# What are your stats? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 3, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363 "2003-06-03T14:13:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Montgomery\_Burns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/db5fbb/32.png) [@Montgomery\_Burns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montgomery_Burns)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/61 "2003-06-04T20:56:14Z")
Gender: Male Age: 45 Race: Caucasian Height: 6’ Weight: 205# Chest: 44" Waist: 35" Inseam: 34" Neck: 17" Sleeve: 34" Shoe Size: 9 1/2 Hat Size: 7 1/4 Hair: brown & wavy, short/medium length Eyes: blue/gray Skin: fair, but tannable ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/62 "2003-06-04T21:11:49Z")
I guess I need to add “cutie”. Excellent, I’m a cutie. Woohoo! Cutie-Ville, here I come. ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/63 "2003-06-05T00:49:08Z")
Male. Human. 5 ft 9 inches. Slightly receding hairline, shoulder-length hair, almost dark brown. Full beard (currently), moustache and goatee (usually). Large lips. All appendages still present (with the exception of part of my foreskin). No broken bones, ever. Morbidly obese; most of it resides in my stomach and hips. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/64 "2003-06-05T01:51:06Z")
16 Female 120 pounds (often a few pounds less, but I’m generally about a size 5) Big brown eyes Thick, curly, a bit below shoulder length hair ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/65 "2003-06-05T02:11:47Z")
- 6’1" - 200lbs - 12% body fat when I got measured last month (this has probably slipped somewhat since, due to recent circumstances, I haven’t been able to go the gym and probably won’t be able to again until at least mid-July) - used to be all lower-body muscle, scrawny upper-body, but recently started to build my chest and arms - reddish hair, mustache and beard (goatee style), all relatively short (my hair’s about 3 inches long and I feel due for a trim) - pale white skin (tried tanning, just doesn’t happen) - blue eyes w/ glasses - will be walking with a distinct limp following surgery on my right knee this month - slightly nasal normal speaking voice, deeper public speaking voice - bats right - throws right - votes left/switch ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/66 "2003-06-05T03:46:44Z")
Male, almost 21 Medium height, medium weight, medium brown hair… ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/67 "2003-06-05T04:47:41Z")
I’m a chick, I’m about 5’6"-5’7", and, while I am loathe to post my weight here, I am not morbidly obese, but I am curvy, and would love to lose a few pounds (who wouldn’t). I have dark brown hair that’s almost to the end of my sholder blades, but not quite. It’s just a little skosh wavy when I blow dry it, and curly-but-not-Justin-Guarini-curly when I don’t. Technically, I have olive-toned skin, but it’s so light that it’s not really all that noticeable–and I avoid the sun to KEEP it that way, thankyouverymuch\*. Now that I think about it, my coloring/hair is very much like Marina Sirtis’s (Troi from Star Trek: Next Gen)–even though I totally denied it when my SO said that about seven months ago. My teeth are completely straight, thanks to a couple years of braces. I have _horrible_ nails/cuticles. I wear glasses–always have, always will–I have very full eyelashes, well-shaped lips, and a nose that I would really rather get rid of. I have brown eyes that have rings in them–dark brown/black —\> hazel —\> chocolate brown–and thick eyebrows. \*I avoid the sunlight because I don’t like what it does to my coloring. I get brassy streaks in my hair and my skin gets way dark. I don’t WANT a tan, I don’t NEED a tan. When I go out, SPF 45+ and a good hat are my friends. ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/68 "2003-06-05T05:23:01Z")
female 5 '9 132 lbs. dark brown hair in Louise Brooks-esque type bob. pale, pale, pale skin. dark brown eyes. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/69 "2003-06-05T06:38:14Z")
Male Caucasian 366 months old 6’5" 280 size 15 foot same size ring finger brown/blue hair (dyed)cut high and tight tan where the clothes ain’t 20" biceps impeccable aim poet/writer photographer Firefighter/EMT/Investigator computer geek outdoorsman Eagle Scout (really) ren faire participant and purveyor of fine liquors. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/70 "2003-06-05T07:05:06Z")
