# What book titles will you never see? (But would like to) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2007, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-book-titles-will-you-never-see-but-would-like-to/409178 "2007-06-24T01:41:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-book-titles-will-you-never-see-but-would-like-to/409178/41 "2007-07-03T17:51:09Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar] Please, anybody who remembers the thread or some keywords in it, help locate the older thread like this one where unlikely children’s book titles were explored. I seem to recall just the gist of the thread and the Key Word Searches I have tried have all failed to resurrect it. As I recall, though, it was hilarious, too. [/QUOTE] I am a pretty good search engine myself for any thread I have ever read. Is it this one? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332600&highlight=book+titles](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332600&highlight=book+titles) ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-book-titles-will-you-never-see-but-would-like-to/409178/42 "2007-07-03T18:01:06Z")
[QUOTE=Shagnasty] I am a pretty good search engine myself for any thread I have ever read. Is it this one? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332600&highlight=book+titles](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332600&highlight=book+titles) [/QUOTE] If that’s not **the** one I remember, it’s a great substitute. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-book-titles-will-you-never-see-but-would-like-to/409178/43 "2007-07-03T18:01:26Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar] It finally occurred to me to try a Google for some of those keywords I thought I remembered and I got any number of hits. The one at [this site](http://forum.catchride.com/index.php?showtopic=34989) seemed to have quite a few of the ones I remembered, including: [/QUOTE] Absent from that list are _Dressing Sexy for Grownups_ and something like _Attention Deficit Disorder and its Impact on the Lives of Chil…Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!_ ---
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How to Make a Fortune Through Insurance Fraud Terrorism for Dummies Third Time’s the Charm - the Complete History of Aaron Sorkin’s Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip A Pictorial Biography of Cecil Adams Ann Coulter’s Critique of Pure Reason The SDMB Technical Guide to High-Speed Servers ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-book-titles-will-you-never-see-but-would-like-to/409178/48 "2007-07-04T23:39:28Z")
How’s about this one: The Life-Book of Captain Jim? ---
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