# What are your plans for Scotchtoberfest?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-plans-for-scotchtoberfest/1034172>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 26, 2026, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-plans-for-scotchtoberfest/1034172 "2026-10-26T16:58:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-plans-for-scotchtoberfest/1034172/1 "2026-10-26T16:58:39Z")

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Well? What are they?

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-plans-for-scotchtoberfest/1034172/2 "2026-10-26T17:02:10Z")

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Going home to North Kilttown for a new filthy blanket.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-plans-for-scotchtoberfest/1034172/3 "2026-10-26T18:44:54Z")

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Donning a full-length evening gown covered in sequins so as to blind my foes with luxury.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-plans-for-scotchtoberfest/1034172/4 "2026-10-26T19:42:04Z")

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I’ll kill that Mr. Burns! And wound that Mr. Smithers!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2026, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-plans-for-scotchtoberfest/1034172/5 "2026-10-26T21:06:14Z")

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Sorry, my favorite waitress at the BBQ joint says it’s Porktober! I wouldn’t argue with her, she might thump you.