# What Are You Giving to Trick-or-Treaters?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 30, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511 "2001-10-30T13:31:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/41 "2001-10-31T17:08:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Rue DeDay \*  
> > \*\* Grilled hot dogs. \*\*
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> Kosher? \*\*

Hot dogs?

Kosher hot dogs?

What kind of bleedin’ Doper gives out hot dogs?

😃

Zap!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/42 "2001-10-31T17:22:22Z")

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Brussels sprouts.

I mean, it’s Halloween, we’re supposed to scare them, right?

Why’s everyone looking at me like that? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/43 "2001-10-31T17:49:29Z")

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In eight years we have never had a trick or treater knock at our door.

More M&M’s for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/44 "2001-10-31T20:38:37Z")

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Psychoses, as well as the resultant years of therapy. 🙂

Actually, I’m not even turning the light on. I guess I’m turning into an old curmudgeon in my years.

It’s my candy! Mine, mine! All MINE, I tell you!

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/45 "2001-10-31T23:07:05Z")

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‘Fun-size’ chocolate bars: Snickers, Twix, Mars, Coffee Crisp (if I don’t eat them all), Kit-Kat, Wunderbar, Aero, and Caramilk.

I also will give out a little plastic toy to each child that comes, thus being my control. I bought 60 - I should expect that I won’t go through them all.

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**Author:** ![babydrln](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b38774/32.png) [@babydrln](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babydrln)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/46 "2001-10-31T23:55:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
> \*\*Nuthin, I put a sign on the door that says ‘Go Next Door For Candy’ with an arrow pointing to my neighbor’s. works perfectly. \*\*

Sounds like a winner to me. I’ve done the same kind of thing for years. 🙂

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/47 "2001-10-31T23:57:51Z")

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So, it’s dark and the kids are out in full force here… and I have this mental image of **Rue** wearing a “kiss the Cook” apron and a wolf head grilling weenies in his driveway… Oh what I’d give for a photo!!

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/48 "2001-11-01T02:18:00Z")

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Trick or treating is over now. The Wife and I are going through the girls’ loot to pick out the things we like.

We leave a bowl on the front step since we both go out with the girls. One of these years we will fill the bowl before we go out.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/49 "2001-11-01T04:55:05Z")

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Chocolate covered espresso beans.

There’ll be no sleeping around these parts tonight!

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/50 "2001-11-01T04:59:34Z")

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Kit Kat, Milk Duds, Sixlets, Tootsie rolls, and Bubble gum assortment.

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**Author:** ![Osakadave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f07891/32.png) [@Osakadave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osakadave)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/51 "2001-11-01T07:06:59Z")

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No trick or treating here, but I gave out Hersheys Kisses and chocolate “gold” coins to the kiddies (and kept the candy corns the school provided for myself) and an assortment of cheapo cand to my adult students (thank you 100 yen store!). Last night my costume was a yakitori vendor, so I picked up a bag full of yakitori to hand out.

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**Author:** ![rmbnxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@rmbnxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rmbnxs)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/52 "2001-11-01T21:33:38Z")

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beernuts

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**Author:** ![rmbnxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@rmbnxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rmbnxs)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/53 "2001-11-01T21:34:27Z")

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beernuts and porkrinds

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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-giving-to-trick-or-treaters/90511/54 "2001-11-02T04:40:06Z")

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We gave out snickers and kitkats and butterfingers.

Our next door neighbor gave out toothbrushes…I found 7 of them on my yard this morning…

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