# What award will my award winning wiener win? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432 "2014-09-24T14:43:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/1 "2014-09-24T14:43:06Z")
I just received an email “What you need is an award winning wiener, K364” - I’m on board with that, but I’m curious, what specific awards do award winning wieners get? Would it be at the Grammy’s for “Schlong Of The Year”? ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/2 "2014-09-24T16:10:50Z")
Hey, enjoy the win, here. Don’t be a dick about it. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/3 "2014-09-24T16:14:43Z")
[Cock-of-the-rock trophy.](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Rupicola_peruviana_%28male%29_-San_Diego_Zoo-8a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/4 "2014-09-24T17:15:29Z")
Well, Oktoberfest _is_ almost here… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/5 "2014-09-24T17:49:35Z")
Must have sung “My Ding-a-Ling” in the song contest… ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/6 "2014-09-24T18:24:30Z")
“You may already be a wiener!” ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/7 "2014-09-24T18:26:48Z")
As the Scotsman said in the old joke, “Lad, I don’t where ya been, but I see you won first prize!”. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/8 "2014-09-24T18:30:07Z")
Dammit Anthony! You are going to have to just cut this shit out eventually. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/9 "2014-09-24T18:29:58Z")
[The Scotsman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65hOhj94ZGE) The Scotsman woke to nature’s call and stumbled toward a tree Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees Then in a startled voice he says to what’s before his eyes He said, “Lad I don’t know where you’ve been but I see you won first prize” ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/10 "2014-09-24T18:33:12Z")
An autographed 8x10 glossy of Oscar Mayer, suitable for framing, and a tour of the Wienermobile. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/11 "2014-09-24T18:34:57Z")
In the spirit of the Oscar, the Tony, the Grammy, and the Emmy. I offer **The SCHWEDDY!** ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/12 "2014-09-24T18:40:01Z")
[You could win this](http://thegreathotdogcookoff.com/) [or this if you like to show pictures](http://www.hot-dog.org/media/hot-dog-selfie-contest) Both SFW I would bet searching for Hot Dog Selfie would be interesting with Safe Search off ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/13 "2014-09-24T18:54:18Z")
Well, at least you’re not a [nobody](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKxPXNby12k) ---
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/14 "2014-09-24T18:55:32Z")
Some sort of ribbon at Crufts, I imagine. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-award-will-my-award-winning-wiener-win/699432/15 "2014-09-24T20:02:55Z")
A _major_ award- perhaps a leg lamp if you’re lucky.