# What Are Your Favorite/Best Spongebob Quotes?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 1, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568 "2012-05-01T22:06:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/61 "2012-05-09T17:10:48Z")

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Spongebob: Sunsets always make me think of bowls of fruit, what do they make you think of Squidward?

Squidward has a thought bubble of Spongebob running: bhahahahahah (explodes)

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/62 "2012-05-09T17:14:52Z")

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Some of the best stuff in Spongebob isn’t lines, really. For instance:

(Squidward trips over a small log. He falls down a previously unseen cliff and bursts into flame.)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/63 "2012-05-09T17:21:12Z")

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The Magic Conch! :: ululating ::

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/64 "2012-05-09T18:24:43Z")

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“Alas poor Spongebob: cut into a million pieces by a 1000 HP boat propellor.”

You mean that never was said? I can keep dreaming can’t I?

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**Author:** ![emmythegreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bb73d2/32.png) [@emmythegreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmythegreat)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/65 "2012-10-06T20:11:00Z")

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This scene makes me laugh everytime:

Spongebob and Patrick are at the bottom of a wishing well when Squidward falls in. Of course Squidward, always grumpy, starts complaining about how small it is.  
Squidward: I need to get out of here. I have claustrophobia!  
Patrick: What does that mean?  
Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus!  
Patrick: HO HO HO! Teehee.  
Spongebob: Quit Patrick, you’re scaring him!

And from the Atlantis episode:  
Squidward to Patrick: You quarter wit! Ha…ha…it’s less than half.

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**Author:** ![MissEmilyRose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@MissEmilyRose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissEmilyRose)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-best-spongebob-quotes/620568/66 "2013-06-18T18:32:02Z")

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O\_O what about EVIL? =  
Every  
Villain  
Is  
Lemons. XDD loool

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