Shorts, shorts, shorts! I am wearing slightly faded blue denim shorts and my black Cirque Du Soleil Dralion tee shirt. It’s warm out, the sun is shining, and I’ve been out laying on my garden swing soaking up the rays. No shoes, socks or jewelry. 
Ahh…just to keep with the way most others have been doing it I’ll work from the bottom up.
1 pair standard issue black combat boots (freshly polished)
1 pair black socks
1 pair silk boxer shorts (Frederick’s of Hollywood, medium, leopard print. (rowr))
1 pair BDU pants (32 waist, 34 inseam)
1 brown BVD T-shirt (medium)
1 BDU top (medium)
1 pair glasses
1 BDU soft-cap (when I’m outdoors)
3 Cadet PFC rank (2 on either side of the collar, 1 on the cap)
What can I say? I’m a regular fashion plate, I know.
black sneakers
white-ish socks with red top
dressy-ish pants.
ugly red-design polo shirt
blue ponytail holder
I left something out. I leave it to you to figure out what.
I haven’t been wearing underwear for the last week or so because I’m too lazy and busy to do laundry.
However:
Ex-boyfriends boxers, stolen earlier today [sorta blue green with white spots].
Jeans with the cuffs cut off [I’m short, okay] with the thighs currently covered in clay where I wiped my hands.
Light blue bra.
Ex-boyfriend’s boy-sized Mr. Gatti’s t-shirt, light blue, with a Ferric Chloride stain [orange] on the front.
Wallet chain that has a pocket knife instead of a wallet at the end.
Woven hemp necklace with small wooded beads.
Large, black steel, ball-chain necklace [a big version of the pull chain for a ceiling fan].
Claddaugh ring with black stone, facing outward.
Four piercings of surgical steel in my ears, two each.
No shoes or socks.
Very chipped iridescent baby pink nailpolish.
khaki french knickers
knaki bra
pale khaki tank top
black jersey top
aubergine jersey skirt
cream terry slippers
brown nail polish
black wire framed glasses
two silver rings
chrome watch
a frown
makeup and a’ that.
I am wearing but a white housecoat and a navy bandana.
Bottoms up, huh?
scruffy sneakers
cotton undies
black walmart jeans
orange ‘goooooaaaal!’ shirt
silver watch and silver necklace
skinny headband
hey I work in a factory, okay!?!
p.s. do glasses count?
Not a damn thing.
Well… my wedding ring.
Glasses, a fuzzy blue sweatshirt, blue stretchpants, no shoes, and a little bit of the ravioli I had for dinner.
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[li]Teva-type sandals[/li][li]navy-blue gym shorts[/li][li]blue-green tie-dyed T-shirt[/li][li]full beard (these last two are very 60’s-looking)[/li][/ul]
That’s it – I took the watch off earlier, and I also need to do laundry…
-Purple sneakers (Sketchers)
-baggy faded blue jeans (Express stovepipes)
-Navy blue t-shirt with “Goddess” written on it in scripty letters
-grey string bikini undies,peach bra, and white socks
-blue wire frame glasses
very exciting.
faded jeans (from Lands’ End…or perhaps L.L. Bean, I can’t recall which)
brown leather Birkenstock-style sandals
black t-shirt from 1997 Stratford production of Richard III
(and completely uninteresting undergarments)
Blue and white striped boxers, tortoise shell eyeglasses, a watch, a gold family-crest ring and (checks - son of a gun) matching black socks.
White socks
blue jeans
red underwear
a “Dragon” shirt
Starting at the feet:
Purple iridescent flip flops from walmart
Black fleece like pants
blue tank top - bra straps showing
silver watch
white gold ring with a star sapphire
Well, I guess that starts at the feet as long as my hands are tied above my head.
Wearing right now:
Favorite red baseball cap (turned around backwards so I can see to type), bearing the words, “St. Michael’s, Maryland”.
Hair in two long braids.
Brick red “Aeropostale” short-sleeved tee, size SM.
Dark “Paris Blues” denim bell-bottom jeans, size 6.
Cheap black cardigan sweater (one half of an old twinset from Sears), size SM.
White crew socks from Sears, size LG.
Clunky microfiber high-heeled platform ankle boots from Payless Shoe Source, size 9.
Stainless steel wristwatch, left wrist.
Antique bronze pinky and finger rings (Roman, third century A.D.), on right hand.
Solitaire necklace (little stone!).
Vickie’s Secret clicky bra (hey, I need all the help I can get!)
Vickie’s Secret black cotton dribbies.
Vickie’s Secret “Victoria” cologne.
Forgive me if the underwear bit was TMI. I just like to be thorough in my descriptions.
Please understand, I would be much more fashionable if I wasn’t currently doing laundry.
-“Scud - The Disposable Assassin” White T-shirt
-White khaki pants from Eddie Bauer, really wrinkled near the bottom.
-Brown Boxers
-Shoes covered completely in Black Duct Tape (NO! NOT Electrical Tape! It’s Black Duct Tape! I’m serious!)
-Newsie Hat (Perhaps the coolest part of the ensemble, aside from the shoes.)
-Nice cologne, called “fathom” or something along those lines.
-Purple Nail Polish
If it weren’t that I was completely pale in my choice of pants and shirt, I would look good. Enh, too bad.
A Blackhawks jersey-specifically Denis Savard’s home jersey and black bikini panties…I’m at home and can dress any way I want 
Totoro, you are cool. If only for the shoes.
I’m currently attempting to convince the boy who sits next to me in French to let me make him a vest out of duct tape to wear to Prom. It’s not working. He’s obviously not cool like you.
I just walked in the house thirty minutes ago from a dinner date, and haven’t changed yet, or else I’d be wearing jammies. (I was so excited to have time to peruse the ol’ SD that I didn’t want to waste time changing!)
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[li]dark rinse denim jacket, vintage '70s, with all the business buttons buttoned. Nice narrow shoulders that are flattering.[/li][li]a little black satin camisole underneath, but it doesn’t show, and a matching slip.[/li][li]black knee-length Banana Republic skirt that flares out slightly like one of those 40’s shirts.[/li][li]simple black flat leather sandals - one strap across the toes and one around the ankle. With bare legs, of course, and sparkly silver toes.[/li][li]Victoria’s Secret black lace bra with pretty embroidery and matching undies.[/li][li]vintage (well, used, at least) necklace with rose quartz and amethyst beads.[/li][li]silver watch from Target.[/li][li]a narrow silver wrist cuff with something beautiful inscribed in Tibetan (I can’t remember…I think it’s “find sweet peace in the heart of the lotus” or something like that.)[/li][/ul]
This outfit is my standard going-out look for spring. The fancy underwear and slip were for the benefit of my date, but he never got around to seeing them, anyway. The bracelet and watch are always on, but I just got the necklace last week.