# What are your local minor league teams?

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 19, 2010, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754 "2010-06-19T05:24:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/41 "2010-06-22T23:10:06Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> You forgot the [Ontario Reign](http://www.ontarioreign.com/) the ECHL affiliate for the L.A. Kings.
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> As for the single A baseball, I’m closer to the [High Desert Mavericks.](http://highdesert.mavericks.milb.com/index.jsp?sid=t504)…can’t remember who they are affiliated with.

a) Hockey? _Hockey?_ No such sport.

b) The Mavericks are affiliated with the Mariners.

**Asimovian** , the Quakes are still with the Angels.

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**Author:** ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/42 "2010-06-23T03:36:03Z")

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> [@KennerTheGreat](#):
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> Wow, guy does it all! A .794 OPS for the big team in Cleveland AND looking after a bunch of kids barely old enough to shave. Guy’s unbeliveable! 😃
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> I know, you meant to say Travis **Fryman**. Sorry 'bout that.

Doh! Of course I did. Slip of the fingers…thanks for the correction.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/43 "2010-06-23T04:09:53Z")

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Some of us here are proud of both the [Las Vegas Wranglers](http://lasvegaswranglers.com/) (ECHL) and the [Las Vegas 51s](http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/index.jsp?sid=t400) (AAA afiliate of the Toronto Blue Jays).

We used to have an Arena Football team (the Gladiators), but they went under a couple of years ago.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/44 "2010-06-23T12:10:10Z")

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> [@Spit](#):
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> Who the heck has a vegetable as a mascot?

That would be the Wilmington (Del.) Blue Rocks. To be fair, they have two mascots. One is a moose named “Bluewinkle,” who’s not bad. The other, for reasons I can neither undertand nor explain, is “Mr. Celery.”

> [@jayjay](#):
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> [Even worse](http://www.corbengeis.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&id=43&Itemid=64).
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> Nobody’s even sure what Steamer IS!

Is he from Cleveland??

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/45 "2010-06-23T20:23:24Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> a) Hockey? _Hockey?_ No such sport.

I am sooooooo not buying you a beer next Dopefest!

> [@Wheelz](#):
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> Is he from Cleveland??

Ask his wife…she would know for sure.

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/46 "2010-06-24T18:23:46Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Except nobody from Buffalo ever drives to Rochester.

Well, yeah, it’s mostly _theoretical_.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/47 "2010-06-24T19:47:15Z")

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Iowa Barnstormers - Arena Football  
Iowa Cubs - AAA affiliate for the Chi Cubs  
Iowa Energy - D-league Basketball (affiliated with the Bulls and the Suns)  
Des Moines Buccaneers - USHL (and a damn good hockey team)

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/48 "2010-06-24T20:16:20Z")

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We used to have a hockey team called the **Lubbock Cotton Kings**. I loved the [original logo](http://www.decal-orations.com/images/graphics/l/lu/lubbock_cotton_kings.png).

We also used to have a minor league baseball team called the **Lubbock Crickets**. Reference to Buddy Holly, being his hometown and all.

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**Author:** ![pkmcd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e274bd/32.png) [@pkmcd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkmcd)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/49 "2010-06-29T12:11:35Z")

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OK, so originally I’m from Rochester, so all of Little Nemo’s teams are applicable to me, but after law school I moved to Richmond and want to stand up for the Flying Squirrels, and especially Nutzy, I even got his autograph(!), although, yes the Diamond is a dump.

Secondly, as I went to a lot of Blue Rocks games while living in Philly, They use Mr. Celery as a mascot because, at the end of one season they had a “Healthy Foods Night” or some such where they had four vegetables race around the infield. In the ensuing ofseason all of the costumes were damaged by flooding except the Mr. Celery outfit. So, now Mr. Celery comes out whenever the Blue Rocks hit a homerun and he dances around to Song 2 by Blur. He thus convinced both me and my fiance to purchase and actively wear Mr. Celery t-shirts.

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/50 "2010-06-29T12:49:54Z")

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Lansing Lugnuts (Class A affiliate of Toronto)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/51 "2010-06-29T13:11:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> They use Mr. Celery as a mascot because, at the end of one season they had a “Healthy Foods Night” or some such where they had four vegetables race around the infield. In the ensuing ofseason all of the costumes were damaged by flooding except the Mr. Celery outfit.

It would have been a better story if you had said that Mr Celery won the race and the other three mascots were put to death during the halftime show.

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**Author:** ![ElectricZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58f4c7/32.png) [@ElectricZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElectricZ)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-local-minor-league-teams/543754/52 "2010-06-29T21:25:17Z")

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Here in DFW we’ve got only Hockey and Baseball AFAIK…

Texas Brahmas, Allen Americans - CHL Hockey (AA)  
Texas Tornadoes - NAHL (Development league)  
Fort Worth Cats, Grand Prairie Air Hogs - American Association Baseball League  
Frisco Rough Riders - Texas League Baseball

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