# What are your pets called

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 23, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528 "2004-07-23T15:56:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/121 "2005-10-13T20:23:23Z")

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> [@anu-la1979](#):
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> 3 cats…they all have Indian names
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> Limbu, pronounced Lim-BOO (lemon)  
> Gundu, pronounced Goon-DOO (little rascal)  
> Mishu, pronounced Me-SHOO (It was originally Mishi which means whiskers but my parents like calling out “oo, oo, oo” when they’re yelling for them)
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> Our cat that passed away was Babu which means “Baby Boy” and that name is now sacrosanct in our household because he was a cat beyond compare. No other cat will ever be named Babu!

Our two Bengal cats (bred from the Asian Leopard Cat that is found in India) are named Zubin and Mehta.

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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/122 "2005-10-13T20:39:27Z")

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An 8 year old Chow mix named Luke,  
a 6 year old German Shepard mix named Maya,  
two 8 year old cats named Bob and AlleyCat,  
a 5 year old cat named Mr. Brandybuck,  
and an 11 year old cat named Arlene.

The joys of my life. I’d be lost without them!

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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/123 "2005-10-13T20:42:04Z")

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~6 year old German Shepard mix~  
Yeeeah. Make that ‘Shepherd’.  
Yesss. Preview is my friend. I know…

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**Author:** ![TygerDralion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TygerDralion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TygerDralion)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/124 "2005-10-13T20:46:45Z")

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I breed ferrets, so I have 13 resident fuzz-butts right now:

Reese “Miss Reese”  
Carmelita “Lita”  
Black Patchwork’s Paco “Paco”  
Hawkeye Pierce “Hawkeye”  
Kikyo “Kikyo”  
Playboy “Playboy”  
White Lightning “Shine”  
Jean Grey “Jeannie”  
Mr. Daniel Osbourne “Oz”  
Lucas Bishop “Luke”  
Agasha FireBlossom “Ash”  
Rubeus Hagrid “Hagrid”  
Bellatrix Lestrange “Bella”

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/125 "2005-10-14T00:03:16Z")

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2 Gordon Setter dogs

Kharma (Khermee , Kharma Jean , Silly Girl, Worm)

Nicky (Snicky , Snickers , Nermal)

2 Papillon dogs

Jay (Boochie Boy, Jay Baby, Hoochie Coochie Boochie Poochie)

Cricket (Quickie, LaRoo , Rooney, Kicks)

3 cats

Orange tom - Charlie (Charles, Mr. Cat)

brown tabby female- Ruby (Woobs, Ruby Doo)

calico female - Chloe (ChloeKitty , Princess )

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**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/126 "2005-10-14T00:08:47Z")

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Two tortoiseshell kittens, named Darla and Drusilla. Often referred to as “Dammit”, as in “Dammit, get off my sandwich!” (Trying to eat dinner here).

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**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/127 "2005-10-14T00:17:21Z")

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Simon, Poe, Grendel, Ruby, Ziti, Harold and Maude  
(dog, cat, cat, cornsnake, cornsnake, carpet python, carpet python)

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**Author:** ![Stinkum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Stinkum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stinkum)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/128 "2005-10-14T06:14:35Z")

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**Joplin M’Boy** black lab mix with perhaps pit bull. Sometimes called Jops, Joppers, the Jopster, Snuggleman (not in public), Barker Boy.

Late, great pets: Bobbie McGee (lab mix with border collie) also known as “Little One” or Beloved Bobbiegirl, Cheyenne Bandit (malamute/sheperd/collie mix) who thought her name was "What-the-HELL-have-you-done-now?, and Puppy (cockeyed spaniel/rat terrier mix) also known as Mother Dog (post-puppies).

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**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/129 "2005-10-14T06:37:15Z")

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My dog does not bark or otherwise utter a sound… except to whine when he wants to go out. Which is often. So, being a whiner, I named him **Cognac**.

