# What are your favorite quotes from bit parts in movie and TV? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** tv-shows-scripted, movies\ **Created:** [May 26, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633 "2023-05-26T14:41:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/41 "2023-05-27T14:43:51Z")
Walsh: Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown. ---
**Author:** ![alovem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@alovem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alovem)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/42 "2023-05-27T14:48:06Z")
Brian: Look, you’ve got it all wrong! You don’t need to follow me, You don’t need to follow anybody! You’ve got to think for your selves! You’re all individuals! The Crowd: Yes! We’re all individuals! Brian: You’re all different! The Crowd: Yes, we are all different! Man in crowd: I’m not… ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/43 "2023-05-27T14:48:53Z")
> [@velomont](#): > > In _Seinfeld_: > > Crazy Joe Divola: “I like to encourage intruders.” “Fear is our most primal emotion.” ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/44 "2023-05-27T14:54:25Z")
Vernee Watson as the ER nurse in the Big Bang Theory episode with Howard and the robot hand. (Over the PA) I need an orderly with a wheelchair. We have a robot hand grasping a man’s penis. Howard: Couldn’t you be a little more discreet? Nurse: I’m sorry. We don’t have a code for “robot hand grasping a man’s penis”. Also her response to Howard when she asks where the rest of the robot is, and Howard tells her he only built the hand. “Because that’s all you needed.” ---
**Author:** ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/45 "2023-05-27T14:55:36Z")
My favorite is also from Raising Arizona. Son, you got a panty on your head. ---
**Author:** ![alovem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@alovem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alovem)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/46 "2023-05-27T15:00:25Z")
Oh, yeah. So many good ones from non-cast members. Going from memory here: Jim Parsons (Sheldon): You didn’t check. Yeardly Smith: I didn’t have to. ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/47 "2023-05-27T15:04:02Z")
I like Brad Pitt in _True Romance_: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5gGZAIFteAg/hqdefault.jpg "True Romance - Floyd gets a visit from the mob") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGZAIFteAg) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/48 "2023-05-27T15:05:34Z")
The clerk at the DMV when Sheldon is applying for a driver’s license: “Look at that sign up there. Does it say I give a damn?” ---
**Author:** ![alovem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@alovem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alovem)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/49 "2023-05-27T15:07:47Z")
That was Octavia Spencer. Shortly after that: Don’t make me climb over this counter! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/50 "2023-05-27T15:14:37Z")
I did not particularly care for Brad Pitt until I saw _ **True Romance** _. I was instantly converted because I loved the character and Pitt’s performance. 👍 ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/51 "2023-05-27T16:26:58Z")
“He chose… _poorly_…” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/52 "2023-05-27T16:49:11Z")
Smell ice, can you? Bleedin’ Christ! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/53 "2023-05-27T16:53:39Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Worker: “Are you an alien?.. From outer space, an alien.” > [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > - [John](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000216/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Where is this? > - [Camille](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0934563/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Earth. Welcome. \<— Camille “Bernie Mac Show” Winbush Again at the beginning of the new Maverick movie. Cruise blows up his hypersonic plane and ejects, and is shown walking into a remote diner in his high altitude flight suit. Kid looking at him with jaw hanging open. Cruse: “Where am I?” Kid: “Earth.” ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/54 "2023-05-27T20:23:51Z")
> [@Author\_Balk](#): > > My favorite is also from Raising Arizona. > > Son, you got a panty on your head. Beaten to it. That and: “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togever today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/55 "2023-05-27T20:43:47Z")
Psst. Post #23. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/56 "2023-05-27T20:48:35Z")
Whatever movie this line is from: [That’s okay, I’ll hold it for you.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-movie-from-this-one-scene/984452) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/57 "2023-05-27T21:38:59Z")
The exquisite punchline from Edie McClurg in [Planes, Trains, and Automobiles](https://youtu.be/jRvNg4zQ_14?t=91) ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/58 "2023-05-27T21:46:37Z")
Richard Brooks portrayed Jubal Early for one episode of Firefly and left such a huge impression, my wife and I still quote it today: So many quotes, his entire part is one large quotable part. [to a doctor] “You oughta be shot. Or stabbed, lose a leg. To be a surgeon, you know? Know what kind of pain you’re dealing with. They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified, but they don’t make a surgeon get cut on. That seem right to you?” This exchange: [Simon](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0536883/?ref_=tt_ch) : Are you Alliance? [Jubal Early](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1444462/?ref_=tt_ch) : Am I a lion? [Simon](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0536883/?ref_=tt_ch) : What? [Jubal Early](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1444462/?ref_=tt_ch) : I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar. [Simon](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0536883/?ref_=tt_ch) : I said “Alliance.” [Jubal Early](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1444462/?ref_=tt_ch) : Oh, I thought… [Simon](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0536883/?ref_=tt_ch) : No, I was… [Jubal Early](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1444462/?ref_=tt_ch) : That’s weird. ---
**Author:** ![BigDfromLA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@BigDfromLA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigDfromLA)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-favorite-quotes-from-bit-parts-in-movie-and-tv/984633/59 "2023-05-27T21:49:35Z")
Alec Baldwin guest starring on Las Vegas, investigating a painting stolen from the casino run by James Caan character Ed Deline. Baldwin character (with Deline, “interviewing” a potential suspect: “Max Krasnow, you derivative hack. I can paint better pictures with my johnson”. " Max here, when he’s not making paintings that hang in the Holiday Inn in Pahrump, is an art thief". Krasnow: “Hey, there’s a market for this stuff”. ---
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