# What aren't you doing? (a thread for college Dopers and others)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 10, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450 "2001-10-10T00:04:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/1 "2001-10-10T00:04:22Z")

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There are quite a few of us college students here, and even if you’re no longer in college, you can procrastinate. And that’s what this thread is about: **Procrastination!**

So:

What should you be doing?  
What are you doing instead?  
When is it due?  
Do you think you’ll ever do it?  
Any thing else worth saying?

Me:

I should be studying for an Evolutionary Bio & Genetics midterm. Instead I am posting on the SDMB and making up stories in my head about a fantasy world based on Imperial China.

The test is tomorrow night at 7 and I haven’t started reviewing yet. I don’t know if I will do it or just trust to my luck. I definitely should do it. BuT I may drop the class before the week is out and then I’ll have wasted my time.

Who else? You know you’re putting something off!

–John

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/2 "2001-10-10T00:18:32Z")

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**What should you be doing?**  
Cleaning, ironing and stuff.  
**What are you doing instead?**  
ummm…isn’t it obvious?  
**When is it due?**  
It never ends  
**Do you think you’ll ever do it?**  
yeah, eventually, I suppose. At least ironing will happen sometime before work tomorrow. Cleaning? Maybe, maybe not.  
**Any thing else worth saying?**

ummm…Mawwiage. That Bwessed Occasion. That dweam wivvin a dweam…

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/3 "2001-10-10T00:25:44Z")

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**What should you be doing?**  
Writing an informative speech on Circus Peanuts.  
**What are you doing instead?**  
This.  
**When is it due?**  
Next Tuesday.  
**Do you think you’ll ever do it?**  
Yeah. Tomorrow night, likely. I have to get it done by the weekend, as I’m fairly sure I’ll have… er… _other things to do_ this weekend. And yes, those other things _would_ be named Gunslinger.  
**Anything else worth saying?**  
Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with five different sources for a speech on circus peanuts? I can write the speech just fine but I can’t find enough sources.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/4 "2001-10-10T00:30:25Z")

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What should you be doing?

_Going home… then helping make supper_

What are you doing instead?

_Sitting at the library on here_

When is it due?

_Uh… I do it just about every night. Though Grandma does the cooking more than I do I just clean the dishes._

Do you think you’ll ever do it?

_Can’t get out of it until dishes are edible_

Any thing else worth saying?

_Uhh… not really?_

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**Author:** ![Tiggamoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Tiggamoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggamoo)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/5 "2001-10-10T01:12:50Z")

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What should you be doing?

I should be reading four chapters, beginning research on Indonesia, finding somewhere to volunteer, working on a worksheet, oh yeah and reading some more.  
What are you doing instead?

It’s obvious I’m on here posting as well as checking my email and eating supper.

When is it due?

Well, all the stuff I should be doing is due to be done by Friday, next Wednesday,in a couple of weeks,in a couple of weeks, and Friday, respectively.

Do you think you’ll ever do it?

I hope I’ll gradually get it all done but I’ll procrastinate on some of it…a stressful method in the long run but it works for me. 🙂

Anything else worth saying?

Not really…just the usual procrastination/stress thing going on with me…☹

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/6 "2001-10-10T01:23:40Z")

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\*\*What should you be doing? \*\*  
Either Calculus II homework or Discrete Math.

\*\*What are you doing instead? \*\*  
Until 5 minutes ago, I was playing Myst.

\*\*When is it due? \*\*  
The Calculus really isn’t due. That course doesn’t really matter at this point, since I changed it to credit only (I’ll retake in the Spring semester). The Discrete Math is due Friday.

\*\*Do you think you’ll ever do it? \*\*  
Yes to both.

**Any thing else worth saying?**  
I’m seriously considering changing my major to Computer Engineering (from Computer Science) just to get away from my advisor, who “advised” me to find a major that “doesn’t involve so much math.”

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/7 "2001-10-10T01:41:08Z")

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\*\*What should you be doing? \*\*

Reviewing for my QM test (it is to laugh) or my Egyptian test, writing the essay on Mithraism that is due on Thursday but that I will ask for an extension on, or the other essay due next week. Or I could do my history reading.