Female 44 years old 5’6 " Size 10 jeans And way too large a bra size (my one “distinguishing” feature, errrr features). hair-Blonde (but it’s dyed dark right now) eyes-Blue, or gray, or green depending upon mood. Very ordinary face, I’m one of those people that other people are always saying “I know you from somewhere”. But I do have a great smile, with dimples, one on each side of my mouth. And nice skin (used to be perfect peaches and cream before I got old and decrepit). ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/71 "2003-06-05T07:31:39Z")
5’5" (5’8" in boots) size 6 (Italian shoes size 36) dimples, which are turning into wrinkles freckles, which are turning into age spots Same distinguishing feature as CanvasShoes and recipient of same comment about people thinking they know me from somewhere (they’re probably thinking of her) ---
**Author:** ![Vlad\_Dracul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/50afbb/32.png) [@Vlad\_Dracul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Dracul)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/72 "2003-06-05T08:16:41Z")
Hard to tell… my kind don’t reflect in mirrors or show up in photos. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/73 "2003-06-05T14:52:12Z")
30ish y/o male Human IT Professional Height 5-10, weight down 20 pounds year to date Brown curly hair, brown eyes Str 11 Int 19 Dex 12 Wis 12 Con 10 Cha 9 Com (eyes of the beholder) Dlvl 7 Xlvl 5/1211 AC 10 Lawful Satiated Weapons: none Armor: uncursed polo shirt (worn) Comestibles: soy protein bar, 2 bananas, yogurt, 3 unidentified tins Amulets: cursed cheap plastic imitation of the Amulet of Yendor Potions: clear potion, soda can Wands: blessed wand of nothing (0:5) Spellbooks: uncursed book of blank paper Tools: uncursed bag, uncursed expensive camera (0:199), desktop computer, fancy watch Gems: 4 rocks, a white stone, 2 black stones, (Contents of bag: assorted papers, cursed train schedule, cursed train pass) Notable skills: Long sword [unskilled] Short sword [unskilled] Rifle [basic] Bow [basic] a - Computer programming [skilled] Knot tying [unskilled] Driving [skilled] b - Martial arts [basic] Scuba [basic] c - Public speaking [basic] Clerical spells [unskilled] Divination spells [unskilled] ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/74 "2003-06-05T15:27:57Z")
6’4" 210 lbs Brown Hair - amazingly, still no gray (my wife hates me) Brown Eyes 40 years old Look like Dan Aykroyd (the thinner version, thank you!) I normally don’t post to stuff like this, but I feel like it was only fair to do so, like some sort of price of admission for reading… ---
**Author:** ![LtningBug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/73ab20/32.png) [@LtningBug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LtningBug)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/75 "2003-06-06T07:54:17Z")
I got this far, I guess I oughta post then . . . Gender/Sex: Male Age: 22 y/o Height: 6’2" (188 cm) Weight: around 200# (91 kg) Build: squishy Hair: dark brown, moderately curly (just like my mom’s brother’s hair, or so she tells me every time she talks about my hair :rolleyes: ) Eyes: somewhere around hazel Compleweasdf: white, with a nice monitor tan. and my left arm is darker than my right (stupid driver’s side window’s always down on warm sunny days). Spelling Ability: very good, except for ‘complexion’ (which I had to look up) Capitalization Ability: well, not very good, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/76 "2003-06-06T08:28:09Z")
Gender: Female Age: 21 (starting today! :D) Height: 5’3" Hair: Light black? Does that make sense? Eyes: Light brown Str: 12 Int: 16 Dex: 12 Wis: 10 Cha: 14 Con: 10 HP: 155 Lvl: 13 Class: Rogue Alignment: Neutral Good Armor: bath robe Weapons: short bow (+1 damage against haystacks), short sword (+5 damage against orcs) ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/77 "2003-06-06T13:54:56Z")
Hey, looks like I’m a slightly smaller, slightly younger version of **]WordMan**! 6’3" Just shy of 200#. 42 Hair brown with more grey every day (distinguished my ass!) Brown eyes. Look like **WordMan** (the good looking version, thank you!;)) ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/78 "2003-06-06T14:32:43Z")
5’10", 185 lbs., 12% body fat, athletic, olive skinned, black hair, Italian stereotype looks,’ cept with hazel eyes. Scar on chin, hand, 36 years old on June 8th. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363/79 "2003-06-06T15:16:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Philster \* > **Scar on chin, hand, …** Hey everybody! **Philster’s** got hand! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-your-stats/179363.md?page=3)