# What are you wearing?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033 "2005-02-14T17:10:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/1 "2005-02-14T17:10:19Z")

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Okay, confess. What ridiculous oufit are you likely to be caught dead in today - in the name of love and all?

Me, prolly a pair of red velvet fitted boxer briefs and a red rose in my teeth.

(The vodka is in the bar cabinet for all those that need to wash the image from their eyes and mind.)

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/2 "2005-02-14T17:18:37Z")

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I try not to succumb to the Holiday-Gotta-Dress-In-the-Right-Colors trap. I’m wearing brown and rhubarb. But I do have a fake diamond heart necklace on today. But I’ve been wearing it for weeks.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/3 "2005-02-14T17:20:34Z")

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We’re a permanently casual at work (and I usually avoid it), but opted for Tommy Jeans (nice conserv. ones, a button down Nautica shirt and nice dress/casual shoes. Nice belt. Nothing spectacular abour the undergarments…nice boxer briefs.

Won’t see the wife today, as I have to go to school tonight.

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/4 "2005-02-14T17:22:41Z")

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One of my friends decided it would be ‘emo goth day’ today. I ended up doing preppy goth instead, but anyhow–

Black skirt  
Light brown calve-high boots with fur around the top and lacings  
Brigth blue tank top under a black net top.  
Dog-collar bracelet  
Tribal spike necklace  
Silver dangle earring with stars.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/5 "2005-02-14T17:23:12Z")

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☹ we still have influenza A in chezAru, my concession to valentines day is a bright red shirt. Phlip brought us breakfast, with juice in some spanish glass goblets, homemade chicken soup in the good dishes, and our tamiflu on a cute silver salver.

Did I also mention it is our 14th anniversary today? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/6 "2005-02-14T17:30:30Z")

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:smack:

I DON’T MEAN THIS VERY MINUTE!

…y’all are doing this on purpose, right?!

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/7 "2005-02-14T17:59:17Z")

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When I go home tonight I’m going to throw on a kilt. I figure that’ll go nicely with dram of Irish whisky, the roaring fire, and the general lack of companionship.

Efff that pink and red crap. And I’ve decided not to commerce in the gentalia of plants anymore.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/8 "2005-02-14T18:07:50Z")

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considering that i work in the fire alarm industry, and that the owner of the company i work for is a university of nebraska alumni (go big red!) i dress in a red shirt with the company logo sewn into the sleeve every day.

it may work for valentine’s day, but saint patrick’s day? not so much…

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/9 "2005-02-14T18:15:14Z")

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Black blazer, wheat-colored shirt, and brown pants with some tasteful light-brown pinstripes.

Yes, I’m alone this season.  
☹

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/10 "2005-02-14T18:19:58Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Me, prolly a pair of red velvet fitted boxer briefs and a red rose in my teeth.
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I’ve seen your picture. All I can say is, DAMN.

And no, I won’t be answering the OP. It’s none of your business! 😃

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/11 "2005-02-14T19:09:38Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> And no, I won’t be answering the OP. It’s none of your business! 😃

Okay, but you leave yourself wide open to my imagination… 😉

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/12 "2005-02-14T19:14:46Z")

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Eh, I’m pretty boring today.

-Black v-neck t-shirt  
-Black A-line skirt  
-Black tights  
-High, black moccassins  
-Red hair barettes (ooh! some colour!)  
-Black butterfly clip holding back hair  
-Lanyard with my store keys on it (oh yeah, sexy!!)

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/13 "2005-02-14T19:15:50Z")

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His favorite pink sweater of mine, a necklace with a heart-shaped garnet pendant that he gave me last Valentine’s Day.

And red panties, for later.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/14 "2005-02-14T19:18:10Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Okay, but you leave yourself wide open to my imagination… 😉

I wonder if your imagination is more or less raunchy than mine.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/15 "2005-02-14T19:19:16Z")

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Since today is my son’s birthday, I’m wearing my regular mom clothes. However, tonight I’ll be wearing [strings](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302221) held together by a small piece of fabric.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/16 "2005-02-14T19:20:03Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I wonder if your imagination is more or less raunchy than mine.

Suddenly, I’m very affraid. :eek:

See my new thread in this forum. You’ve only yourself to blame!

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/17 "2005-02-14T19:33:58Z")

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Right now I’m wearing a dark pink mock-turtleneck pullover, under a grey fleece button front shirt (because I’m cold, dammit) and jeans - plus cutesy Valentine socks. If the WryGuy gets home at a decent hour AND I can get the kid to consent to go to bed before 10:00pm tonight, I will later be wearing white lace (and my cutesy socks, of course.)

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/18 "2005-02-14T20:42:58Z")

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I’m wearing what I wear every Monday–scrubs. I went and wore the red ones yesterday, not thinking, so today I’m wearing the lavender pants with a top printed with kitties and little animal-hospital birdhouses. It’s got lots of hearts and flowers on it. No special underthings, either, just the usual cotton underpants and white bra. I figure the dogs and my coworkers don’t much care what I’m wearing.

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**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/19 "2005-02-14T20:47:27Z")

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At the moment I’m in wool accountant togs. Tonight I expect to be wearing a touch of mascara and a dab of dark chocolate behind each ear.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/20 "2005-02-14T21:01:31Z")

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> [@Stranger On A Train](#):
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> When I go home tonight I’m going to throw on a kilt. I figure that’ll go nicely with dram of Irish whisky, the roaring fire, and the general lack of companionship.

_sigh_ Damn you, laws of space and time. No way I can get to California in time to see the kilt. :mad:

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