# What are you wearing? Right now. Tell the truth now. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 18, 2020, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101 "2020-02-18T02:56:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/1 "2020-02-18T02:56:54Z")
I was looking at my dirty laundry from the last few days. Lots of warm sleep pants, warm sweaters, a hoodie, fuzzy socks. It warmed up here, the last 2 days. Right now I have on long shorts of some weird thinnish material a grey tee-shirt that’s kinda holey and too short. You? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/2 "2020-02-18T03:03:19Z")
Jeans and a black polo shirt. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/3 "2020-02-18T03:03:47Z")
**Beck** , dear, this is the lamest phone sex I’ve ever experienced. Tank top, gym shorts, bedroom slippers. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/4 "2020-02-18T03:06:49Z")
I think not knowing heightens the experience. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/5 "2020-02-18T03:09:29Z")
Right now I am wearing car keys. Or as my cousin Jake from State Farm New Jersey calls them, Khakis. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/6 "2020-02-18T03:17:56Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Jeans and a black polo shirt. Same, but with a fleece zippered sweater over. ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/7 "2020-02-18T03:21:27Z")
I’m wearing comfy blue hedgehog pants. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/8 "2020-02-18T03:21:50Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Same, but with a fleece zippered sweater over. It’s 94° here. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/9 "2020-02-18T03:26:45Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > **Beck** , dear, this is the lamest phone sex I’ve ever experienced. > > Tank top, gym shorts, bedroom slippers. Burpo!!! Well, I never… (:)) ---
**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/10 "2020-02-18T03:27:12Z")
Well I’m with Jake at the State Farm call center so khakis. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/11 "2020-02-18T03:29:02Z")
> [@MagicEyes](#): > > I’m wearing comfy blue hedgehog pants. 🙂 I think I have those same pants. I have yellow llama ones, too ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/12 "2020-02-18T03:31:33Z")
Dark jacket over a white polo shirt. Jeans. Tired expression. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/13 "2020-02-18T03:45:25Z")
White Crew neck T-shirt and boxers It’s my standard night time lounging and sleeping attire. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/14 "2020-02-18T03:52:34Z")
A full body smock (head to toe) latex gloves and safety glasses. (T shirt and sweats underneath the smock). ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/15 "2020-02-18T04:17:38Z")
Blue plaid fuzzy sleep pants, shorty UGGs, and a Miskatonic University hoodie. Very comfy! ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/16 "2020-02-18T04:20:36Z")
Nothing but a cock-ring. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/17 "2020-02-18T04:23:33Z")
I’m wearing thin. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/18 "2020-02-18T04:25:41Z")
I’m wearing on everyone’s last nerve. But yeah, Jeans and an Iowa Hawkeye goody. Only because it is comfy. Not because I give any shits about Iowa or hawkeyes. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/19 "2020-02-18T04:32:16Z")
Weekend work clothes: black denim jeans, polo shirt, 1/4 zip wool pullover because it’s freezing in here. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101/20 "2020-02-18T04:37:26Z")
Black long sleeved 1/4 button t-shirt, dark green flannel jammie pants with tiny white moose silhouettes printed all over them, black merino wool socks and sage green boiled wool bootie slippers. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now-tell-the-truth-now/848101.md?page=2)