# What are you going to do in your last week on earth? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2020, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455 "2020-07-16T01:32:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/1 "2020-07-16T01:32:16Z")
According to Chad Daybell the world is going to end on 7/22/20, when he and Lori Vallow will lead the 144,000 chosen ones to the promised land. So how are you going to spend the next week? StG ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/2 "2020-07-16T02:19:49Z")
Eat sweets and drive west. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/3 "2020-07-16T02:27:28Z")
Aw, man, just when I’d decided to take more time off work. Figures. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/4 "2020-07-16T03:15:59Z")
> [@StGermain](#): > > According to Chad Daybell the world is going to end on 7/22/20, when he and Lori Vallow will lead the 144,000 chosen ones to the promised land. Hm. That’s roughly the timeline for US Coronavirus deaths to hit 144,000. Coincidence?!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/5 "2020-07-16T05:08:07Z")
Since I don’t believe it, I’ll keep going to work and lazing about entertaining myself the rest of the time like usual. If I _did_ believe it, I’d take time off work and blow off coronovirus enough to spend time with the members of my family that I’ve been social distancing from…and laze about entertaining myself the rest of the time like usual. In a lot of ways, I really am living my best life. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/6 "2020-07-16T10:30:58Z")
As I was reading this thread, the TV showed an advertisement from WMWare, which begins “You can’t predict the future” and so now I’m just not sure if I can trust Chad or not. I think this is a sign of…something. :need to decipher: ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/7 "2020-07-16T15:33:44Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Hm. That’s roughly the timeline for US Coronavirus deaths to hit 144,000. Coincidence?!?!?!? The rapture is way messier than advertised. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/8 "2020-07-16T16:49:53Z")
For all I know, this IS my last week on earth. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/9 "2020-07-16T17:07:04Z")
I go on vacation Friday so drinking, fishing, shooting and BBQing. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/10 "2020-07-16T17:28:47Z")
I’m gonna take Armageddon predictions from a Chad? I wouldn’t trust a Chad to schedule my next oil change. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/11 "2020-07-16T19:52:00Z")
Making fun of Chad Daybell Binge watching Season 3 of Norsemen on the 22nd. Just in case he is right I should die laughing. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/12 "2020-07-16T20:06:13Z")
I’m goin’ for **all** the gusto! Go big or go home!! No more steenkin’ face masks for me!!!11!!! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/13 "2020-07-16T21:16:15Z")
Hopefully, something similar to what I was doing the first week on earth. ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/14 "2020-07-16T21:29:21Z")
Lying around near-naked and screaming a lot? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/15 "2020-07-17T20:05:09Z")
> [@StGermain](#): > > So how are you going to spend the next week? Kill my step children and move to Hawaii, of course. Aren’t you people paying attention? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/16 "2020-07-18T00:00:51Z")
Eat the 50-some ice cream sandwiches I have stockpiled in the freezer in my garage. Otherwise nothing different from a regular day. ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/17 "2020-07-19T00:53:30Z")
Oh well, that’s the day, 6 months before my 84th birthday, I get a letter from the motor vehicle bureau telling me I need medical and eye exams to keep my licence. It happens at 75, 80, and every two years thereafter. I guess I can ignore it. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/18 "2020-07-23T15:33:40Z")
Well, what do you know? 7/23/20 and we’re all still (mostly) here. Maybe Chad and Lori were raptured yesterday. StG ---
**Author:** ![Hilary\_Algar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilary_algar/32/4282_2.png) [@Hilary\_Algar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilary_Algar)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/19 "2020-08-22T09:01:23Z")
I will never die. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-going-to-do-in-your-last-week-on-earth/915455/20 "2020-08-22T10:26:36Z")
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