What are the ten best movies of all time?

All right, everybody! Drop those DVDs! Everyone knows that the best movies were made before 1920! These things have to SEASON! CASABLANCA, CITIZEN KANE, pfah. Rank newcomers. Greenhorns.

Here are the Ten Best of All Time:

  1. The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch
  2. The Unseen Enemy
  3. Musketeers of Pig Alley
  4. The Lonedale Operator
  5. Sunshine Sue
  6. Lola’s Promise
  7. Hell’s Hinges
  8. The Mystery of the Leaping Fish
  9. Poor Little Rich Girl
  10. Where the Heart Is

Okay, that last one’s a little more recent, but I can’t look at that ad in the papers without wanting to zork Natalie Portman.

I’ll expect everyone here to print my list out and Scotch-tape it to their refrigerators.

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RTA - am I the world’s dumbest broad, or is does this happen to other people? For some reason, Apocalypse Now leaves me scratching my head, going “Huh? Wha?”

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Aw crap, Uke! You beat me to it, and outdid me to boot! You got me back for the Some Like it Hot thing, though!

I’ll post my list anyway:

The 10 Best Pre-1935 Movies that I Have Seen:

  1. Birth of a Nation–1915
  2. Foolish Wives–1921
  3. Dancing Mothers–1926
  4. Metropolis–1927
  5. M–1931
  6. Freaks–1932
  7. Scarface–1932
  8. Triumph of the Will–1932
  9. The Story of Vernon and Irene Castle–1934
  10. It Happened One Night–1934

Zork? But when you turn out the lights, won’t you be eaten by a grue?

Next thing you know, someone is going to be saying that these talkies are just a piss-poor substitute for the REAL cinema of the 1890’s… Any such list is going to be weighted heavily on personal opinion.

My personal top 10, in no particular order:

Braveheart
Aliens
Terminator 2
The Hudsucker Proxy
Casablanca
Ben Hur
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Dr. Strangelove
Jaws
Sgt. York

A balance of old and new, science-fiction and drama, war and comedy, action and history.

These aren’t necessarily the same as my list of “favorite” films, nor my list of “best” films, but could be looked at as a composite of my “best/favorite” films

In reverse rank order:

  1. Citizen Kane – A film that was fiercely experimental for its time, and still never looks quite “classic,” which is its charm.

  2. Clerks – A hilarious film about what Gen-Xer life is like: mostly sitting around, doing nothing and bullshitting with your buddies about Star Wars and porno.

  3. The Maltese Falcon – Most old “classic” films are sappy Frank Capra family fare that has little entertainment value other than to make you all warm and squidgy inside. Not the Maltese Falcon, with brilliant artistry, stunning writing, and stellar performances. Peter Lorry steals the show, IMHO.

  4. Blade Runner – Paired with Star Wars, makes the original “classic” Sci-Fi movie. Ridley Scott provides an image of the future which has influenced every dark sci-fi film since. Everything since has just been a cheap rip-off of this seminal work.

  5. Rosemary’s Baby – The best work of horror ever filmed, bar none. Lacks the neck-breaking pea-soup episodes of The Exorcist, but it can’t be beat with regards to suspense. Simply a classic for all time, with an ending you keep convincing yourself can;t be true until you find out that it is. I still get shivers over the last scene.

  6. The Empire Strikes Back – Enough has been said about this trilogy that i can add little to the conversation, other than to give it’s best work, the middle act, a #5 ranking.

  7. Braveheart – I can never see this film too much. One of the most captivating stories of the 1990’s, and the battle scenes are pretty cool too.

  8. What’s Eating Gilbert Grape – Quirky independant flick staring Johnny Depp about life in a dust-bowl town. Introduced the world to Leonardo DiCaprio, who puts out a PHENOMINAL performance. Too bad he had to do Titanic and ruin his career.

  9. American Graffiti – Was for years my favorite movie, even after my #1 had been released. It’s what a good movie should be about: people. It’s just 2 hours about 1 nite in the lives of 4 people. And a complete work of art.

