spot. Welcome to slavery.” “Rule number one: No noise, no questions. You make a noise, Mister 44 makes a noise. If you ask a question, Mister 44 answers it.” “Well, it’s been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fucking day every inch of the way.” “You know what they say about me? I suck!” “Your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.” ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/74 "2010-10-25T07:03:53Z")
“Now do my dishes!” - Adventures of Ford Fairlaine ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/75 "2010-10-25T07:10:28Z")
“Do you ever wonder if I slept with your father?”= The Lion in Winter ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/76 "2010-10-25T07:32:36Z")
“It’s been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.” - Pride and Prejudice ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/77 "2010-10-25T07:42:38Z")
“I ain’t through with you by a damned sight–I’m gonna get medieval on your ass!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/78 "2010-10-25T08:28:51Z")
“You get nothing! Good day sir!” ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/79 "2010-10-25T10:11:04Z")
> [@Capitaine Zombie](#): > > “If it bleeds, it can be killed.” > -Predator- > [@Tangent](#): > > “You’re one ugly motherfucker!” > [@runner pat](#): > > “What the hell are you?” God you got a big pussy. God you got a big pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/80 "2010-10-25T13:09:36Z")
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