# What are you wearing right now?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 29, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091 "2008-07-29T15:23:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/1 "2008-07-29T15:23:52Z")

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_breathing heavily_

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/2 "2008-07-29T15:27:06Z")

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Purple bra & panties, nude pantyhose, brown tshirt copper colored satin long sleeves shirt, brown pants, brown fur lined clogs.

Really sex, wha?

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/3 "2008-07-29T15:34:56Z")

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Black bathrobe.

Yeah, I’m sure I wasn’t who you were looking for, but there ya go.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/4 "2008-07-29T15:37:17Z")

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White bathrobe. Working at home, can wear anything I want to!

But going to take a shower soon and change into jeans and a polo shirt.  
Sorry to disappoint.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/5 "2008-07-29T15:41:11Z")

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Absolutely nothing! I was just getting in the shower when you called. _giggle_

(In reality I am wearing a red shirt, grey pants, and sneakers. Under that I have a white bra and panties.)

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/6 "2008-07-29T15:42:29Z")

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Scrubs.

(but I can change and put on whatever suits your fancy)

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**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/7 "2008-07-29T15:43:14Z")

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White t-shirt, jeans, black track jacket, white flip flops, my sweet new white watch and the 2 rings I always wear. And the usual undergarments but the details of those are private 🙂 It’s hot as crap outside but I am at work and it’s always freezing in here, hence the jacket. And the space heater I am sitting next to! Seriously.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/8 "2008-07-29T15:43:39Z")

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Blue dress shirt, gold paisley tie, black dress slacks, black socks, kick-ass Miralto alligator shoes with brass tips, and boxers with frogs all over them.

Other than that, I’m buck naked.

ETA: **Dung Beetle** , what are you wearing?

please please please let the answer include “spaghetti straps”

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/9 "2008-07-29T15:44:22Z")

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I’m in a longish brown dress with a cream-colored leaf pattern. It’s sleeveless, full-skirted, has kind of a forties look to it, I think. Open-toed brown shoes with a medium heel. Beige bra and pink cotton undies to express my flamboyant side. 😉

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**Author:** ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/10 "2008-07-29T15:44:45Z")

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[Old photo, but the same stuff:](http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn106/3aaat/house001/yardschmuck00.jpg) boxers, t-shirt, shorts, shoes and socks.

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/11 "2008-07-29T15:45:14Z")

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Black t-shirt, jeans, mid-top hiking shoes. It’s a “spending too much time hauling servers around” day so I’m nice and sweaty too, although Mr. Sun is behind a cloud so it’s not as bad as it could be. Still 80 deg - 80% humid though.

1. Why do you ask,
2. What are YOU wearing?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/12 "2008-07-29T15:45:37Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Blue dress shirt, gold paisley tie, black dress slacks, black socks, kick-ass Miralto alligator shoes with brass tips, and boxers with frogs all over them.

Other than that, I’m buck naked.  
[/QUOTE]

_whistle_

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/13 "2008-07-29T15:46:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Dung Beetle]  
pink cotton undies  
[/QUOTE]

Not to be predictable, but…

Cite?

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**Author:** ![Ducktail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Ducktail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ducktail)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/14 "2008-07-29T15:48:39Z")

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Posting from bed this morning. Blue-green-yellow-black-white striped pajama pants and a very well-worn t-shirt from the 1982 Oatmeal Festival in Bertram, Texas.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/15 "2008-07-29T15:49:11Z")

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Red shorts; a white t-shirt that says “I [heart] the dominant paradigm.”

Two people other than me have _ever_ laughed at that – please, tell me there’s a fourth.

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/16 "2008-07-29T15:50:11Z")

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**tdn** , you’re a hero. The males of the SDMB salute you for jumping on that particular grenade.

**twickster** , I giggled.

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/17 "2008-07-29T15:50:12Z")

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Purple panties, black bra, bike shorts, wine-coloured spaghetti straps dress I made out of t-shirts.

Wedding and engagement rings.

Glasses.

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/18 "2008-07-29T15:50:19Z")

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A tan cargo-esque skirt, black off-the-shoulders shirt with a slate blue tank top underneath and black sandals.

Yep, it’s as bland as you imagine it would be.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/19 "2008-07-29T15:55:05Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Not to be predictable, but…

Cite?  
[/QUOTE]

No, I looked at the tag. They’re definitely cotton. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/20 "2008-07-29T15:56:56Z")

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Let’s see… nondiscript blue polo shirt, blue Levis, and boxer shorts (also blue).

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