# What Are You Wearing? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 2, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223 "2014-07-02T21:23:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ST93](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@ST93](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ST93)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/41 "2014-07-03T03:28:31Z")
Pajamas, a sweatshirt a shirt and socks and a sandal ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/42 "2014-07-03T04:58:18Z")
> [@stui\_magpie](#): > > Were you on your way to a fancy dress party when you posted that:confused: Sounds like a pretty eclectic mix. No, I usually dress like that. I forgot to mention the silver Flash Gordon rocket tie clip. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleClogs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f04885/32.png) [@PurpleClogs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleClogs)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/43 "2014-07-03T05:01:27Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Forest green tweed cheesecutter cap, tobacco coloured Edwardian style frock coat, white cotton shirt with faint grey checks, Donegal tweed waistcoat, bronze silk tie, navy twill pants, brown Doc Martens. I look good šŸ™‚ What are you wearing? Sherlock Holmes? > [@Hopeful\_Crow](#): > > Elsewhere on my body, Iā€™m wearing blue jeans and brown sandals and a green bandana. I read that as a green banana. Was about to ask, where? > [@gotpasswords](#): > > She sounds hideous! Well sheā€™s a guy. (I love that commercial!) Ok, my at home uniformā€¦ Pink cotton floral nightie & bare feet. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/44 "2014-07-03T05:14:34Z")
Clean shirt, new shoes And I donā€™t know where I am goinā€™ to. Silk suit, black tie, I donā€™t need a reason why. They come runninā€™ just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Gold watch, diamond ring, I ainā€™t missinā€™ not a single thing. And cuff links, stick pin, When I step out Iā€™m gonna do you in. They come runninā€™ just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. Top coat, top hat, I donā€™t worry ā€˜cause my walletā€™s fat. Black shades, white gloves, Lookinā€™ sharp and lookinā€™ for love. They come runninā€™ just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. ZZ Top ---
**Author:** ![Nema98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d2c977/32.png) [@Nema98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nema98)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/45 "2014-07-03T05:41:21Z")
Nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/46 "2014-07-03T06:01:55Z")
> [@PurpleClogs](#): > > I read that as a green banana. Was about to ask, where? Well, normally Iā€™d say in my tummy but itā€™s been a while since Iā€™ve eaten a green banana. I do like them better than the ripe ones. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/47 "2014-07-03T06:20:13Z")
Nuthinā€™ but a cockring. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/48 "2014-07-03T07:20:57Z")
The same thing I almost always wear: gym shorts and a t-shirt. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/49 "2014-07-03T07:24:03Z")
> [@Hopeful\_Crow](#): > > . . . and a green bandana. Left or right? ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/50 "2014-07-03T07:57:03Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Forest green tweed cheesecutter cap, tobacco coloured Edwardian style frock coat, white cotton shirt with faint grey checks, Donegal tweed waistcoat, bronze silk tie, navy twill pants, brown Doc Martens. I look good šŸ™‚ What are you wearing? That sounds like it could be either a complete mess, or very stylish. Judging by the attention to detail given to the description, I suspect the latter. Are we accessorising? Vintage pocket watch? Cufflinks? Silk undergarments? Sounds like you would appreciate a pair of brogues made by a friend of mine who works as a last-maker at a high-class cobblers here in London. If you can afford the Ā£4,000 a pair price tag that is :eek: ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/51 "2014-07-03T09:16:37Z")
Starting from the bottom up: Ugg boots Explorer socks Knickers Trackie pants Cotton long-sleeved singlet Cotton long-sleeved sweat-shirt Purple plush dressing gown (Iā€™m debating whether to put on my beanie!) Yes, itā€™s fucking cold here, why do you ask? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/52 "2014-07-03T09:34:36Z")
Iā€™m working, so: My [Browncoats T-shirt](http://www.teefury.com/gallery/1207/Browncoats_Forever/)and khaki cargo shorts. Boxers. Oh, and narrow frameless glasses and a wedding ring. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/53 "2014-07-03T09:50:28Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > That sounds like it could be either a complete mess, or very stylish. Judging by the attention to detail given to the description, I suspect the latter. > > Are we accessorising? Vintage pocket watch? Cufflinks? Silk undergarments? > > Sounds like you would appreciate a pair of brogues made by a friend of mine who works as a last-maker at a high-class cobblers here in London. If you can afford the Ā£4,000 a pair price tag that is :eek: Pocket watch, yes. 1950s Ingersoll. ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/54 "2014-07-03T10:46:01Z")
Slippers and boxers. Just loaded the truck for a long weekend getaway, going to SSS and hit the road for camp. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/55 "2014-07-03T11:42:26Z")
A puzzled expression. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/56 "2014-07-03T13:04:55Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Forest green tweed cheesecutter cap, tobacco coloured Edwardian style frock coat, white cotton shirt with faint grey checks, Donegal tweed waistcoat, bronze silk tie, navy twill pants, brown Doc Martens. I look good šŸ™‚ What are you wearing? Iā€™d like to see a picture! Iā€™m wearing a black/white/brown/gray patterned skirt with a handkerchief hem, a taupe T-shirt (_everything_ matches that skirt), a beige cardigan, and open-toed snakeskin heels. And I wouldnā€™t usually add this, but I feel quite spiffy today because my underpants have little Scottie dogs on them. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Lowdown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Lowdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowdown)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/57 "2014-07-03T13:30:39Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > Khakis? She sounds hideous. ā€“Dammit! Someone beat me to it. This is what I get for not reading every reply first. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/58 "2014-07-03T13:32:19Z")
Iā€™m wearing black pants, tank top, and slip resistant shoes, and my bakerā€™s blouse. Also appropriate underwear. Now, back to work. ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/59 "2014-07-03T15:39:24Z")
Blue jeans and a Hawaiian shirt, same as I do pretty much every day when Iā€™m at work. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223/60 "2014-07-03T16:08:50Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Left or right? Oy! Why must you ask such questions so early in the morning? Now my poor brain is going to have to reboot all over again. Already, itā€™s making my fingers type ā€œiā€™sā€ where they where they shouldnā€™t be. Is this an obscure reference to something? Or an unobscure one, even. My brain wouldnā€™t know the difference at this point. Cā€™mon, reboot. Reboot! The reason I was wearing a bandana (or bandanna, since my word check seems to like both spellings,) is because my hair has grown too long and itā€™s annoying hanging in my face but Iā€™m too cheap to get it cut just yet. Give me another week or so. This morning Iā€™m wearing a teal T-shirt with nothing on it, jeans that are dark blue (yesterdayā€™s were middling) and the same brown sandals. Am tempted to put the bandana on again but with this crowdā€¦I donā€™t know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-you-wearing/692223.md?page=4)