# What are your New years resolutions?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-new-years-resolutions/221904>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-new-years-resolutions/221904 "2003-12-31T06:05:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-new-years-resolutions/221904/42 "2004-01-03T03:58:35Z")

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Ahem. :takes out paper from pocket, unfolds and reads:

“My resolution is to get some exercise every morning instead of watching the damn TV channel flipping my buttock.”

Thank you.

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