# What Are Your Favorite/Best Spongebob Quotes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 1, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568 "2012-05-01T22:06:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/41 "2012-05-03T14:57:49Z")
“They’re not laughing _at_ us, Patrick! They’re laughing _next to_ us!” ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/42 "2012-05-03T18:08:14Z")
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/43 "2012-05-03T18:16:32Z")
I have seen just about all of the episodes multiple times. Not by choice. I ignore most but this quote gets me everytime: You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. Its all in the delivery. ---
**Author:** ![Sodalite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@Sodalite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sodalite)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/44 "2012-05-03T18:59:30Z")
Squidward: OK, first, repeat after me. I have no talent. Spongebob: I have no talent. Squidward: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent. Spongebob: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent. Squidward: If I’m lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles talent will rub off on me. Spongebob: If I’m lucky Mr. Talent …will rub his tentacles …on my art ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/45 "2012-05-03T19:34:42Z")
‘Your sundae gave me _rancid breath_!’ and ‘We’re not ugly, we just stink!’ ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/46 "2012-05-03T19:39:44Z")
Nosferatu! ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/47 "2012-05-03T19:54:43Z")
I just picked up my wiggly little goofball 7-year-old son from school, which reminded me of our most-used Spongebob quote ever. “Where’s the off button on this thing?!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/48 "2012-05-04T01:27:08Z")
I can’t believe I forgot my all-time favorite, when Patrick sees a very hirsute, bulked-up Sandy snoring away in bed one long winter’s night: “Hibernation must be the _opposite_ of beauty sleep!” ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/49 "2012-05-04T06:09:41Z")
_I rode the Hasselhoff!_ ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/50 "2012-05-04T07:30:33Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Patrick: Who you callin’ Pinhead? (… with his face all scrunched up into, well, a pinhead.) > > Plankton: You can’t do this to me! I went to college! And not just any pinhead… [http://www.zippythepinhead.com/](http://www.zippythepinhead.com/) ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/51 "2012-05-04T13:05:05Z")
_Spongebob is hitting himself, for some reason_ Mr Krabs: Doesn’t that hurt? _cut to Spongebob, now wearing a steel, spiked glove_ Spongebob: Do you _WANT_ it to hurt, Mr. Krabs? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/52 "2012-05-04T19:31:51Z")
Patrick: “Maybe a story will cheer you up… Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/53 "2012-05-05T02:10:49Z")
Which reminds me… Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star, I made myself a sandwich! My mommy named it Fred. It tastes like beans and bacon, And smells like it’s been dead! (And the rest of the song, but I can’t be bothered to transcribe the whole thing…except the final line, which always cracks me up.) You win this round, Broccoli! ---
**Author:** ![waits](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df788c/32.png) [@waits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waits)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/54 "2012-05-05T02:17:24Z")
SpongeBob and Sandy running for their lives from the Alaska Bull Worm. _Sandy:_ SpongeBob! Do you still have that piece of string and paper clip? _SpongeBob:_ I’m way ahead of you, Sandy. (Turns string into a necklace and unbends the paper clip to form the letter S.) S for “SpongeBob.” S for “Sandy.” **This way they can identify our bodies!** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/55 "2012-05-08T20:10:05Z")
“Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty…” ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/56 "2012-05-08T20:31:55Z")
Squidward: That’s just a stupid boulder! SpongeBob: It’s not just a boulder! (Sniff) It’s a rock! (Cries) A rock! A rock! It’s a big beautiful, old rock. (Climbs up it and rubs it) Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it’s in great shape. Squidward: SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers? Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That’s because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae! And now, you’re telling me they thought they could drive… (SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the boulder) …rocks. Hold on there, Jethro. ---
**Author:** ![Coup\_Fourre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@Coup\_Fourre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coup_Fourre)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/57 "2012-05-08T21:29:16Z")
> [@Pyper](#): > > Plankton’s version of the Fun Song: > > “F is for fire that burns down the whole town > U is for uranium, bombs > N is for no survivors when you-!” Plankton is my favorite on that show. I also do a mean impression of Karen, The Computer Wife. ---
**Author:** ![Coup\_Fourre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@Coup\_Fourre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coup_Fourre)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/58 "2012-05-08T21:31:18Z")
> [@Squiddy](#): > > Squidward: “Patrick, Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?” > > Patrick: “Not until 4.” I came in to post this. You beat me to it! Wasn’t it Sandy who asked him that? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/59 "2012-05-09T15:07:14Z")
> [@cjepson](#): > > “They’re not laughing _at_ us, Patrick! They’re laughing _next to_ us!” The single greatest line from that movie. I’ll never forget going to see that in theaters and once that line was said I started cracking up…and I was the only one in the WHOLE THEATER that was laughing. I mean come on! They did a preposition joke! A preposition joke!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/60 "2012-05-09T16:52:48Z")
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