# What bumper stickers are on your car? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878 "2006-03-25T19:46:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/1 "2006-03-25T19:46:52Z")
I have one that says “I Break For Tailgaters”, inspired by a recent thread, and one that says “Honk If You Love Me”. What do you have? ---
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/2 "2006-03-25T23:15:23Z")
“Help Stamp Out Mental Health!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/3 "2006-03-26T02:00:58Z")
I’ve got a small sticker that advertises the tattoo studio that did my last tat, and a Badnarik in 04 that I really should get removed. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/4 "2006-03-26T02:05:40Z")
“Nautical People Have Their Ship Together!” ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/5 "2006-03-26T02:58:03Z")
Aaa ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/6 "2006-03-26T03:03:29Z")
None. But I have an Indiana University alumni sticker inside a window. I don’t see any reason to deface my own car. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/7 "2006-03-26T03:11:59Z")
Little Bad Ass Papillons and Got Gordon Setters? ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/8 "2006-03-26T03:54:48Z")
Not yet, but I’m thinking about having one made on the Internet that reads: AL FRANKEN FOR PRESIDENT! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/9 "2006-03-26T04:44:26Z")
I’ve got a very faded Human Rights Campaign “=,” plus my Evolve fish (the one holding a wrench). ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/10 "2006-03-26T05:16:24Z")
I have a “Han Shot First” sticker and a [Kingdom of Loathing one](http://woogie.net/images/26.gif). I also have a very faded Hunter S. Thompson [Gonzo symbol](http://www.bourbonhours.com/images/gonzo.gif) and a small one that says “Don’t Submit.” ---
**Author:** ![Calliope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Calliope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calliope)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/11 "2006-03-26T05:21:59Z")
I’ve got two: “God Is Too Big To Fit Inside One Religion” and “We can bomb the world to pieces but we can’t bomb it into peace” I also have a Wolf Sanctuary decal. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/12 "2006-03-26T23:23:25Z")
On the left side of the rear bumper: “Amnesty International” “Free Tibet” On the right side: “.45ACP” “TAPCO” ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/13 "2006-03-26T23:43:36Z")
> [@Rubystreak](#): > > I also have a very faded Hunter S. Thompson [Gonzo symbol](http://www.bourbonhours.com/images/gonzo.gif) and a small one that says “Don’t Submit.” Ooooh, I’d love to get one of those. Did you find it online? I have a Monster Magnet sticker and a Black Sabbath sticker. Part of my MM sticker tore off the last time I went through the car wash so I guess I’ll have to remove it. I waited and waited for the perfect sticker for my car and the damn thing ripped. I probably won’t be able to find the same one again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/14 "2006-03-27T15:20:24Z")
On my car, a small American flag, and a spiffy “Kennedy/Johnson” repro 1960 campaign bumpersticker I got from the JFK Library in Boston. On our family van, an oval white-on-green “VT” oval, a “We support [our local school]” rear-window sticker, a world soccer insignia, and a teeny little smiley face (my six-year-old put it there; I haven’t gotten around to taking it off). ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/15 "2006-03-27T15:42:15Z")
BUCK FUSH A white silhouette of a Schweizer 300CB I had made at one of those vinyl stickers kiosks ‘Talk nerdy to me’, followed by a white Macintosh Apple AOPA wings White ‘Group 3 Aviation, Van Nuys Airport’ with a Bell LongRanger silhouette Red MG octagon ---
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/16 "2006-03-27T15:50:36Z")
I have a sticker from the movie The American Astronaut Waterloo Records from Austin A chunklet Magazine sticker that says “We’re all in this together Except you, you’re a dick” Mass Transit Ale the band Sugar Shack sticker and an Axeman Surplus sticker from Minneapolis/St. Paul. ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/17 "2006-03-27T16:16:50Z")
“Throw the bums out!” ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/18 "2006-03-27T16:18:44Z")
Oddly, none of mine are actually on the bumper. I’ve got a chrome UT Longhorn to the left of my license plate, a God Bless Texas sticker to the right, a silver Autobot decal on the driver’s side rear quarter window, a window sticker of my wife’s sorority shield (Zeta Phi Beta) on the passenger’s side rear quarter window, and a geocaching logo window cling on the bottm center of the rear window. ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/19 "2006-03-27T17:49:59Z")
“FRODO FAILED” “Support the magnetic ribbon industry” My buddy has one on his car that says: “My Goddess created your God” ---
**Author:** ![MsMitey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@MsMitey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsMitey)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/20 "2006-03-27T18:07:05Z")
“My other car is a Pynchon novel” That’s it, since it’s about as pretentious as anyone can ever hope to be. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878.md?page=2)