What Are The Worst Airports?

There’s an utter lack of anything near KCI. That damn airport is so far away from KC that they should just call it the St. Jo airport.

I particularly loathe my local airport nemesis, STL, because it was built and designed as a hub airport, but isn’t a hub anymore – yet security still takes longer than at any hub I’ve gone through! For a while after 9/11 they had the metal detectors dialed so high that my glasses were pinging the damn thing – and I got to stand around with three screeners playing the “guess what’s in my pockets” game (keys? no. coins? no. nail clipper? no.) Mind you, all three were looking me in the eye while accusing me of smuggling in metal objects – over which eyes were perched my metal glasses, of course.

I don’t fly into Denver that often, but I think my luggage has gone walkabout every single time I have done so.

O’Hare always comes up in these threads, but it never struck me as that bad. I mean, it’s hard to enjoy an airport, and I don’t enjoy O’Hare, but it’s easy to get to, has a decent number and quality (by airport standards) of shops and restaurants, there are enough chairs, and the security setup is adequately designed.

Compared to some other airports I’ve been at (I hate Kona on the Big Island, for example), it doesn’t bother me.

But I seem to be in the minority on this. Is it because ORD is my home airport, and so I never change planes there? Are the problems that others see related to plane-change issues?

Are you sure it was Sea-Tac? I live in Washington and flew into and out of that garbage heap 4 times last month. The security people are humorless and rude, the frickin lines at least 30 minutes long (4:30am on a Sunday?). The area outside of baggage claim stinks of cigarette smoke because thats the only place that it’s allowed.

My favorite has to be the one at Savannah, GA. Friendly people and a place to smoke and have a beer at the same time. Denver is a close second.

Count another vote for hating the airport in DC (Dulles? I swear I’ve never been there and I always transfer at National, oddly enough,) that won’t let you go a few hundred feet to the next terminal without going through security, instead making you take a shuttle that only departs every half hour or so, and gets you to the next terminal by driving across the taxiway (and incidentally takes up almost enough space to fit in another gate.)

The OLD (10+ years ago) Westchester County Airport (White Plains, NY; airport code HPN) was an unbelievable sight.
It was little more than two building of equivalent size (one of which was a quonset hut) and a gravel parking lot. As I recall, only one of the two buildings was air-conditioned.
This in, what was arguably, the wealthiest per-capita county in the USA.

Someone explained to me that the folks there didn’t want their airport to become another end-of-the-line for New York City-bound passengers… so they decided not to have a bigger airport.

Since then, they’ve built a new, lovely airport.

I’ve had some pretty bad times with DFW.
I’ve heard all the horror stories about CDG but have never experienced anything untoward. Franfurt is a little odd, but we did okay with it last summer.
One of my favorite airports is Amsterdam’s Schiphol.
It’s clean, easy to navigate, decent food, nice shopping.

I used to travel to Valencia, CA quite a bit for work and after one disastrous experience at LAX - traffic! long security lines! I always flew into Burbank for the reasons described above. Sure, there’s no decent restaurants or stores, but it is fast fast fast.

My least favorite airport - New Delhi by far. Filthy, trash against the walls, hideous security, lack of lines to try to change money (complete with pushing and shoving), all the people pushing and shoving outside. My favorite international airport is probably Singapore - so easy to claim bags and go to the taxi stand.

Well, no. Provided you don’t mind crappy directions like “The elevator is just behind the giant dinosaur” and when you get there, one giant dinosaur but no elevator. Wherever you land and wherever your connecting flight is will invariably as far apart as possible. This past time it took me 40 minutes of my alloted 50 to get all the way over there. I tried to wait for the tram, but it didn’t come. So I tried at least to find the elevator but only found the dino. And I had a very heavy bag. Thank OG for the walking floors, they saved me, and even they had gaps where I had to carry/drag the bag.

I also think New Delhi is filthy and dirty but I also thought Newark was pretty damn crappy. No wonder everyone thinks NJ is a horrid place if they only see the airport. Newark people, clean it up a bit!

Paris was pretty bad.

Hmm. This strikes me as not a bad LJ entry - Airports I have been to and what I think of them.

Harrisburg International Airport. Okay, it was mostly the airline, but the airport sucked too.

I was booked into Harrisburg for business. It’s like the Hotel California. You can never leave! Our original flight was supposed to leave one afternoon. It was delayed over and over due to “mechanical issues”. Then, after several hours, the flight team couldn’t fly because they were over the amount of time they could legally stay at work without a rest period. Did they tell anyone? Oh no, not for over an hour while they hemmed and hawed. Finally we separated - one person staying at the terminal, and one person going to try to get a different flight. During this, they finally announced that they were cancelling the flight entirely. They then had one person trying to rebook the entire flight of over 100 people. The line was so long, I was greatly relieved to hear myself paged! Apparently rebooking was the best plan we had as now we had a new flight. Not until 6am the next day! There were no overnight flights from ANY airlines.

