# What are your stats? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 3, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363 "2003-06-03T14:13:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/41 "2003-06-04T04:08:01Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > **22 y/o Female** You’re only twenty-two? Huh… I thought you were 28 or so. Don’t ask me why though. :dubious: Myself: 21 5’7" Caucasian male Overweight (that’s all you’re getting) Brown eyes, glasses Tan arms but pretty white otherwise. Blackish brown hair that’s coming uncomfortably close to a mullet. I’m trying to grow a shaggy mop but the back grows faster than everything eles. Need to get a trim tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/42 "2003-06-04T04:08:59Z")
**dantheman** , I remember seeing her pic back in the picture thread, and she IS a cutie! 🙂 _cough_ Male. 18. Not quite 5’6", ~120-125 lbs - basically the small, wiry type. I’ve got brown eyes and thick, curly brown, which is made more interesting by a combination of some red shading and sun bleaching. I’m something like half-Irish, with other British Isles stuff mixed in, with some Austrian German through Russia (I know, I know) thrown in for good measure. I burn slightly less quickly than your stereotypical red-haired Irish person, but only slightly. I do running sports and outdoors stuff, so despite my small size, I’m not a push over. Oh, and for some reason, tall women seem to like me :D. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/43 "2003-06-04T05:12:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Missy2U \* > \*\ ***belladonna** , we could be identical twins! TWINS, I TELL YOU! \*\* We must be fraternal triplets–instead of boobies I’ve got a thingie somewhere in the middle! My sister always said that I was adopted… ---
**Author:** ![Lynne\_kilii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lynne\_kilii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynne_kilii)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/44 "2003-06-04T05:18:02Z")
I don’t know, why, but I’m drawn to answer… ~_5’6"_ ~\*Auburn hair, curly/wavey[/i[, layered to curl below my chin/at my neck… Hard to explain, cause I don’t think about it often, it’s a wash’n’go thing ~_Green/Hazel eyes_ (depends on my mood) ~I’ll be damned if I’m going to give you my weight, 'cause it’s not proportional to how I look, but the general consensus is _I look like Bottecelli’s Venus_… not Eliza Dushku sexy or anything, but it’s got it’s charm to it, I guess… ~_Pale_ (irish, if you didn’t catch it) ~Oh, and I always have my nails done, seems unimportant, but I always get complimented on 'em, it’s a quirk I picked up from my mom. oh, and I’m 18 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/45 "2003-06-04T06:00:04Z")
5’10", 140 (if I don’t eat enough I lose weight), longer hair than most girls and it’s brown. Eyes are hazel, supposedly, though I’ve never seen the color anywhere else. B tells me I have hinges, which I guess means I’m either damn skinny or sorta muscly or a combo of both. I’m scruffy. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/46 "2003-06-04T06:25:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*And, you’re only 20?! I thought it took _decades_ to achieve the level of bitterness you’ve attained, already. By the time you’re forty, you’re going to be a walking SuperFund site. 😃 \*\* Damn straight, I’m 20, but bet your bottom dollar I’m meaner and crankier than any 80 year old you’ll ever meet. ::waves cane angrily:: Damn whippersnapper, you. [sub]I have homework to do.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Urban\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Urban\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urban_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/47 "2003-06-04T06:27:26Z")
Iron golem thief/monk/druid ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/48 "2003-06-04T07:13:52Z")
Male 131 yrs. 7’10" 785 lbs. Size 26 feet Steel grey eyes Completely hairy (ivory color) with silver & black mane. Disdains clothing. Loves snow and mountains. Constantly looking to pull pranks on unsuspecting humans. Flips VWs over when no-one is looking. Used to ski an awful lot until arthritic knees took over. Oh, I just love to wrassle!!! Mostly with bears and moose. Enjoy mongolian bar-b-que too, especially when it comes with chinese buffet. ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/49 "2003-06-04T08:24:47Z")
Female 24 years old 5’5" Weight: yeah right! More than it should be though. Hazel eyes Waist length, thick, wavy reddish brown hair Fair skin (I don’t tan, I burn) ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/50 "2003-06-04T09:23:07Z")
Female 21 years old 5’ tall 100 lbs 34-26-34 dark brown eyes and hair ---
**Author:** ![Burnt\_Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee59a6/32.png) [@Burnt\_Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Sugar)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/51 "2003-06-04T12:17:34Z")
- Female - 19 yo - Blonde/brown ringlets (tightest ringlets you’ll see, a pain sometimes :rolleyes: ). - 158cm (or so) tall - around about 52kgs (haven’t weighed for a while, but my clothes fit the same :p) - Aussie - tanned (just cos I tan easily) - Blue/grey/green eyes - quite muscley because I tumble and used to do gymnastics - _yet_ I have a butt - _but_ lets just say I will never have to worry about sagginess in the future (small boobies ☹ ) _on preview_ looks like it’s my smilie overload day 😃 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/52 "2003-06-04T13:07:18Z")
\*Female \*22 years and 25 days old \*Long black hair with auburn/dark blonde streaks \*Around 175 cms or 5"7 and a half inches tall \*Olive skin with big brown eyes (my Mum is from Thailand) \*Hourglass shaped figure at around 145- 155 pounds (working on that!) \*Big boobies \*Big butt People have said that I look like Catherine Zeta Jones and when I was a pup I looked exactly like Punky Brewster, right down to the pigtails! ---
**Author:** ![meathead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@meathead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meathead)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/53 "2003-06-04T13:42:37Z")
Male White 31 years old 6’4" tall 265 pounds Grey hair (I’m too young for this, but I am also too lazy to do anything about it) Green eyes ---
**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/54 "2003-06-04T13:44:31Z")
I just had to chime in and say yes, from looking at the pics he posted, **Otto** is a hottie. That is all 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/55 "2003-06-04T15:37:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by js\_africanus \* > **We must be fraternal triplets–instead of boobies I’ve got a thingie somewhere in the middle!** Of your _chest_?!? ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/56 "2003-06-04T16:56:53Z")
Female Asian 20 years old 5’2 and 110 lbs Giant zit on the left of my chin from drinking too much and staying up too late at my friend’s 21st b’day party. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/57 "2003-06-04T17:02:00Z")
Male Caucasian 40 6 fett, 225lbs Blue eyes, brown hair. cleft chin. formerly with a moustache. ---
**Author:** ![Inanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inanna)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/58 "2003-06-04T17:06:21Z")
Female. 24 in 14 days. 5’11". Slender yet curvy. Reddish/brownish/blondish hair. Natural color, shoulder length. Fair skinned. Dark brown, may as well be black, eyes. High cheekbones. High forehead. Size 10 foot. I have been told by a few folks that I look like Judy Garland or Julia Stiles. ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/59 "2003-06-04T19:01:32Z")
32 y/o (but look and act 25) 5’2", approx 110 lbs 34D (Thanks, Dr Trevisani!) blonde hair, blue eyes I’ve been told that I look like a few different people: Tonya Harding (which I resent), Traylor Howard from “Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place”, and in some photos, Jennifer Aniston. ---
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/60 "2003-06-04T20:55:41Z")
Female 5’10" Strawberry blonde. Brown eyes Extraordinarily, pathetically pale (I keep vampire hours b/c of my job) Oh, I guess I should say Caucasian, although that’s probably pretty obvious from the stats above. 😃 Will be 25 in July. You ain’t gettin’ my weight. You people is crazy. 😉 I’ve been told I look like a young Cybil Shepherd and/or Bridget Fonda. I don’t see it. Go figure. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363.md?page=4)