# What are you wearing?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033 "2005-02-14T17:10:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/21 "2005-02-14T21:27:20Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> _sigh_ Damn you, laws of space and time. No way I can get to California in time to see the kilt. :mad:

Well, I realize it’s not the same thing, but [here’s](http://www.sportkilt.com/shopping-cart.cfm?page=details.cfm&Product_id=10455&returnto=kilts.cfm) what the kilt looks like. (One of 'em, anyway.)

I wish I could figure out a way to wear it with [**The Hat**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300850), but that would just be silly, in a Boy George-sort of way.

But then again, as I’ll be on my lonesome, who’ll care? Maybe I’ll wear it anyway.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/22 "2005-02-14T21:39:51Z")

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Well, I’ll be sitting at home, drinking bourbon, dreaming of men in kilts. 🙂

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**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/23 "2005-02-14T22:05:09Z")

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Well, I’m wearing [these](http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/1597954/c/378.html) shoes in hot pink but they’re my usual Monday shoes so I guess that doesn’t count. And tonight? I’m gonna go teach a bunch of people with no English ability whatsoever how to say “chair” and “table” and might even move on to the concept of “not” if I’m feeling ambitious. So romantic… 😉

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**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/24 "2005-02-14T22:22:57Z")

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Okay, are you all ready for this…A white T-shirt, Dark blue basketball shorts, a knee wrap, an ankle brace, and ankle sength socks. I haven’t shaved for a couple of days and I have been taking some medication for pain…

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**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/25 "2005-02-14T22:24:16Z")

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oops…thats ankle length socks…

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**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/26 "2005-02-14T22:44:06Z")

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Got my red kinda off the shoulder, kinda clingy sweater on with my drawstring khaki’s, black boots, black jacket and my fake diamond heart shaped necklace (probably the same one **kalhoun** has).

Awww yeah, I’m a sexy bitch.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/27 "2005-02-14T22:48:34Z")

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> [@Stranger On A Train](#):
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> Well, I realize it’s not the same thing, but [here’s](http://www.sportkilt.com/shopping-cart.cfm?page=details.cfm&Product_id=10455&returnto=kilts.cfm) what the kilt looks like. (One of 'em, anyway.)

I totally almost bought one of those from these guys. But then I found something I like a bit better from a Scottish Ebay online store. I loved wearing it the one time. Need a reason to wear it again though.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/28 "2005-02-14T23:04:26Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I totally almost bought one of those from these guys. But then I found something I like a bit better from a Scottish Ebay online store. I loved wearing it the one time. Need a reason to wear it again though.

Well, it’s not a real kilt–I mean, it has a Velcro waistband for Og’s sake (though what comprises an actual kilt and whether, historically, there actually is such a thing as a kilt is another discussion entirely)–but it’ll fool the rubes and it is very convenient for changing into/out of swimming trunks or other exercise gear in the open, and keep things aired out so that the wearer doesn’t suffer from Couteau’s Complaint, which is why I originally bought them. Also, it’s very nice to throw on after you’ve made camp after hiking for 14 hours. I just wish they’d make it in wool or some kind of dense waterproof fleece instead of water-wicking cotton/polyester blend.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/29 "2005-02-14T23:23:55Z")

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_looks at self_

My usual dark clothes, leather jacket, and boots.

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/30 "2005-02-14T23:31:12Z")

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I’m wearing a pink, ribbed sweater and a pair of black slacks. I forgot to wear my heart-shaped earrings; oops.

An aside: Many of the kids (I’m currently teaching 7th grade (the building houses grades 7 & 8) did come in wearing red/pink/hearts/all of the above - even many of the young men. I don’t recall it being such a big holiday when I was their age 13 years ago…

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/31 "2005-02-14T23:54:21Z")

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Reebok sneakers (white with blue stripings). Dirty

White athletic socks. Clean

Levi 501s. Half-clean, half-dirty.

Black belt.

Grey boxer-briefs.

American Duct Tape Council t-shirt (dark grey w/orange logo).

Orange fuzzy pullover w/blue seams.

Blue Club 33 baseball hat w/white logo.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/32 "2005-02-15T00:50:51Z")

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I’m wearing charcoal grey sweatpants and a sky blue polo shirt as I have no one to impress.

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/33 "2005-02-15T00:54:48Z")

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I’m wearing a black Hot Topic button up shirt, black pants, black ankle socks, and black shoes. Also a black leather jacket and black gloves.

Why yes. Yes I am single. How did you guess?

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2005, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/290033/34 "2005-02-15T12:57:55Z")

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\<Posted on February 15 because I was without a computer yesterday\>

Nothing - we’re at a nudist resort.

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