They did pay for the hotel (the company would’ve anyway, but I guess it was nice). We get up at around 4am to make the flight. Wait, wait, wait… plane’s not there at 6. Or 6:30. Sometime around 7am the plane shows up. Again… technical difficulties. There is fuck all to do. I pay for a few precious minutes of internet at a ghastly rate. Finally we get on the plane around 11am. Keep in mind, the entire time since 6am, we are told “just a few minutes”, so we can’t leave the general area. The AC on the plane doesn’t work and we sit on it for around 45 minutes, sweltering. Finally, the engines start to whir and cough. We then get OFF the plane; technical issues (this is a different plane!). I’m so tired from getting up at 4am that I’m practically in tears. They book us on another flight for that night, more than 24 hours after the original flight!

We go to the bar to try to get some solace. The shitty airport bar serves me a really watered-down, awful drink (I ordered a long island ice tea and it was pale yellow…). There is no decent restaurant. We mutually agree to rent a car if we are delayed again. The flight is indeed delayed, but only for a few minutes. We finally take off… I’ll never be back.

Toronto (Pearson) Airport is bad for many reasons – high taxes and costs for airlines, lack of information staff (phones are not a substitute) and Internet, very poor public transportation access, bad weather… It is a little better with the people mover. I usually park in the reduced rate parking and access there is now good. Two years ago I missed a flight since the shuttle bus driver from the airport’s own parking lot to Terminal 1 (via everything else) got LOST. I have had a couple problems with Air Canada as well that cannot really be blamed on YYZ. I don’t think Toronto is in the top five worst, though.

I’d say the food in Toronto isn’t bad, though. Access to Tim Horton’s, Swiss Chalet and the over-rated Weber’s are hardly cutting edge, but reasonable value. Many airports serve much worse food at crazy prices.

Logan and LaGuardia are horrible. So is Charles de Gaulle, which most Parisians would refer to as being in Roissy. Frankfurt is okay, unless you are flying RyanAir from their “Frankfurt Airport” which is nearly in Cologne and two hours drive from the city. The airport in Havana is pretty bad. I’m not a huge fan of the EZE airport in Buenos Aires, or the airport in Lima, Peru.

Philadelphia’s pretty high on my list of bad ones, but probably just because it’s ‘home’ so I’ve flown through there dozens of times. I’m fairly certain that everyone who works down with the luggage must be blind and plain stupid.

Also, I’ve only flown through Kansas City once, but that was enough. Any airport where you can’t use the toilet without needing to go through security again sucks.

I’m not a big fan of Dublin, but that’s mostly just because I was about ten seconds away from getting arrested last time I flew out of there.

I can’t believe there hasn’t been hardly any hatred for Newark! I flew through there both ways on my way to Europe last month. How do I love thee, Newark? Let me count the ways!

  1. My flight was late, and then, you know, customs. The guy who takes your bags back tells me that my flight has been delayed, though, and I have twenty minutes to make it! I can make it if I run! So I run, right into…

  2. Security. For nineteen and a half minutes. I guess most international connections do this, but hell - I went through security TWICE in Lisbon, another shitty airport. I got on the plane, where they wouldn’t let me have the Coke I bought in the airport because, proudly, “We’re more secure than in America!”, only on American flights. I touched down, went through customs, and emerged - what the hell do you think I’m carrying? How would I have gotten it? Jesus Christ, why are there only two lines open?

  3. Signage. I’m going to gate C something. I can’t find C something. I have a minute and a half. I know it’s hopeless but I’m running through this airport like OJ in those old commercials. Wait, a sign to C? Back through security? Nooooo! I find somebody to ask in a store and they tell me, oh, that’s another C. You want the C that’s labeled A. So, of course, I missed it.

  4. There’s, like, one sit down restaurant. I’m tired. I’m about to cry. I do not want a food court, I do not want to stand up, I do not want counter service. I want to sit down and see a waiter. I didn’t go to the one faux-Portugese place that was sit down, because I ate there on the way out and it was actively disgusting.

The only thing that saved my little sanity on that nightmare connection was the lady at the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs stand, who was so kind I almost burst into tears, and the free booze at the not-the-Crown Room (they don’t have a Crown Room). I hope to hell I never, and I mean NEVER, have to fly anywhere near Newark again.

Oh, yeah, and everybody knows about Logan. :slight_smile:

Do bear in mind that flight delays are rarely the fault of the airport itself.

I imagine that’s typical of airports of that era, since virtually all the amenities were positioned in the concourses in the days when, if you meeting somebody or seeing them off, you could go right out to the gates.

There have been some meager efforts in the baggage claim areas at LAX, on behalf of those who are there to meet incoming passengers; a snack stand here and there, maybe a bar. And the Bradley (International) terminal does have a foreign exchange outside the security perimeter. Working near LAX, I’ve been able to use that a couple of times; it’s very little hassle even though it entails driving into and parking at a very busy airport.