I have a Tiger Oscar too, but I haven’t named him/her yet. Open to suggestions.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/130 "2005-10-14T13:04:11Z")

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Four cats:

Bruno (Bruno-baby)  
Lloyd (Lloydapuss)  
Sugar (Sugarbob Shitpants)  
Spice (Spicicle)

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**Author:** ![Starlite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Starlite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starlite)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/131 "2005-10-14T13:12:02Z")

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All cats here…

Luna - grey and white tuxedo  
Ms. Piggy - black and white tuxedo  
Stubber - solid black male

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/132 "2005-10-14T13:24:29Z")

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I have one small turtle, a red-eared slider, who’s alternately been named Jaegar/Julian/Moby. Currently his name is Moby. (What difference does it make? He’s not going to come when I call.)

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/133 "2005-10-14T13:47:40Z")

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i have one 9 year old male cat who is currently asleep in my lap with his chin on my arm. (for some reason he feels the need to get between me and my laptop)

his full name is **Lord Pixel Purrbody**.

but he is often called Fuzzbutt, Fluff Monster, Furr Beast, and Fat Boy.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/134 "2005-10-14T13:52:43Z")

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Two Jack Russell terriers: female named Scout, male named Buddy  
Cat named Mencken  
Tortoise named Shelby

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**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/135 "2005-10-14T17:39:59Z")

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Cats:  
Bast  
Spelunker  
Norman Bates (aka Mr. Voluptuous, Fatty McFatterson…He isn’t that much overweight, I asked his vet; he is just a big cat who weighs 22 pounds)  
Lizzie Borden  
Shadow  
Hitler  
Runt-Runt

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**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/136 "2005-10-14T18:15:54Z")

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Two Jack Russels. Bandit and Carrie! No connection?

First named Bandit in honor of my wife’s first Dog. Months later, we decided Bandit needed a friend, so we got another Jack Russell, a female this time.  
Her name is Carrie! Don’t get it? In the old movies Smokey and the Bandit, Sally Fields name was Carrie! AH HA! nope, no one has ever gotten it without an explanation

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/137 "2005-10-14T18:41:48Z")

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Ki : Border Collie Cocker Spaniel mix, named by his original owners, Jewish Buddhists.

Nebula - our guide dog puppy in training, named by Guide Dogs for the Blind.

Our other guide dogs - Fate and Nichelle,

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/138 "2005-10-14T18:42:32Z")

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Childhood/teenage cat: Sarah  
Childhood dog: Emily  
Teenage cat: Tycho  
Current dog: Sascha  
Mom’s cats: Blue and Simon  
Dad’s cats: Twinkie and Annabelle  
Brothers cats: Smokey and Bandit

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/139 "2005-10-14T18:51:11Z")

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Huge (130 lbs) fluffy Malemute female: Space (space-DAWG!)  
Huge (16 lbs, zero fat) fluffy white with grey/black tiger patches and raccoon tail Norwegian Forest Cat male: Stiggs (Tiggs, Tiggers, Steeeegs!)  
Gonna be huge (9 lbs at 6 months old) semi fluffy orange tabby Maine Coon Cross male: Pratchett (Red Devil)

It’s all about the huge and fluffy at my house… :rolleyes: When all the tails get to waving at once it’s a sight to behold!

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-pets-called/256528/140 "2005-10-14T19:41:46Z")

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Big male grey cat - Honey (He was named by a foreign exchange student we had who basically learned English by watching old American television in his home country and he always wanted to be able to say, “Hi Honey, I’m home,”).

Male black cat - Rascal

A recent wander-into-the-family, a male blond cat with almost no tail - Bob (get it, bobcat).

Female calico - Livestock (Now I can go down to the local rural hangouts for farmers and ranchers and when they start talking about their cattle and pigs, I can say, “Well, my Livestock’s doin’ OK,”).

Our long-time black cat died not that long ago - Spam.

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