# What are the rudest movie lines to say after sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 24, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202 "2010-10-24T17:41:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/101 "2010-10-25T22:55:14Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Pull out Wedge, you’re not doing any good back there. Star Wars (ANH) /thread ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/102 "2010-10-25T23:10:24Z")
i got the poo poo on me - joe dirt ---
**Author:** ![Noel\_Prosequi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b19c9b/32.png) [@Noel\_Prosequi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noel_Prosequi)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/103 "2010-10-25T23:59:48Z")
Fetch the gimp. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/104 "2010-10-26T00:17:57Z")
“This is an outrage! I demand a full investigation!” _Trading Places_ “You sho’ is ugly!” _The Color Purple_ “Sometimes it’s a hard world for small things” _Raising Arizona_ “Who needs him? I’ve got a vibrator!” _There’s Something About Mary_ ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/105 "2010-10-26T02:52:29Z")
“He…slimed me.” ---
**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/106 "2010-10-26T02:56:05Z")
Sheila: _You found me beautiful once…_ Ash: _Honey, you got real ugly._ ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/107 "2010-10-26T04:15:15Z")
> [@GameHat](#): > > Sheila: _You found me beautiful once…_ > Ash: _Honey, you got real ugly._ Ash: Thats just what we call Pillowtalk… ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/108 "2010-10-26T04:22:51Z")
> [@GameHat](#): > > Sheila: _You found me beautiful once…_ > Ash: _Honey, you got real ugly._ > [@simster](#): > > Ash: Thats just what we call Pillowtalk… “Hail to the King, baby” ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/109 "2010-10-26T04:26:21Z")
for before sex All right you medieval screw heads. This, is my BOOM STICK! or from The Princess Bride Get used to disappointment. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/110 "2010-10-26T04:46:40Z")
“Wanna give up, or are you thirsty for more?” ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/111 "2010-10-26T05:05:48Z")
"“Let me release you from this imperfect flesh that ties you to time and space. All that is unknown will be known to you once more.” -The Tall Man (_Phantasm_). ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/112 "2010-10-26T05:15:29Z")
(Grunt, panting)…“Yea, I think that hit Hit the spot.” -Robert De Niro. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/113 "2010-10-26T05:49:52Z")
“Bring out yer dead!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/114 "2010-10-26T06:18:15Z")
“That’s gonna leave a mark!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unexpected\_Okapi\_Debacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_unexpected_okapi_debacle/32/7702_2.png) [@The\_Unexpected\_Okapi\_Debacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unexpected_Okapi_Debacle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/115 "2010-10-26T13:12:47Z")
“You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.” - _Enter the Dragon_ “Hey, what happens if we flip this thing over?” - _Deliverance_ “Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar.” - _Deliverance_ “Tannis Anyone?” - _Rosemary’s Baby_ “Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You’ve got any more? We’re gonna see how many wire hangers you’ve got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why?” - _Mommie Dearest_ ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/116 "2010-10-26T13:23:58Z")
“Plastics.” - The Graduate ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/117 "2010-10-26T14:45:01Z")
A couple from _The Empire Strikes Back_: Would it help if I got out and pushed? I’d just as soon kiss a wookie! Good shot Jansenn! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/118 "2010-10-26T15:47:57Z")
Can’t forget the Westerns. “Now this time squeeze. Slowly, but squeeze. All right now, squeeze.” – _The Magnificent Seven_ “Don’t ever let me do that again.” – _Stagecoach_ “You sure you don’t want the snake, too?” – _True Grit_ “You slut!” – _Gunfight at the O.K. Corral_ “You go home to your mother and your father and grow up to be strong and straight.” – _Shane_ “It takes more than big, broad shoulders to make a man.” – _High Noon_ ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/119 "2010-10-26T16:10:01Z")
“Say hello to my little friend!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-rudest-movie-lines-to-say-after-sex/558202/120 "2010-10-26T16:50:25Z")
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