# What are you wearing right now?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 9, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330 "2001-11-09T01:21:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/61 "2001-11-09T17:22:33Z")

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Ike, my friend, it just goes to show - You can always tell a DeadHead, but you can’t tell him much.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/62 "2001-11-09T17:38:16Z")

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Good lord, I am horrified to realize that every piece of clothing I have on right now (excluding undies) is from Talbots. Talbot’s turtleneck, Talbot’s sweater, Talbot’s jeans.

Christ, what am I? I swear every year I acquire more and more trappings of a conservative suburbanite but I’m telling you _that’s not who I am_.

On my feet are my wacky Qwaruba clogs that are a cross between bedroom slippers and I don’t know what. Maybe they’ll save me, but in honesty they just make me a BoBo.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/63 "2001-11-09T18:47:50Z")

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Um…denim shirt, wifebeater underneath, jeans, grey socks, Rockport hiking boots, and a pair of Superman boxer briefs. My watch, my **Superdude** ring, and nothing else.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/64 "2001-11-09T18:54:17Z")

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For the past 11 hours, I have not worn a stitch. So There.

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/65 "2001-11-09T18:54:21Z")

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An old high school t-shirt  
Red plaid boxers  
Undies  
Necklace  
Glasses

I would be in less, but I have to answer the door at some point. A maintenance guy is supposed to be here to look at the washer and dryer. 😛

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**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/66 "2001-11-09T23:44:07Z")

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-new balance sneakers  
-white socks  
-dark green pants with light green plaid  
-black underwear  
-studded black belt  
-navy blue tank top reading “Rodeo Riders 1932” with a red  
bucking bronco  
-white bra  
-silver ring  
-silver watch  
-silver necklace

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/67 "2001-11-10T14:32:56Z")

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Nothing.

[sub]NOW is this worth $20 a year?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/68 "2001-11-10T14:56:54Z")

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A cock ring and nipple tassles.

Kidding.

Black shorts, Hilfiger.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/69 "2001-11-10T15:44:22Z")

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In my jammies:

Black silk Joe Boxer boxers with a pattern of little white skull and crossbones.

A black Nirvana tshirt that reads _Crack smoking, fudge packing, puppy kicking, corporate sell out motherfuckers_ on the back and has the cover art to **Bleach** on the front. I’m so punk rock, I own bootleg tshirts. 🙂  
And naked Euty? Well worth the $20.

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/70 "2001-11-10T15:49:11Z")

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Christmas print flannel pajama pants and blue fleece top, and a flannel robe with a frog print. Very becoming; it hides much.

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**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/71 "2001-11-10T22:03:44Z")

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White towel wrapped around my waist. Yep thats it.  
If I get away from the computer, I’ve decided to wear my Ralph Laruen sweater (big fuzzy G looking thing), With dark blue Ralph Laruen baggy jeans. And I don’t go anywhere without my Yankees cap.

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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/72 "2001-11-11T11:07:38Z")

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Red pajama top with long sleeves and matching red shorts

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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/73 "2001-11-11T11:44:20Z")

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Wearing light blue 501!s,  
White Adidas basketball shoes  
White socks  
White t-shirt  
LÝght grey University Of Illinois sweat-shirt…

and…

no underwear…

just to feel there is something unusual going on!!!

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**Author:** ![Nortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Nortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nortia)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/74 "2001-11-11T11:57:38Z")

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Cream jumper  
Blue jeans  
Winnie the Pooh socks

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**Author:** ![ThunderBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThunderBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThunderBunny)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/75 "2001-11-11T13:37:46Z")

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Two large towels.

First one around my waist.

Second one over my shoulders like a cloak.

This beats a bathrobe any day. Except that the towel around my waist falls down once in a while…

:eek: Hey look over, um, there for a second!

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**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/76 "2001-11-11T15:24:36Z")

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My comfy pj’s. They have big neon pink flamingoes on them and very shiny pink buttons. I also have bright pink slippers and polarfleece socks on.

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/77 "2001-11-11T17:14:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> \*\*What are you wearing right now? \*\*

No way I’m falling for that one hardy… 😉

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**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/78 "2001-11-12T05:34:57Z")

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An offwhite long john Shirt, purple pajama pants with frog princes saying “Pucker up” on them and my brown Chenile Socks

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**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/79 "2001-11-12T12:42:55Z")

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I’m about to go get my wisdom teeth yanked :eek:, and I’m in no hurry to get dressed, hence the dark blue sweatpants, socks and a Packers Super Bowl sweatshirt.

It’s not gonna hurt…  
It’s not gonna hurt…  
It’s not gonna hurt…

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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing-right-now/92330/80 "2001-11-12T12:51:48Z")

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Black 8-eye Doc Martens.

Blue Faded Glory jeans (42-34)

Hanes socks (gray toe and heel)

Black Hanes boxer-briefs

Black leather belt

Black t-shirt with a woodcutting of a devil, a topless woman, and a couple of mistrels dancing around a campfire, with the words ‘Bhi ag damhsa agus seinm ceoil chomh fiain gur dhamhsaigh an diabhal port’

A Guess Waterpro watch

A white gold wedding band

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