# What are your stats? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 3, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363 "2003-06-03T14:13:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Delly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Delly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delly)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/21 "2003-06-03T19:57:46Z")
21 years old Blonde curly hair that falls below my shoulders Brown eyes Pale skin… hey Im irish:p 124lbs 5’3’’ thats about it ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/22 "2003-06-03T20:06:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Qazzz \* > \*\*I’m a male, 23 years old, white, 6’1", 185 lbs, have brown eyes and crazy 70’s-ish brown hair, and a football player build. My eyebrows try to converge into a monobrow, so I pluck the middle once in awhile. My feet turn inward when I walk. I’ve habitually bitten my fingers since childhood, so they’re always kind of raw and nasty. I wear contacts. My teeth are relatively straight, but I think I look better when I don’t smile, anyway. 😃 \*\* All that and you’re also a gay slut? So Qazzz, how _you_ doin’? Personally I’ve always been opposed to stats on philosophical grounds, but that was before a number of Dopers told me I’m “hot.” I still don’t see it myself but you can [judge for yourself](http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/mcmarbles/lst?.dir=/NYC). Anyways: Male 6’1" 220 or thereabouts Brown hair Hazel eyes Usually clean-shaven, although sporting some growth today Hairy chest, nice calves Did I mention single? ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/23 "2003-06-03T20:21:14Z")
Female 17 Around 5’7" 112 or so pounds Chin length layered brown hair Blue/grey eyes I’ve been told I have perfect teeth (thanks, braces!) Been told I could be a fingernail model (?) Tan but getting pale Size 7 shoe And there’s your basic roadkiller. ---
**Author:** ![ouisey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc29f/32.png) [@ouisey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouisey)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/24 "2003-06-03T20:21:57Z")
Female 5’11" Blonde highlights no idea of my weight – not too fat, not too thin Hazel eyes Loads of freckles scattered playfully across my pert nose ---
**Author:** ![RahRahMah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@RahRahMah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RahRahMah)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/25 "2003-06-03T20:45:49Z")
17 5’4’’ Natural Blonde but my hair is navy blue. Well it was before it faded. Now its black with pale gold roots. Which makes me look balding from far away. Blah. Brown eyes 130 but its muscles! Nice ones… Big pouty lips! I actually don’t like them, but have recieved compliments. Glasses. ---
**Author:** ![RahRahMah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@RahRahMah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RahRahMah)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/26 "2003-06-03T20:48:20Z")
Geez. Almost forgot to mention I was a chick! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/27 "2003-06-03T21:10:30Z")
Old Wrinkled Grey haired Wears a shawl Carries cane to wave around at punk kids Okay, so the jig is up. I’m not sitting on my porch in a rocking chair yelling at kids whose frisbees end up on my lawn. The real skinny on me: 20 5’7" 140lbs Black hair Dark brown eyes. Almost black. Brown skinned (soy negra) Four-eyed from time to time I’d include pics, but I don’t wanna scare anyone off. I have my personality for that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/28 "2003-06-03T21:15:35Z")
Red Head Nice Rack Puts out I need to get some sort of macro for this… ---
**Author:** ![Grim\_Beaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Grim\_Beaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grim_Beaker)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/29 "2003-06-03T21:48:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, somebody’s got a pretty high opinion of himself… Huh. I didn’t think those were abnormally high AD&D stats \. Maybe I should add a new stat? Arrogance: 18/00 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/30 "2003-06-03T21:55:10Z")
I call tallest so far 6’5", brown hair, pale green eyes, brown hair, somewhere about 200. And I’m 28. I’m Germanish looking. And I have 4 nipples arranged in two sets. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/31 "2003-06-03T22:05:15Z")
Male 6’00", 213 lbs lots of dark curly hair (on my head, what were you thinking), brown eyes, blue tongue (I just drank a Faygo ‘Original Blueberry’ soda pop) red sun-burnt skin on arms, elsewhere various shades of whitish-pink I also have more than the average number of arms and legs, ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/32 "2003-06-03T22:24:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RickJay \* > \*\*So far I’m 4 for 10, 2 walks, 3 RBI, 2 runs scored. I’ve handled 26 chances without an error at first base, all putouts. > > Well, you wanted stats, and it’s softball season. \*\* Hey, I was going to post the same sort of thing, but ya beat me to it. I’m hitting a decent .667 (4 for 6) with 0 walks, 0 extra base hits, 0 RBIs, and 3 runs scored. In the field I’ve committed 4 errors at SS, giving me a fielding percentage that’s probably lower than my batting average. ---
**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/33 "2003-06-04T01:57:40Z")
Female, 18 years of age, 5’11, blonde-red-brown hair, blue eyes, very pale due to phobia of skin cancer. I have attached ear-lobes, a broad forehead, a Southern accent, and a Cindy Crawford mole. How’s that? .:Nichol:. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/34 "2003-06-04T02:23:24Z")
I think I’ve seen **alice’s** pic, and she’s a cutie. ---
**Author:** ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/35 "2003-06-04T02:39:14Z")
female, 18 years old, 5’4, blondish-brown hair, green eyes, slightly tanned, long pointy nose, southern dialect (thick)…and my weight is 30 pounds less than what it was a year ago. Anything else? ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/36 "2003-06-04T03:15:14Z")
male, 5’11", 18 years young, 170lbs, light brown sleepy-eyes, very short black hair and hairy arms. Used to work out but now I’ve got a job as a Lazyist in LazyCo. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/37 "2003-06-04T03:29:02Z")
I’m female. I’m 24 years old. I have light brown/dark blond hair and blue eyes. I’m very fair skinned and I do not tan. I’m 5’5". I weigh, uh, 8 lbs. more than I did a couple months ago. Which is depressing, so I don’t feel like sharing. I’m still pretty slender, though. (I’m a size 6/8…although more of an 8 than a 6 lately.) ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/38 "2003-06-04T03:30:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miabella \* > \*\*female > 28 years old (today is my birthday!) > 5’9" > 145 lbs. > dark blonde hair cut in a chin-length bob, tucked behind ears > green eyes > fair skin, I burn very easily, especially on my scalp > > I’ve had strangers come up to me and tell me I resemble [Laura Linney](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Linney,+Laura) . \*\* Happy Birthday! And, welcome to the boards. 🙂 I totally sympathize with the burning scalp. It happens to me, too. Only, in my case, it’s because I’m bald. And, no one has ever told me I look like Laura Linney. (For which I’m grateful.) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanOldLady \* > \*\* I’d include pics, but I don’t wanna scare anyone off. I have my personality for that. \*\* I’ve seen those pics, and your personality ain’t the only scary thing about you! 😛 And, you’re only 20?! I thought it took _decades_ to achieve the level of bitterness you’ve attained, already. By the time you’re forty, you’re going to be a walking SuperFund site. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/39 "2003-06-04T03:44:52Z")
Male, 31 yo 6’3" 220 lbs 5% body fat Kinda look like Brad Pitt, only much better looking Independently wealthy Oh, wait. Those are my personal ad stats. Real world stats 31 5’10" 190 lbs, used to be in decent shape, but am slipping Blond hair, green eyes medium skin, not pale, but not dark either Definately not independently wealthy ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/40 "2003-06-04T03:49:27Z")
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