# What awful luck with women this poor guy has - or is his bed TOO comfortable?

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**Created:** [April 9, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528 "2003-04-09T12:41:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528/1 "2003-04-09T12:41:57Z")

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Police oppose bond for Liebig after 2nd woman found dead at Port Royal home

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> Naples police officers — shocked that a second woman has been found dead at the same Port Royal residence in less than a year — plan to ask a judge to keep the man whose bed both women were found in behind bars while police investigate.
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> Marc Liebig
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> “It’s frustrating to us that it had to happen a second time,” Naples police Detective Ed Principe said. “Now it’s up to the State Attorney’s Office (to file criminal charges).”
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> In a news conference Monday, Principe and Lt. Jon Maines expressed concern over this latest death at the home of 24-year-old Marc Wolfgang Liebig, the son of a prominent Naples business owner, on Saturday.
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> Sara Gambaccini, 24, of North Naples, is the second woman found dead in Liebig’s bed in less than a year.
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> No charges have been filed in connection with Gambaccini’s death, which is under investigation. An autopsy was being performed Monday, authorities said.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528/2 "2003-04-09T13:14:07Z")

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He has the dick of death.

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**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528/3 "2003-04-09T13:23:56Z")

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Talk about a dead f\*\*\*.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528/4 "2003-04-09T15:57:51Z")

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What? Is this guy a long lost Cartwright?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528/5 "2003-04-09T16:08:03Z")

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Well, THAT link died quickly…

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528/6 "2003-04-09T16:42:38Z")

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IIRC, the Weekly World News once touted “the Chair of Death”. Whomever sat in it died soon after.

As it turns out, it was part of a bedroom set.

Beware, for you may unknowingly be the owner of the Armoir of death.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528/7 "2003-04-09T16:54:29Z")

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Maybe he is just that _good_.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528/8 "2003-04-09T17:29:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spit \*  
> \*\*Maybe he is just that _good_. \*\*

Or that bad.  
I had a chance to talk to my brother’s ex shortly after their divorce was final. Besides be rather small when erect, apparently my brother did not know how to use what little he had. She said on a couple of occasions when she was really tired, she fell asleep while he was humping away.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-awful-luck-with-women-this-poor-guy-has-or-is-his-bed-too-comfortable/167528/9 "2003-04-10T01:49:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by astro \*  
> \*\*Police oppose bond for Liebig after 2nd woman found dead at Port Royal home \*\*

Link fixed

[http://www.naplesnews.com/03/04/naples/d924386a.htm](http://www.naplesnews.com/03/04/naples/d924386a.htm)
