# What Bond Villain are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 5, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109 "2001-12-05T22:10:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/1 "2001-12-05T22:10:40Z")
Not sure if this is CS or MPSIMS territory, but… [The James Bond Villain Personality Test](http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/villain.html) My result: > [@](#): > > You are Francisco Scaramanga. > You enjoy good food, monopolising the world’s energy supplies, and sex before assassinating people. > > You are played by Christopher Lee in The Man with the Golden Gun. Makes sense to me…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/2 "2001-12-05T22:23:55Z")
I am **Pussy Galore.** Woo Hoo! Scuse me, I’m gonna go look at myself in the mirror for the next few hours. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/3 "2001-12-05T22:24:52Z")
> [@](#): > > You are Ernst Stavro Blofeld. > You enjoy fluffy white cats, dropping people in piranha pools, and initiating World War III. > > You are played by Donald Pleasence in You Only Live Twice. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/4 "2001-12-05T22:28:20Z")
My result: You are Ernst Stavro Blofeld. You enjoy fluffy white cats, dropping people in piranha pools, and initiating World War III. You are played by Donald Pleasence in You Only Live Twice. Excellent . . . . -me ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Black](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecc23a/32.png) [@Jet\_Black](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Black)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/5 "2001-12-05T22:32:45Z")
I’m not a big Bond fan, ut if I were to be one of the villains, I’d be the white cat that sits on that guy’s lap. First off, cats are here to rule the world, so it only makes sense. Unfortunately, something went wrong with the transporter device and they became domesticated. Second, by using the human villain, the cat will get what it really desires. World Domination. Third, Bond will always shoot the guy, not the cat. Fourth, as teh cat I can look on witha passive smug look as Bond is being cut in two by a solor laser. Hope I didn’t screw up my Bond references…as I said, I’m not a big fan. So, for all you Bond fans, here’s the trivia question…what was that cat’s name? I’m sure somebody knows it. I sure as hell don’t. Jet Black ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/6 "2001-12-05T23:31:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jet Black \* > **what was that cat’s name? I’m sure somebody knows it. I sure as hell don’t.=** Sorry, Blofeld’s feline didn’t have any name (mentioned in any movie, at least). But, unsurprisingly, it does have a [fan website](http://www.fmi.uni-passau.de/~zimmerth/mcp/cats/blofeld/). ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@Diogenes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/7 "2001-12-05T23:50:22Z")
“You are Ernst Stavro Blofeld. You enjoy fluffy white cats, dropping people in piranha pools, and initiating World War III.” Step the fuck off, Osama! ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Black](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecc23a/32.png) [@Jet\_Black](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Black)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/8 "2001-12-05T23:56:09Z")
Peepthis, Greak link! And it explains well why the white cat is the baddest mutherphuecking villain in Bond’s history. Six movies, and not killed in any of them (was he?) I love the whole bit about the cat controlling Blofeld. Fits like glove with my implications of the cat’s desire for world domination. Thanks again. I forwarded that link to a friend who is a major Bond fan. Jet Black ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/9 "2001-12-05T23:59:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > I am **Pussy Galore.** No, _ **I** _ am Pussy Galore. _I enjoy flying, a good roll in the hay, and nerve gassing army bases._ Beware any impostors. ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/10 "2001-12-06T00:08:13Z")
You are Mr Wint or Mr Kidd. You enjoy strong cologne, the company of men, and stabbing people with flaming shish-kebabs. You are played by Bruce Glover or Putter Smith in Diamonds Are Forever. Heh… ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/11 "2001-12-06T00:16:48Z")
I am Francisco Scaramanga. Never saw The Man with the Golden Gun. I checked out the movie’s reviews at IMDB. Apparently I’m a lecherous million-dollar hitman with a crappy weapon. Oh yeah, that’s me all right. ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/12 "2001-12-06T00:23:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > > I am **Pussy Galore.** > > No, _ **I** _ am Pussy Galore. > _I enjoy flying, a good roll in the hay, and nerve gassing army bases._ > > Beware any impostors. \*\* Ooooh, dueling moderators! I can hear the banjos from here… (which one of you gets to be Ned Beatty?) ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/13 "2001-12-06T01:01:06Z")
Another Man w/the Golden Gun checking in (does this mean I have a little Saruman in me as well?) ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Maximino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@Mighty\_Maximino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Maximino)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bond-villain-are-you/97109/14 "2001-12-06T01:26:57Z")
Ha! I am **Dr. No** (enjoying fine dining, nuclear power, and initiating armegeddon).