# What are the rudest movie lines to say after sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 24, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202 "2010-10-24T17:41:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/81 "2010-10-25T13:32:58Z")
I’ll be back - _Terminator_ Some quotes from the _Godfather_ films… Grab the partner on both side of the head - “You broke my heart!” - GF2 “Just when I thought I was out, you pulled me back in!” - GF3 (For her) “You can act like a man! Whatsa matter with you?” - GF (For him) “She was beautiful! She was young. She was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I’ve had’em all over the world!” - GF “Certainly (you) can present a bill for your services. After all, we are not Communists.” - GF “May our first child be a masculine child.” - GF “Keep your friends close… and your enemies closer” - GF2 “Why are the drapes open?” - GF2 “I’m going to take a nap. When I wake up, if the money is on the table, I’ll know I have a partner. If not, I’ll know I don’t.” - GF2 “Every time I put the line down, I would say a Hail Mary. And every time I said a Hail Mary, I would catch a fish” - GF2 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/82 "2010-10-25T13:39:09Z")
Not a spoken line, but Commodus’ drawn-out thumbs up/thumbs down decision of the Spaniard’s life to the spectators in _Gladiator_. Thumbs up! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/83 "2010-10-25T13:40:03Z")
> [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](#): > > God you got a big pussy. God you got a big pussy. Now pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota… Mota… Mota… ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/84 "2010-10-25T13:59:47Z")
I just went gay all of a sudden! (Cary Grant, _Bringing Up Baby_, 1938) Well I ain’t sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid! (Humphrey Bogart, _The African Queen_, 1951) Into the hole he goes. (Max ‘Slapsie Maxie’ Rosenbloom, _Each Dawn I Die_, 1939 ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/85 "2010-10-25T14:34:26Z")
'Yippee KiYaa MotherFucker" ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/86 "2010-10-25T15:13:12Z")
Yeah, and I can still shoot the eye out of a bird flyin’ – _Unforgiven_ I smell a big commie rat! – _Dr. Strangelove_ Heeeeeere’s Johnny! – _The Shining_ I must break you – _Rocky IV_ In Korea, we used to stack your kind five high and use 'em for sand bags. – _Gran Torino_ ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/87 "2010-10-25T15:44:52Z")
‘Hold on to your butts!’ - Samuel L. Jackson in _Jurassic Park_ ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/88 "2010-10-25T15:49:55Z")
“I am not a Merry Man” from some ST; TNG episode. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/89 "2010-10-25T15:52:40Z")
From “How High”: Next!!! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/90 "2010-10-25T16:18:18Z")
“You are an old potato!” “Fire and damnation! Don’t they know that I’m trying to run a business here?” “I like the dolly in the corner.” “You find this amusing?” All from Scrooge. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/91 "2010-10-25T16:21:57Z")
Am I a clown? Do I amuse you? – _Goodfellas_ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/92 "2010-10-25T16:34:43Z")
“Nailed it.” ---
**Author:** ![markm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@markm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markm)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/93 "2010-10-25T17:46:11Z")
From Tombstone: “You tell 'em I’m coming and hell’s coming with me, you hear? Hell’s coming with me!” “I don’t want to play any more.” “Yeah, well I hope you die.” “And so she walked out of our lives forever.” “I’ve got you now… you son of a bitch!” “Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.” (Changing out Johnny for your partner’s name) “Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.” “Smells like someone died.” “I did my duty, now I’d like to get on with my life.” “Fight’s commenced! Get to fightin’ or get away!” “Already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money, too. Good day, now.” “It’s true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the anti-Christ.” From “The Thing”: "I dunno what the hell’s in there, but it’s weird and pissed off, whatever it is. " “I just wanna get up to my shack and get drunk.” “My God, what the hell happened here?” “Cheating bitch.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/94 "2010-10-25T18:05:50Z")
Wow, everything in Star Wars is a double entendre when you start looking for it. BEFORE "One thing’s for sure, we’re all gonna be a lot thinner.” “Beware of the dark side.” “I don’t know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you’ll do as I tell you, okay?” DURING “YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home.” “Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!” "What’s in there? "Only what you take with you.” “Happens to every guy sometimes this does” “What’re you lookin’ at? I know what I’m doin’.” AFTER “Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.” “Early must I rise. Leave now you must!” "Sorry about the mess. " ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/95 "2010-10-25T18:07:59Z")
“Stelllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” (while with Gladys). (_A Streetcar Named Desire_) “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quite drinking.” (_Airplane_) ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/96 "2010-10-25T18:11:57Z")
A thee a thee a thee a thee- That’s all, folks! _ **- Jack** _ ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/97 "2010-10-25T18:27:15Z")
“Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That’s what it means. One of us is going to jail - well, it’s not gonna be me.” “You’re worth more dead than alive!” “Ohh, there must be some easier way for me to get my wings.” “You look older without your clothes on.” –_It’s A Wonderful Life_ ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/98 "2010-10-25T21:56:52Z")
“Ooompah Loompa Doopitty Do, I’ve got another puzzle for you…” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/99 "2010-10-25T22:05:35Z")
“Frankly my dear - I don’t give a damn” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/100 "2010-10-25T22:22:37Z")
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