:confused: Those gaps are so you can actually get off the “moving sidewalk” and get to your gate, rather than being forced to take it all the way down the length of the terminal.

I hate LAX too…Ugly, disorganized, inefficient. I’d much rather fly out of Ontario or Burbank any time–much smaller airports.

If I may mention the ones I like: Las Vegas’ McCarran airport has never disappointed me. And I discovered last year how lovely the SFO (San Francisco International) airport is: many great restaurants and shops, plenty of people movers, stations for computer and cell phone users, museum displays, clean, spacious, nicely done.

Oh, sure, but it’s what happens after the delay that’s the issue. (And my connecting flight’s delay would have saved me, except for security and damned signage!)

Gotta add my vote of hate for Logan. Nasty, smelly, gross. The worst part is that the times I’ve flown there, I ALWAYS end up having to go back through security and dealing with extremely surly “security” people.

Newark is pretty awful too - largely because of the unhelpful people and the confusing layout. I’ve done OK making connections through there; it’s dealing with the yahoos at the front desk or “security” that is truly go-postal-inspiring.

AA Terminal 8 at JFK. It is an affront to whatever dignity is left to air travel that this thing still exists, and it’s even more aggravating when you compare it with the shiny new Terminal 9. It doesn’t compare that well with the Port Authority Bus Terminal, come to think of it. Tight, uncomfortable terminal and baggage claim, unwelcoming customs/immigration area, worn-out unkempt look, bad pedestrian-traffic management (everyone has to move cutting across the direction of everyone else to get to and from where they’re going), oddly laid out “safe zones”, …and the “food court”… you must be joking! This is the food court at one of the terminals for the world’s largest airline at JFK? (*)

Not so bad but still a pain is Delta Terminal 2 at JFK. People, it has been 30 years since the security zones were established, you’d think they’d have had time to tear out the insides and reconfigure them into something that works better. And again, a poor selection of amenities inside the zone.

(BTW: Best addition to JFK – the Air Train, hands down. Sure it’s outside the Safe Zone and you may have to expose yourself to the elements to get into some of the terminals (or enter them through the baggage claim level or a side door), but it was going to be damn near impossible otherwise. And it does get you there.)

(The defunct TWA T5 was endearing to me in a nostalgic sort of way, but I’m sure a lot of people were thinking as they connected: “note to self: do not hire architect who drops acid” :p)

(* Note: from observation, AA’s domestic gates sit in older, more beat-up concourses in PHL, Hartford[BDL], and EWR as well. Pattern?)

EWR is actually mighty fine if I only have to deal with Continental exclusively. But get inter-airline and yeah, confusion reigns. And don’t get me started on the access-road layouts by Cthulhu & Associates traffic engineering.

BTW, I’ve never had a flight to Philadelphia that did not have to wait a good, long while for them to actually dock the jetway to the plane. Heck, last March I had one flight that got there a few minutes early and had to sit around on the apron not for lack of open gates but because “nobody seems to have been expecting us”. That is NOT reassuring, but hey, what did I want, it WAS on USelessAir.

And this brings me to SJU. Good ol’ hometown only-show-in-town SJU. Luis Muñoz Marín International, and were the former Governor not dead and unable to reply he’d probably have declined the “honor”. SJU is excellent if you have a plan that allows you to blow right through it and spend the absolute minimum time actually in it. What, you say, we should stand up for the hometown team? Not if they make a point of making us look bad to visitors. Moving sidewalks/escalators that move only sometimes, baggage carrousels with the same affliction, half offline at any given point; which are equally likely to get switched around at a moment’s notice, and have two handling one commuter flight apiece while a third is handling the last 5 arriving heavies all at the same time. Handling of the actual bags in a league with Philadelphia. Terminal B’s lackadaisiacal restroom-cleanup schedule. The severely limited choice of eateries both outside and inside the safe zones and virtual absence of any other shop except for duty-free and newsstands. The badly, no, make that not-at-all organized pickup/dropoff lanes. The fact that nobody at PRPA has seemed to think of having even ONE of the concessions remain open late nights even though SJU has a not-insignificant amount of flights in and out in the very late evening and very early morning. Like I said, if you have a strategy to get-in-get-out fast, it’s great. It’s not for lingering.

IF ONLY St. Louis had been designed as a hub airport. In fact, the main terminal was built in the mid-1950s. Curbside check-in was an afterthought, parking was a never-thought, the main terminal level is a giant cavern and the lower level, which includes both security and baggage claim, is hopelessly undersized with no place to expand. Add the 1,100 foot walk from security to the far end of Concourse C (fortunately, there’s so little traffic these days they don’t use the far end of Concourse C) and the fact that you have to re-enter security if you’re transfering from Concourse A to anywhere else. Then mix in a big helping of no decent food or amenities and you give thanks it’s not a hub anymore.