# What bodily fluid have deposited on a celebrity? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703 "2009-02-27T19:33:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/41 "2009-02-28T16:01:04Z")
I accidentally sneezed at George Takei once, pretty hard, although I don’t think I actually sneezed ON him. He didn’t make a big deal over it, anyway; and graciously signed my trading card. I guess he’s probably seen it all before. George Takei is a class act. ---
**Author:** ![ShermanAter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ShermanAter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShermanAter)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/42 "2009-02-28T17:53:41Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I once licked Nina Hartley. Alright c’mon, spill yer guts. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/43 "2009-02-28T18:06:07Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I once licked Nina Hartley. Where? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/44 "2009-02-28T18:14:07Z")
I shook hands with Jimmy Carter once and undoubtedly there was some sort of DNA transfer, and …blurrrrrrrruuuggggghghghghghghgh!(retch) By the way, what is it with these celebrity thread titles and [absent articles of speech](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508599)? Is Ed Zotti trying to save money on electrons? ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/45 "2009-02-28T18:23:57Z")
Somewhere there’s a poster of Farrah Fawcett, circa 1978, that has my boyhood DNA all over it. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/46 "2009-03-02T11:08:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Where? Canada. ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/47 "2009-03-02T12:37:27Z")
I’ve snogged an actor who’s been in a few Doctor Who spinoff episodes, as well as fairly major productions at the RSC and the National. Oh! And that great Shakespeare ReTold series the Beeb did a few years ago. When I was three I met Leslie Nielsen (he’s golfing buddies with my grandmother) and probably goobered on him a bit. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/48 "2009-03-02T14:30:46Z")
Over the course of a year at a spiritual retreat in India, I’ve swapped humidity-fueled hug sweat with Meg Ryan, Daphne Zureiga (Spaceballs, One Tree Hill, others, though I didn’t recognize her at the time), Laura Herring (Mulhulland Drive) and Tony Robbins. Only when they flew off in their respective helicopters did I feel the twang of social disparity. And Jessica Biel calls me up every now and then to request more… intimate services. Sure it SOUNDS cool, but it’s really starting to get to me. I mean, honestly woman, give me a break. I’m a PERSON ok, not just some sex toy for the rich and beautiful to use to fulfill their carnal desires. I have FEELINGS, dammit! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/49 "2009-03-02T14:52:44Z")
If we’re accepting the reverse, I’ve been spit upon by Little Jimmy Urine. But, really, who hasn’t he spit on? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/50 "2009-03-02T16:14:01Z")
> [@Tracy\_Lord](#): > > I’ve snogged an actor who’s … Dare I ask what kind of fluid snog is? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/51 "2009-03-02T16:29:48Z")
Oh, I didn’t realize we’re including hand shakes. Ok, then: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim, Connie Francis, Ayn Rand, Alan Greenspan and Keith Haring (Keith and I did a lot more than mere hand shaking). ---
**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/52 "2009-03-02T16:32:08Z")
I got a kiss on the cheek from Lloyd Alexander. ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/53 "2009-03-02T16:44:55Z")
I guess hand shake officially count, so: Alton Brown. I need to get out more… ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/54 "2009-03-02T16:46:08Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > I sweated on David Byrne, via handshake. > > I think I spit a little on Dan Fogelberg when I ran my shopping cart into his at a grocery store. Edit: Wayyy to late to the party ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/55 "2009-03-02T17:06:18Z")
Well, I’ve shaken hands with two: Richard Nixon and Micheal Hedges. And I got a hug from Elizabeth Montgomery. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/56 "2009-03-02T18:19:25Z")
> [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](#): > > If I were male I’m sure I would of too! And instead it was like, _schwing!_ ---
**Author:** ![LIONsob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/76d3ee/32.png) [@LIONsob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LIONsob)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/57 "2009-03-02T19:03:56Z")
Pissed on racecar driver A.J. Foyt when I was an infant in 1957/58. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/58 "2009-03-02T19:13:41Z")
I once got an autograph and a hug from Broadway diva Lea Salonga. Then I walked around Broadway in a daze until I fell over my own two feet. ---
**Author:** ![Moscow\_Discow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Moscow\_Discow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moscow_Discow)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/59 "2009-03-03T02:07:36Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by \*\* seodoa\*\*… > If we’re accepting the reverse, I’ve been spit upon by Little Jimmy Urine. But, really, who hasn’t he spit on? Me! _jealous_ ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703/60 "2009-03-03T04:36:19Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Dare I ask what kind of fluid snog is? It’s English (as in Jolly old) for Kissing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bodily-fluid-have-deposited-on-a-celebrity/487703.md?page=4)