# What are we running on, anyway?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [November 4, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266 "2002-11-04T21:50:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/1 "2002-11-04T21:50:37Z")

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What, specifically, is the hardware and OS software being used right now to host this board?

The sticky note at the top of this forum mentions that any hardware upgrades have been met by increased demands; I’m just wondering where those hardware upgrades left us.

- Rick

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/2 "2002-11-05T00:35:54Z")

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Is this going to turn into one of those “I know how to make the server run faster” threads?

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/3 "2002-11-05T05:08:30Z")

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I’ll do a search later tonight when the hamsters are taking a breather after their long day and see if I can’t find a thread where **jdavis** the Tech God specified what-all they’ve got keeping this place running. I think I remember one.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/4 "2002-11-05T10:49:07Z")

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Geez, I coulda sworn…

I must be having dreams about the SDMB (really _specific_ dreams) that I later incorporate falsely into my memory or something, because I can never find any thread that I vaguely remember. I’ve looked at every one of **jdavis** ’s posts dating back to 2000 and couldn’t find the one I was sure I had seen.

Some tangentially related information that’s not what you’re looking for and isn’t really very interesting anyway can be found [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130317#post2400097) and [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115839#post2125576).

Sorry.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/5 "2002-11-05T13:46:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \*  
> Is this going to turn into one of those “I know how to make the server run faster” threads?

We humbly apologize for boring you with our desire to make the board run better. 😉

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/6 "2002-11-05T13:51:34Z")

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Empty. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/7 "2002-11-05T15:00:45Z")

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…“chutzpah”, I would have said…

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/8 "2002-11-05T17:15:33Z")

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Boradreader strikes again: [What Type of Server Does SDMB run on?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=77679) (as of July 2001)

> [@](#):
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> Specs:
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> Dell PowerEdge 1300  
> Two Pentium III 450 MHz processors  
> 512 MBs RAM  
> Two 9 GB SCSI hard drives w/mirroring via RAID controller
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> Purchased in Spring of 1999.

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> Two T-1s configured to look like a single communication channel from the LAN side our network. 384 Kbytes/sec upload/download shared capacity. The SDMB probably consumes 40% of this bandwidth at peak capacity with the remainder being utilized by our other web sites, corporate usage, etc.

And I’d like to take this opportunity to remind Ed and the Reader that my checkbook is just dying for the opportunity to participate in the super-secret, yet-to-be-revealed revenue-raising plan. 🙂

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/9 "2002-11-05T21:52:37Z")

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I have no idea how I missed that thread. Geez. What an amateur.

At least I didn’t imagine it, though.

Thanks **minty green**.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/10 "2002-11-06T00:59:22Z")

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We run on beans.

We run on laser beans.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/11 "2002-11-06T17:49:43Z")

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According to [this web site](http://youreallythoughtthiswouldbealink?), we could get a 30% improvement in speed if we switched over to running on Mexican jumping beans. 😉

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/12 "2002-11-06T17:56:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by minty green \*  
> And I’d like to take this opportunity to remind Ed and the Reader that my checkbook is just dying for the opportunity to participate in the super-secret, yet-to-be-revealed revenue-raising plan. 🙂

Me too. I’m already contributing to the upkeep of two other websites, and I spend far more time here than on both of those combined.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-we-running-on-anyway/135266/13 "2002-11-08T00:52:58Z")

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I would have forked over some cash a few months ago, but I got laid off. Too late!