\*\*What are you doing instead? \*\*

Was gaming, now posting. Why? I don’t know!

\*\*When is it due? \*\*  
In order: Tomorrow, Thursday, Thursday (hopfully not for long), next Wednesday and eventually.

\*\*Do you think you’ll ever do it? \*\*

Yep. I’m a slave to grades.

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**Author:** ![PigBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@PigBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigBoy)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/8 "2001-10-10T01:46:17Z")

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**What should you be doing?**  
Studying for an exam tomorrow in my Myth, Legend, and Folklore class.

\*\*What are you doing instead? \*\*  
Lurking (and now posting) here, and cursing AIM for not working.

**When is it due?**  
See above.

\*\*Do you think you’ll ever do it? \*\*  
I do, actually.

\*\*Any thing else worth saying? \*\*  
I want to go home now.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/9 "2001-10-10T01:54:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> What should you be doing?  
> What are you doing instead?  
> When is it due?  
> Do you think you’ll ever do it?  
> Any thing else worth saying?

I should be reading Descartes’s “Discourse on Method” and writing a rough draft for English.

I am instead either staring at my computer screen or running into my suitemates’ room.

They’re both due on Thursday. I’m just tired of writing the same papers for English. They all seem to deal with the same issues.

Yes, I’ll buckle down and finish it all tomorrow. Actually, I plan on finishing Descartes tonight.

If there’s anything else worth saying, I’ll save it for my English paper. Goodness knows I need it.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/10 "2001-10-10T02:02:51Z")

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I’m not in college, but I am in high school.

**What should you be doing?**  
A report on Jim Crow Laws and/or Plessy vs. Ferguson and the causes and effects they have on the the treatment of African Americans today.

\*\*What are you doing instead? \*\*  
Anything

**When is it due?**  
Next Wednesday. (the 15th)

**Do you think you’ll ever do it?**  
Yes.

**Any thing else worth saying?**  
No Not Now  
Maybe Later

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/11 "2001-10-10T02:06:13Z")

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**What should you be doing?**  
Fixing my SE (“Stupid English,” which has an off-color variant, “SFE”) papers.  
**What are you doing instead?**  
Messing with the SDMB.  
**When is it due?**  
Theoretically, never. But I want to turn them in before the midterm so I can make the professor wallow in my genius.  
**Do you think you’ll ever do it?**  
I’m working on it between posts.  
**Anything else worth saying?**  
Yeah. SFE is required for an English major. Doesn’t that suck?

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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/12 "2001-10-10T02:34:07Z")

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What should you be doing?  
Same studying as before.

What are you doing instead?  
Reading the SDMB, Reading the Sluggy forums

When is it due?  
Test is tomorrow night

Do you think you’ll ever do it?  
It’s looking less and less likely.

Any thing else worth saying?  
What is wrong with me???

–John

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/13 "2001-10-10T02:44:29Z")

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Perfect timing on this one.

I should be (in order of emergency level)  
-doing Thermo homework (Thermogodamnits, for the non engineering enclined)  
-studying for Diff Eq exam bright and early tomorrow am  
-re-writing my Ethics paper due tomorrow afternoon  
-Doing Diff Eq homework, due Thursday  
-sleeping  
-taking a shower and trying that new stuff on my hair  
-talking to my buddy Mike  
-preping for my DMing experiance on Friday (scary stuff…I have to play God.)  
-doing my Thermo project  
-doing next week’s Thermo homework  
-cleaning the house

The first six need to be done tonight. Ha.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/14 "2001-10-10T02:48:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> What should you be doing?  
> What are you doing instead?  
> When is it due?  
> Do you think you’ll ever do it?  
> Any thing else worth saying?

Reading 100 pages for class. Posting this. Tomorrow. Yes. No.

