# What bumper stickers are on your car? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878 "2006-03-25T19:46:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/21 "2006-03-27T18:26:21Z")
I don’t do bumper stickers. They don’t seem to look good for long, as least from what I see on other people’s cars. I do have a small window sticker on my rear side window that is Tinkerbell. Just a white outline of her. ---
**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/22 "2006-03-27T18:35:28Z")
> [@Rhiannon8404](#): > > I don’t do bumper stickers. They don’t seem to look good for long, as least from what I see on other people’s cars. I do have a small window sticker on my rear side window that is Tinkerbell. Just a white outline of her. [A white Chalk outline?](http://www.gis.state.ar.us/Images/MapGallery/april.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/23 "2006-03-27T19:50:43Z")
> [@Rhiannon8404](#): > > I don’t do bumper stickers. They don’t seem to look good for long, as least from what I see on other people’s cars. I do have a small window sticker on my rear side window that is Tinkerbell. Just a white outline of her. Same here, except mine is Jessica Rabbit. Va-va-voom! ---
**Author:** ![Tortuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@Tortuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tortuga)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/24 "2006-03-27T20:01:41Z")
“Fleece on Earth, Good Wool to Ewe” Yeah, unbearably cheesy but I like it, haven’t seen another one like it. And a WOOF magnetic emblem (in the style of those hometown abbreviation thingies) I saw a [Republicans for Voldemort](http://www.goats.com/store/stickers.html) sticker on a car in Balboa Park and ordered a pack, but I don’t know if one will make it on my car. If I put on every sticker that I like (some in this thread) the back of my Volkswagen would look very Volvo 240DL wagon in Berkeley-ish. Not a bad thing really, but cluttered. I’m a big bmper-sticker reader. If you ever look in your rear view mirror and see a red VW a little too close for comfort, it’s because I’m trying to read your stickers. I’ll back off as soon as I’m done. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/25 "2006-03-27T20:38:50Z")
[Cite!?](http://sickslug.com/) ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/26 "2006-03-27T20:48:16Z")
I don’t put bumper stickers on my cars; as others have noted, they look crappy. I have 2 removable window clings: one is for my favorite local radio station (kink), and the other says I am an Oregon Zoo member. My husband’s SUV has a U of O alumni window cling. ---
**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/27 "2006-03-27T21:25:19Z")
> [@Mynn](#): > > [A white Chalk outline?](http://www.gis.state.ar.us/Images/MapGallery/april.jpg) Someone ran over [Po](http://www.curvecomm.com/teletubbies/po.html)!? ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/28 "2006-03-27T21:25:27Z")
I have one; it’s an anti-Dubya (“W” in a red “no” circle like the no smoking signs–what do they call those anyway?). I think it confuses people though, because I drive a V-Dub and the sticker is pretty close to my rear VW emblem. It’s also magnetic. I’m not really keen on sticking something to my car that can’t be removed easily. ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2006, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/29 "2006-03-28T02:45:14Z")
**STOP HONKING I’M ON THE PHONE!** ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Johnson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Mrs\_Johnson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_Johnson)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/30 "2006-03-28T03:03:17Z")
The car came from Georgia and the “Georgia Tech” sticker came with it. I haven’t spent the time to take it off yet. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878/31 "2006-03-28T03:15:37Z")
Count me as pro-bumpersticker. Cars without bumper stickers are boring. Mine: “One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity” “Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise” “My day isn’t complete until I’ve terrified a complete stranger” which is placed along side “W04” 😉 I’m waiting on replacing my car before springing for “Member of the vast right-wing conspiracy” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-are-on-your-car/349878.md?page=1)