# What Brand Are You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836 "2004-09-09T23:21:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/1 "2004-09-09T23:21:52Z")
Inspired by [this site](http://www.whatbrandareyou.com). You enter your name and some other information, and it devises a new “Brand Name” for you. My new name is Luxus. I’m unique because I have “renewed freshness” (whatever _that_ means). So, what brand are you? ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/2 "2004-09-09T23:26:33Z")
**Jubilo** And my brand denotes **profits,profits,profits** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/3 "2004-09-09T23:30:17Z")
My brand name is A. My brand name will be unique because it denotes recognisable skills. It’s the letter A, that’s it…just a letter. Well, at least I’ll be at the front of the phone book! ---
**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/4 "2004-09-09T23:44:43Z")
My brand name: iuro My brand is unique because it denotes: The sword strikes first Whatever ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/5 "2004-09-09T23:46:43Z")
Vigeo. And my brand name denotes…“Don’t trust anyone.” 😕 ---
**Author:** ![bdandhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@bdandhr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdandhr)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/6 "2004-09-09T23:53:14Z")
I’m “officially” **Proceede** … Power through drive Yeah, I wish… ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/7 "2004-09-09T23:55:07Z")
I’m iento, whatever that is. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/8 "2004-09-09T23:56:43Z")
My brand is Libido and we promote ‘Hiding under the Bush’ as our strategic plan for world dommination. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/9 "2004-09-10T00:04:01Z")
> [@monica](#): > > Vigeo. > > And my brand name denotes…“Don’t trust anyone.” 😕 Wait a minute. _I’m_ Vigeo and it says my brand is “unique” and “always ready for a challenge.” I smell a lawsuit. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/10 "2004-09-10T00:32:51Z")
What the…? I’m also **vigeo** and it denotes “old fashioned service in a modern building.” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/11 "2004-09-10T01:06:49Z")
I’m **A** , which has \*\*thrusting power./b] ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/12 "2004-09-10T01:08:03Z")
(Just pretend my bold tag worked. You all have good imaginations; you can do it.) ---
**Author:** ![Landshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/77aa72/32.png) [@Landshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Landshark)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/13 "2004-09-10T01:09:30Z")
My brand name is “ **optilogo** ”. Which denotes “that sinking feeling”. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/14 "2004-09-10T01:18:03Z")
**Yessential** this denotes best practice makes perfect ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/15 "2004-09-10T01:43:31Z")
My brand is **praevaleo**. It’ll be unique because it denotes _another chance_. Guess that’s because I chose caring as my core value and customer satisfaction as my main goal. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/16 "2004-09-10T02:40:28Z")
Vulgo – promising _profits! profits! profits!_ harrumph. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/17 "2004-09-10T02:45:16Z")
Behold, I am **Velitatio**!! Considering it sounds like a feminine deoderant spray, that _renewed freshness_ quite handy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/18 "2004-09-10T02:50:41Z")
My brand name is **penus**. :eek: They say it denotes “calm like a rain storm,” but my first glance saw “calm” as a three letter word that sort of sounds the same. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/19 "2004-09-10T02:51:03Z")
I’m **Yessential**. Underneath my name there is this cryptic message: _The customer is always writing_. What does it _mean_? ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836/20 "2004-09-10T03:04:19Z")
[quote=JKilez] They say it denotes “calm like a rain storm,” but my first glance saw “calm” as a three letter word that sort of sounds the same.[/quote[ Strong like bull. 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-brand-are-you/263836.md?page=2)