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**Author:** ![They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/They_Call_Me_Sneeze)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/15 "2001-10-10T02:51:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> What should you be doing?  
> What are you doing instead?  
> When is it due?  
> Do you think you’ll ever do it?  
> Any thing else worth saying?

a. I should be working on either: english paper (sin in Hawthorne and Meville), or writing a quiz, or writing a journal entry (we have to, for another class), or doing kiswahili homework, or reading biology, or doing laundry, or cleaning my sty - i mean, my apartment for when my friend comes to visit this weekend.

b. instead, i am mostly wandering around my apartment - kind of like pacing, except more aimless, with frequent stops. my stations are: knitting in the chair by the window, playing quitar on the couch, smoking by the other window, checking to see if my silverware is still dirty and needing washing (it always is and always does), computer to see if anyone has send me mail (no one ever has), then start over again at the knitting station. previously, i was watching the real world

c. everything school related is due tomorrow and my friend gets in on friday evening.

d. i HAVE to do the paper tonite, everything else will probably be put off.

e. why, why why!!! why why why why why!!!

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**Author:** ![tygre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@tygre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tygre)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/16 "2001-10-10T02:52:31Z")

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What should you be doing?  
A paper on reparations for slavery (yea or nay?) I also have two tests next week I should be reviewing for - one in abnormal psych, one in sociology. I kinda bombed the first psych test so I really ought to be studying that.

What are you doing instead?

Posting to the SDMB and reading email

When is it due?  
Tomorrow at 1 p.m.

Do you think you’ll ever do it?  
Yeah, in the morning. I ate too much dinner and now I feel all bloaty, so working now is worthless - right?

Any thing else worth saying?

Uh, no. Except I got into the program I wanted at the uni I’m transferring to in the spring (yeah!) and I meet with my advisor tomorrow. I hope I get the classes I want.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/17 "2001-10-10T03:04:32Z")

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What should you be doing?

Let’s see…I’ve got an algorithms project and a take-home analysis test due Thursday, but those are more or less done. I’ve got a linguistics problem set due Friday that I haven’t started. Oh, and I’ve got 6 chapters of psych reading to catch up on this weekend.

What are you doing instead?

I’m posting here. I’m going to go to bed shortly thereafter.

When is it due?

See above.

Do you think you’ll ever do it?

Yes; I’d like to graduate.

Any thing else worth saying?

Tomorrow the spring course offering directory comes out. Then I will have many new opportunities to procrastinate.

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**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/18 "2001-10-10T03:50:49Z")

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**What should you be doing?**  
-cleaning my apartment  
-writing a thank-you to the recruiter I interviewed with yesterday  
-doing laundry

**What are you doing instead?**  
Aside from the obvious, I’m trying to drink the last of the shitty beer I bought so I can move onto the better stuff. It’s to celebrate 2 exams I had today.

**When is it due?**  
-when the place is too dirty to stand, or when my roommates bitch at me, whichever comes first  
-I should send it out before next week  
-I’m going out of town from Thursday evening-Saturday, so I should have clean clothes for then

**Do you think you’ll ever do it?**  
-tomorrow while I’m waiting for my clothes to dry  
-tomorrow while I’m at work  
-tomorrow

**Anything else worth saying?**  
Berghoff Famous Amber Ale was a disappointment.

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**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/19 "2001-10-10T04:17:51Z")

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\*\*\*\*What should you be doing? \*\*  
I have a Object Oriented Programming (C++) test on Thurs.  
An assembly-level program due thurs. (That’s going to kill me anyone know anything about Queues?! :()  
A Microeconomics packed due wed.  
\*\*What are you doing instead? \*\*  
Reading Lance Armstrongs It’s not about the bike  
Great book.  
Talking on IM  
and freaking out about all the crap that I have to do but don’t know how.  
\*\*When is it due? \*\*  
oops, see above. The 11th of Oct. is going to suck.

\*\*Do you think you’ll ever do it? \*\*  
I’ll study, but the asm program is going to kick my ass. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish it, just like everyone else in the class, we have one of _those_ profs.

**Any thing else worth saying?**  
I love computer science, but right now I’m doubting how really good I am at it. I hate not being the best! For all this fishy’s out their, don’t fall behind like I did! Stay current!

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**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-arent-you-doing-a-thread-for-college-dopers-and-others/86450/20 "2001-10-10T04:19:01Z")

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Damn, and always preview!

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