# What Bumper stickers have made you happy recently? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869 "2004-04-30T16:20:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/1 "2004-04-30T16:20:45Z")
Saw this one last night on my way home from Kung Fu class: “Sorry - my Karma ran over your dogma” I’m still giggling over that one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/2 "2004-04-30T16:34:43Z")
I was going to work the other day and was behind an old station wagon–the kind whose paint had faded from the original green towards a pale melon color, and imitation wood grain on the sides were slight zebra prints. The bumper had more rust than chrome and it appeared that if it hadn’t been for duct tape, then the car might not have been mobile. I noticed a bumper sticker admist the rust. Approaching it, I read: _Honk if anything falls off_ ---
**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/3 "2004-04-30T16:37:21Z")
_visualize whirled peas_ is one I saw recently Some others that I have seen in the past: \*Reunite Gondwanaland \*Bring Back Smilodon 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/4 "2004-04-30T19:54:08Z")
I wouldn’t say it “made me happy,” but this bumper sticker definitely impressed me: **If You’re Not Outraged You’re Not Paying Attention** ---
**Author:** ![cormac262](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@cormac262](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cormac262)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/5 "2004-04-30T19:58:48Z")
My all-time favorite, although not recent was: “So many idiots…so few comets” (remember Heaven’s Gate ?) ---
**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/6 "2004-04-30T20:02:25Z")
I just saw this one yesterday: _Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot._ ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/7 "2004-04-30T20:02:44Z")
_Let Go of My Ears - I Know What I’m Doing_ ---
**Author:** ![SailleCinza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@SailleCinza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SailleCinza)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/8 "2004-04-30T20:06:03Z")
God used to be my co-pilot… then, we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him. My goddess gave birth to your god. ---
**Author:** ![Rashak\_Mani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rashak\_Mani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rashak_Mani)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/9 "2004-04-30T20:09:54Z")
This other thread is worth reading: [LOTR Bumper Stickers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=248681) ---
**Author:** ![SailleCinza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@SailleCinza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SailleCinza)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/10 "2004-04-30T20:10:20Z")
My favorite (maybe…there’s so many) A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/11 "2004-04-30T20:26:24Z")
MILITANT AGNOSTIC: I don’t know and you don’t either ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/12 "2004-04-30T20:26:56Z")
I’m pleased with my current bumper sticker, “Eve Was Framed.” ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/13 "2004-04-30T21:01:15Z")
On opposite sides of the same bumper: I ♣ my wife I ♠ my dog ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/14 "2004-04-30T21:04:37Z")
While in Ohio for Thinksnow’s wedding and Halloween Dope: “Freedom of Religion means Every Religion”. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/15 "2004-04-30T21:08:36Z")
One-term Presidency: a Bush family tradition ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2004, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/16 "2004-04-30T22:32:01Z")
Well, I’ll be happy if I can make through the final tomorrow and score high enough to get: Honk If You Passed P Chem ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/17 "2004-05-01T00:10:09Z")
I recently saw “Who Would Jesus Bomb?” and “(peace symbol) Back by popular demand.” > [@JuanitaTech](#): > > _Let Go of My Ears - I Know What I’m Doing_ That doesn’t make much sense as a bumpersticker! (I like the T-Shirt though.) ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/18 "2004-05-01T01:13:53Z")
> [@voguevixen](#): > > > [@Juanita Tech](#): > > > > Let Go of My Ears - I Know What I’m Doing > > That doesn’t make much sense as a bumpersticker! (I like the T-Shirt though.) [enlightened] Ahhhh!!! [/enlightened] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/19 "2004-05-01T02:16:45Z")
One I saw recently on a customized (raised suspension, big knobby tires, etc.) pickup that was obviously used for off-roading: _God created asphalt so Yuppies could go four-wheeling._ ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/20 "2004-05-01T03:00:07Z")
_Don’t worry, I’m a geologist!_ Every time that I see the car with this one on it, I crack up. It’s so completely random. I love it! -Mosquito [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869.md?page=2)