# What are you asking Santa to give you this year? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 16, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415 "2006-12-16T18:02:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415/21 "2006-12-22T17:16:19Z")
[QUOTE=BiblioCat] I got you beat. I’m one year too young, not divorced (but things may be headed that way - long story), I have 2 cats and if I’m lucky, I’ll get to keep the house. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but are you menopausal? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415/22 "2006-12-22T20:09:28Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Yeah, but are you menopausal? [/QUOTE] Nah, I was spayed years ago. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415/23 "2006-12-22T23:23:21Z")
I asked Satan for world domination, a red Ferrari, and a curvacious bitch-goddess in mink. Ah. Santa. I’m Jewish. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415/24 "2006-12-23T04:48:49Z")
It’s funny; before I couldn’t think of anything I wanted, but now I do. This thread inspired me. A year’s worth of free booze. ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415/25 "2006-12-23T09:51:48Z")
custom made dress shoes. They are less than $100 here, I’ve never done it, and I need new shoes… ---
**Author:** ![groo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecd19e/32.png) [@groo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/groo)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415/26 "2006-12-23T10:40:20Z")
Girlfriend and world peace. Plus I’d like some of my hair back, please. Oh hell; just give me back the body and health I had ten years ago and we can forget the world peace thing. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415/27 "2006-12-23T11:44:33Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] I was gonna ask for my dream woman, like every year, but that got trite. So I asked for a 43 year old menopausal divorcée who loves cats and big band music and owns her own house. [/QUOTE] Hey, this is nearly me, except the menopausal part I’m just nuts 5 days of the month, not 30. and the tiny issue of my husband and all that. But, I’m sure during those 5 days, he’d be happy to wife share. The sex would be the same for both of you! zilch. I can nag you instead of him! Just call me Polly Andry! Oh, I like cats and dig big band. and Pena colada’s and getting caught in the rain… BOT, I would really like Santa to pay our winter tax bill or refund all the repair money this year for a new engine for the truck, a new crown for my cracked one and that pesky pressure gauge thingie for our well that is rather important if I want something so simple as water in our house. I’m such a Drama Queen. Failing that, I’d love to see him wave his magic over the soulless place I’ve been working at for 8 weeks and make the management see its workers as humans and not concentration campers. The other workers are wunderbar. It’s Corporate and the Upper Managers that need to DIAF. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415/28 "2006-12-23T16:14:02Z")
Money. And a little more money. And maybe a buck or two more so we can pay the rent next month. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-asking-santa-to-give-you-this-year/384415.md?page=1)