  10. The Shawshank Redemption – recently took over my number one spot on this list. As a long short-story/novella by Stephen King, it was easily one of my top 10 works of fiction (King may be a best selling horror writer, but his best works fall well outside of the horror genre). This film by Frank Darabont captures all of the greatness of the original story, as well adding touches that only add to it. The best line still comes at the beginning, when Andy Dufresne(Tim Robbins) asks Ellis Redding (the narrator, played by Morgan Freeman) “Why do they call you ‘Red’” “I dunno. Must be because I’m Irish.”

“RTA, am I the world’s dumbest broad” - Missy2U

I couldn’t possibly make that determination without meeting you in person. As for Apocalypse Now … well, it’s just great.

Hrm…this is in no particular order.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Full Metal Jacket
Beauty and the Beast (Disney animation)
The Thomas Crown Affair
Le Diner de Cons (recent French comedy)
The Wizard of Oz
The Birds
The Shawshank Redemption
I.Q.
My Fair Lady

If you haven’t read Conrad’s Heart of Darkness, chances are it wouldn’t make much sense if you were expecting a realistic story about Vietnam. Honestly, I’m not a big fan of the movie or the book. Maybe the ending just didn’t live up to my expectations.

I still hold that nickelodeons were the downfall of cinema. How quickly we forget such early pre-1907 classics as:

Jack and the Beanstalk (1902)
The Life of an American Fireman (1902)
The Great Train Robbery (1903)
The Ex-Convict (1904)
Personal (1904)
The Kleptomaniac (1905)

Then that damn Chronophonograph went and ruined everything.

I realized that I failed to list ten films, so I add to the list any four movies Steve Guttenberg has been in - it really doesn’t matter which ones as they are all masterpieces of subtle manipulation of lighting, acting, and fanciful amusement.

No one has yet mentioned my own favorite, the hilarious domestic comedy “The Whole Dam Family and the Dam Dog” (1905)!

Gee, I know this isn’t the Pit or anything, but are you REALLY that clueless?

Go see some movies, kid, then come back with your cap in your hand.

Greenbean, I like the way you think. A whole film genre evaporated with the advent of sound. With the exception of William Shatner, actors had to completely tone down their styles to better accomodate the new technology. I wish video rental stores had a bigger stock of silents to choose from.

The German films on your list remind me that Germany had a kick-butt film industry going before WWII, and that a couple of my favorite old films are German. Here’s a short crossover-to-Europe best film list:

Der Blau Engel
The Mountain
And your two:
Metropolis
M

Next string will be: best foreign films through the years.

My favorite cave etchings are:

  1. The one with the three guys holding spears near a water buffalo.

  2. The one with the two guys hurling rocks at a mammoth.

  3. The one with the guy, woman and child by a fire.

The Not-Previously-Mentioned list:

Breaking Away
The Great Escape
All Quiet on the Western Front
West Side Story
Lust for Life
Forrest Gump
War of the Worlds
On the Beach
Schindler’s List
Blazing Saddles

Well I am not getting into the ten best movies of all times. This is MPSIMS for christsakes! MY best movies are also my favorites. I think movies should be judged just on how much pleasure you get from watching them, and good movies rise to the top anyway. My top ten in no particular order are:

Chariots of Fire - This is my favorite movie and if I were numbering them it would be #1. It is about the virtues of sticking to what you believe. It is also a good period piece and I love Vangelis’ music. I used to be a runner so that gave it a special appeal to me. It saddens me to think that 2 of the actors who were healthy and fit enough to portray convincing Olympic athletes in 1981 are already long dead from AIDs.

Casablanca – Somewhere in this movie they managed to squeeze in WWII, Nazis, love, friendship, loyalty, national rivalry and enough lines to provide 100s of cliches for years to follow. Plus they have Ingrid Bergman at her hottest, Humphrey Bogart at his most charismatic and Claude Rains at his most suave.

Monsieur Verdoux – A movie about a bluebeard, a man who marries and murders women for their money. It delightfully squeezes every second of the movie with something of interest. Black humor intermixed with social commentary. Charlie Chaplin uses all his accumulated skill as an actor and then surrounds himself with a talented surrounding cast. Martha Raye is a hoot in this movie.

