# What are you wearing right now? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 29, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091 "2008-07-29T15:23:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/61 "2008-07-29T22:10:12Z")
[QUOTE=True Blue Jack] Well, as [Grandpa Jones](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandpa_Jones) was usually answered, \*“Yum-m yum-m!” \* 😉 The question, of course, would have been, "Hey Grandpa, what’s Annie XMas wearing now? > **[Hee Haw](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hee_Haw)** > > Hee Haw is an American television variety show featuring country music and humor with the fictional rural "Kornfield Kounty" as the backdrop. It aired from 1969 to 1993. Reruns of the series were broadcast on TNN from 1996 to 1997 on RFD-TV from September 2008 to April 2020, and aired on Circle. The Hee Haw reruns resumed in May 2024 on the RFD-TV / RuralTV network. > The show was inspired by Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, but centered on country music, rural rather than pop culture–inspired humor... - “Jack” [/QUOTE] Try saying that to a lady IRL, then you’re going to be following it up with _Gloom, despair and agony on me (whooooa!) Deep dark depression, excessive misery (whooooa!) If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all (whooooa!) Gloom, despair and agony on me!_ or maybe _Well, where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over And I thought I found true love But you met another, and sbbpht, you was gone!_ Can you tell I had to sit thru Hee Haw every.Saturday.night as a kid? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/62 "2008-07-29T22:24:45Z")
Right now I’ve got jeans and a tshirt. But half an hour ago I was soaked from head to toe wearing jeans and tshirt, black steel toed work boots, black leather chaps, black armoured mesh jacket, black bandanna and black helmet. I’ve been riding the motorcycle across western Canada the last few days. Today was Kamloops to Vancouver via the Coquihalla highway - rained for about the last two hours of riding. Tomorrow is Vancouver to Comox hopefully in sunny weather. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/63 "2008-07-29T22:32:11Z")
I’m wearing my eyeglasses, my sorta Black Hills Gold wedding ring and a pair of black boxer-briefs. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/64 "2008-07-29T22:41:59Z")
Lacy mauve bra and panties from Victoria’s Secret, a white lawn robe with crocheted edging (left open), and silver filigree earrings. I have a new boyfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/65 "2008-07-29T22:53:47Z")
Orange Nike running shorts, tennies and a black t-shirt with a Van Gogh print on the front (the one with the haystacks.) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/66 "2008-07-29T23:53:53Z")
I’m all business-y today: lavender crinkle shirt with matching tank top underneath(the shirt is somewhat sheer), black pinstripe pants, black strappy shoes. Two rings, my watch, earrings and a necklace (amethyst, to go with the shirt). Oh, and panties and a bra (ick). And my badge and cell phone, natch. I hate demo days like this when I actually have to wear clothes. When I work from home my normal attire runs to a men’s cheapo tank top and (women’s) panties. I’m WAY more productive when I’m comfortable. ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/67 "2008-07-30T00:22:09Z")
Jean capris, red tank top, grey underwear with snowflakes on them (I don’t sort my underwear by season!) and brown bra (I also make no effort to match!). Glasses, wedding and engagement rings, family heirloom ring, and my new watch. ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/68 "2008-07-30T00:57:12Z")
Blue jeans, knee-high black socks with cherries on them, loafers, sports bra, and a tshirt with the Duck Hunt splash screen printed on it. Also, pigtails, since my hair was determined to be stupid today anyways. It’s casual week at work. ETA: Oh, and underwear. I am wearing underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/69 "2008-07-30T01:12:34Z")
Light purple shorts, dark purple ACS RFL t-shirt, white socks and white/pink/purple/blue panties. ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/70 "2008-07-30T01:16:07Z")
Shirt, tie and suit pants. Plus a jumper, because I’m feeling a bit chilly in the office. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/71 "2008-07-30T03:34:05Z")
And now that I’m home, running shorts and that’s all. It’s hot and I moved a TV after work. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/72 "2008-07-30T03:41:25Z")
At this very moment, a dark red Cleveland Indians T-shirt, khaki shorts and underwear. No socks, no shoes. The A/C is running but it’s still a bit warm. This is pretty much my usual summertime home ensemble; at work I’m in a suit and tie all day. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/73 "2008-07-30T03:49:48Z")
Goll Durnit, Sister Euthanasia **told** me not to think about folks being nekkid under their clothes. I must be cursed, I just cain’t stop thinkin. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/74 "2008-07-30T03:52:55Z")
Well, since I’m checking the dope before I go to read a bit and then bed, I’m wearing my lucky Boxers with skulls on them and a pastel blue t-shirt that has a little bit of a drool stain on the right shoulder from my 4month old cousin sleeping there earlier. Actually that’s pretty much what I’m always wearing when I check the dope around midnight or so- boxers and a T-shirt, that’s my Doper Uniform. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/75 "2008-07-30T03:54:38Z")
Sexy black lace lingerie and thigh-high black leather boots! Okay, fine, jeans and a black long-sleeved top. No socks or shoes. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/76 "2008-07-30T10:33:13Z")
nothing. I’m in my locked bedroom, alone. no reason to dress up. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/77 "2008-07-30T10:57:39Z")
Blue flannel bathrobe. Hey, what can I say - I websurf between waking and breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/78 "2008-07-30T11:27:29Z")
Silly pyjamas. Brown, thin, t-shirt material type pants with pink Thumpers (from Bambi) all over them, and a top which is brown with pink stitching and has a pink Thumper on it, and it says (surprise!) “Thumper” underneath Thumper. The word “Thumper” is sparkly. And a rainbow thread bracelet that I never remove. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/79 "2008-07-30T11:39:28Z")
Fat pants and a wife beater I snagged from my mom’s stuff after she died. Four rings, an ear cuff and a necklace. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091/80 "2008-07-30T13:24:23Z")
A fucking suit and tie for the second time this week, as the big muckety-mucks are still in town! :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/458091.md?page=5)