# What are "Things that should never be inserted into a vagina?" for 200 Alex.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-things-that-should-never-be-inserted-into-a-vagina-for-200-alex/448328>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 6, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-things-that-should-never-be-inserted-into-a-vagina-for-200-alex/448328 "2008-05-06T19:32:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-things-that-should-never-be-inserted-into-a-vagina-for-200-alex/448328/121 "2008-05-11T16:53:56Z")

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Contrabass Bugles, motherboards, blu-ray drives, I guess SATA cables would be ok for the adventurous geek girl without a handy set of beads.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-things-that-should-never-be-inserted-into-a-vagina-for-200-alex/448328/122 "2008-05-11T20:55:09Z")

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[The ugliest dog in the world](http://www.thelookmachine.com/weblog/uploaded_images/dog_guly-763287.jpg)

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-things-that-should-never-be-inserted-into-a-vagina-for-200-alex/448328/123 "2008-05-12T02:50:55Z")

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A Heddon torpedo.

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