Forrest Gump – Provided me with 2 of my favorite sayings: “Life is like a box of chocolates” and “That’s all I have to say about that”, obviously my Midwest roots are showing. I liked the simplicity and serenity of the man, and that Tom Hanks sure is versatile. I often note the irony of this movie as it exposes a piece of my inner hypocrisy because I am sure if I knew a Forrest Gump in real life I would consider him a moron, but I like to think this movie appeals to my better values.

Muriel’s Wedding – “What the hell is wrong with me?” I often wonder about this choice. Chick flick deluxe, but I went and bought an Abba gold album after watching it I liked the music so much. Made me a huge Toni Collette fan and after all my past fixations on starlet types I am amazed by the fact I would love to get into her pants.

It’s A Wonderful Life – Call me sappy … [everyone says] Hello Sappy [/end everyone says] but I love this movie and I am probably the only person left on the planet that thinks they don’t show it enough on TV at Christmas. I have 3 versions of this movie in my videotape collection. The story of how much a man’s life means even if he doesn’t realize it, hits deep with me.

Citizen Cain – Maybe it is on all the critics’ top lists, but it is on mine too, because it is a damn good film. Orson Welles is riveting. In this movie, at least, I think he could have made clipping his fingernails interesting (he doesn’t do that in the movie for those of you who haven’t seen the movie).

Goundhog Day – I don’t even know why I like this movie so much. Certainly it is because of Bill Murray’s wry sarcasm and wit, but I think there is more to it than that but I can’t put my finger on it. I actually thought Andie MacDowell was a fox in this movie.

Fargo – I loved this movie, don’t ya know? There’s no call to get snippy with me. I think it was the movie’s eccentricies that worked so well. Frances McDormand is just a delight to watch.

Das Boot – The gritty realism and the novel approach of developing sympathy for the characters who were Germans in WWII instead of looking at the Allies, makes this one great.

That 10 already? I was just getting going.

Iswote, you reminded me that there IS a more recent movie that I think is a stroke of genius. I was beginning to feel a frump because nothing on my list was newer than 1980. I LOVED Fargo! Those two brothers who filmed it – I can’t remember their name – are brilliant. For that matter, another film of theirs, Raising Arizona, is on my “Top Ten Funniest Films of All Time” list, as well. Yes, Frances McDermond was brilliant and deserved her Oscar.

I recently saw “Das Boot” for the first time. What a brilliant, teeth-grinding, gut-wrenching, claustraphobic, film. I wonder if this new submarine film that’s just out can hold a candle to it? Thanks for the capsule reviews. They’re fun.

Ukulele Ike, Eve, you know I love you, but in your eagerness to promote pre-1940 films, you once again totally disdain the non-US films.

The best ten films (also, by an uncanny coincidence, my ten favourites)
Red - Krzysztof Kieslowski
M - Fritz Lang
La Strada - Federico Fellini
La Belle et la Bête - Jean Cocteau
The Seventh Seal - Ingmar Bergman
Rashomon - Akira Kurosawa
A bout de souffle - Jean-Luc Godard
Pather Panchali - Satyajit Ray
Pixote - Hector Babenco
Raise the Red Lantern - Zhang Yimou
Les quatre cents coups - François Truffaut

IIRC, the Coen brothers did Fargo, along with The Hudsucker Proxy (I do love that movie…)

I thought U-571 was very good, though I think it’s not quite as claustrophobic as Das Boot. Of course, I missed Das Boot in the theater and have only seen the original movie version. (Does a small TV make U-boats seem more claustrophobic? Could be…) I wish they’d release the original 6 hr miniseries on DVD, but I’m not holding my breath…

Well the movie surround-sound and the big screen make it easier to forget where you are and feel you are right in that tin can with 'em.

My top ten not previously mentioned movies:

  1. Lone Star
  2. Alien
  3. The Cowboys
  4. The Searchers
  5. The Thing
  6. Awakenings
  7. Big
  8. Giant
  9. Fargo
  10. The Year My Voice Broke