# What are your nicknames?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 9, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430 "2001-11-09T14:33:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/1 "2001-11-09T14:33:27Z")

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IRL, **hardygrrl** is one of mine. One of my best friends made up a song to the tune of _Barbie Girl_ called “Hardy Girl”, about my Jeff Hardy fetish. I just squished it together into one word and changed the spelling of “girl” to “grrl”, more punk rock that way. 🙂

Other nickknames:

**Diva** My best friends call me this. Apparently, I can be quite demanding.[sub] Who, me?[/sub]

**Savvy** is my hockey team nickname, in honor of [my hero.](http://www.hockeysandwich.com/dsavard.html)

**Flipper** is my family nickname. As a small child, I would have to be physically restrained from jumping into any body of water, plus I collect dolphin items.

**Yaya** is what my nephew calls me. As a toddler he couldn’t pronounce my real name (Tanya).

**T-Bird and Shelby** are from being formerly engaged to a gearhead.

**Ferret** ::makes wide eyed innocent face::

**Phone Dominatrix** is from work. I’m very good at keeping the calls under MY control, hehehe. And no, I don’t do phone sex for a living. 🙂  
So, what are yours?

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/2 "2001-11-09T14:35:19Z")

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“The Empress of Stormy Emotion.”

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/3 "2001-11-09T14:40:56Z")

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My parents deliberately gave me a name\* that could not be “nicknamed.” Many of the other things I’ve been called I don’t care to acknowledge [sub]and could only write in the Pit, anyway[/sub], but one I picked up was “Cool Breeze,” which I rather liked, even though it sounds like a type of air freshener.  
\*Craig, if you’re interested

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/4 "2001-11-09T14:47:25Z")

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Bill, Billy, Willie, Sweet William, Big Bad Bill, Wild Bill, Mild Bill, Major Bill, Major Nasty, Slug, Slugger, Q, Bigg Bagg, Uncle Bill, UncleBill, Billy Joe, and Forrest. Most are still active nicknames, but a few have been retired.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/5 "2001-11-09T14:49:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by galen ubal \*  
> \*\*\*Craig, if you’re interested \*\*

Creggy!

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**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/6 "2001-11-09T14:51:08Z")

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- **Rini** (what my family calls me)
- **Reggie** (what my friends call me when they want something)
- **Regiment** (rare; this applies during such times when my friend Ava becomes Aviator, Ann becomes Anise, and so on)
- **The Guru** (at work)

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/7 "2001-11-09T14:51:50Z")

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_Pierre_, because my last name is French.  
Which leads to _Lucky Pierre._  
Which leads to _Lucky._

I’ve got another one too butt I’ll be dammed if’n I share it here. You guys pack Ginsu.

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/8 "2001-11-09T14:52:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by UncleBill \*  
> \*\*Bill, Billy, Willie, Sweet William, Big Bad Bill, Wild Bill, Mild Bill, Major Bill, Major Nasty, Slug, Slugger, Q, Bigg Bagg, Uncle Bill, UncleBill, Billy Joe, and Forrest. Most are still active nicknames, but a few have been retired. \*\*

**Forrest?** 😕 Most of the others, I can see where they come up. (I don’t want to know where Bigg Bagg comes from) But Forrest?

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/9 "2001-11-09T14:52:37Z")

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Many, many nicknames over the years.

**Amber Bamber** and **Ambird Zebra** - Back in High School. They were plays on my real name, so they were relatively common.

**Anastasia** and **Stasia** - When I started writing my pathetic attempts at poetry, I would use Anastasia as a nom de plum. When I got online, it would be my screen name almost everywhere I went. So as people started to get to know me, they’d know me as Anastasia, or just shortening it, Stasia.

**Am** - a shortening of my real name, which I actually hear a lot more than Amber any more.

**Amboo** - that, like **hardygrrl’s** , was because my nephew couldn’t say my name. It’s been far too long since I’ve heard it. ☹

and last but not least - **TruePisces** or **TP** - It started here on the board, and a lot of people don’t call me by anything more - though they may (or may not) know my real name.

[sub]and since he snuck in here, and I just can’t resist…[/sub]

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> \*Originally said by UncleBill \*  
> **Bill, Billy, Willie, Sweet William, Big Bad Bill, Wild Bill, Mild Bill, Major Bill, Major Nasty, Slug, Slugger, Q, Bigg Bagg, Uncle Bill, UncleBill, Billy Joe, and Forrest. Most are still active nicknames, but a few have been retired.**

I just call ya damn fine! 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/10 "2001-11-09T14:53:15Z")

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In grade school, one of the more annoying girls latched on to the first syllable of my last name and decided it would be “cute” to call me Richie.  
I had a driver’s ed teacher who called me Mike.  
When I was in the Navy in my first squadron, one of the guys started calling me Fred, and it stuck… for 2 years.

Now, I’ll admit I’m not a dainty whisp of a girly-girl, but _what’s with the boy names?!?!?_ I’ve got tits, thankyouverymuch, and I’ve been known to don pantyhose and dresses, dagnabbit!

After I married, several clever wags found it hilarious to call me Mae West or Wild, Wild West. One particularly annoying bitchlet thought it adorable to call me Chellie… ummm, no, it’s Michelle, thank you.

I have no nicknames. I usually respond positively to endearments, provided the speaker isn’t an ass. Just don’t call me “young lady”…

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/11 "2001-11-09T14:55:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by UncleBill \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \*  
> > \*\*\*Craig, if you’re interested \*\*
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> Creggy! \*\*

(pulls on boxing gloves, makes sure has razors firmly affixed)

[Deniro voice]  
You talkin’ to me?  
[/Deniro voice]

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/12 "2001-11-09T14:57:04Z")

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Sorry! Meant to put a (slightly pained) smiley there.

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/13 "2001-11-09T15:01:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by galen ubal \*  
> **Forrest?** 😕 Most of the others, I can see where they come up. (I don’t want to know where Bigg Bagg comes from) But Forrest? \*\*

I had fairly long hair when I started working in Maine, then joined up with a Marine Corps Reserve unit up there and came into work after lunch one day with a high and tight haircut, having left for lunch able to put my hair in a small ponytail. A guy saw me in the hallway and yelled “Forrest!” (Forrest Gump had recently been released). It stuck.

Carrying on.

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/14 "2001-11-09T15:15:25Z")

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Rye-Guy. (Old highschool name)

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/15 "2001-11-09T15:18:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by galen ubal \*  
> \*Craig, if you’re interested

I have a friend named Craig. I call him “Jabroni”. We’re both big wrestling fans and besides, he _is_ a jabroni. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/16 "2001-11-09T15:20:47Z")

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I have at various points been called

**Radio** at school, which I was not fond of.

**Garf**

And recently someone here at work has being trying to get **Garage** to catch on, it hasn’t worked though 🙂

I used to hate nick names, so whenever anyone suggested one I would immediately shoot them down (metaphorically speaking) which is why most people just call me my name.

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/17 "2001-11-09T15:31:04Z")

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**hardygrrl** , what is a jabroni?[sub]displaying my ignorance again![/sub]

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/18 "2001-11-09T15:38:48Z")

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Nevermind

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/19 "2001-11-09T15:43:45Z")

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Well, other than **Superdude** , the one that stands out the most is either _Pointy-Hip Man_ or _Ulterior-Motive Boy_. Both given by the same ex-girlfriend, who **thinksnow** met the other night. She thinks he’s dreamy. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![tapioca\_tundra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@tapioca\_tundra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapioca_tundra)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-nicknames/92430/20 "2001-11-09T15:45:53Z")

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~ Paco

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